SimplyJoshy

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[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[bruneburg]

feel free to caption this

[bruneburg]

I actually had to look up what the heck this was supposed to mean and

OH.

[kyraneko]

Item: Inexplicably Necessary Coconut

(Have an NPC of dubious mental stability offer it to the party, or have them find it in a treasure chest or sitting behind a door or something. At the entrance to the final boss dungeon, have the game demand a coconut to enter. Make the party go back and get it if they need to.)

[lotusinjadewell]

The traditional costume of Mong people. Credit to Trần Sơn.

[slipping-into-madness]

[tearsinthemist]

And

they’re still doing it.

[chrrispine]

Incorrect Steddie Quotes: Part 5

[wells-hannah]

#keke palmer is just like me

[argumate]

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

[cargopantsman]

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

[argumate]

very very slow tigers are chasing me

[yellbug]

not to leave a serious comment on a silly post but one of the best pieces of advice I ever got about stress was to SLEEP but secondly, when overwhelmed, lay in a bed and intentionally hold all your muscles clenched. clench EVERYTHING. hold it for a few seconds, then let go. It tricks your animal fight-or-flight monkey brain into thinking it had, and won, a fight, and some of the stress response will leave you

[creekfiend]

#turn a slow tiger into a fast tiger with this fucked up trick

[headspace-hotel]

“Very very slow tigers are chasing me” is the most hysterical way I’ve ever heard my state of being described

[abigail-rytel]

Humans are persistence predators and then created deadlines and out-persistence predator’d ourselves

[theocseason4]

[shades-of-kewl]

??????

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[cosmicgallant]

[soupinmyshoe-deactivated2022122]

The only two replies on this tho

[trashmouther-4]

THE MOST ICONIC SLAPS OF THIS YEAR

I hope we get more

[britomart]

starting a collection

[h3dgehogdilemma]

[citrusgender]

[carisi-rollins]

kathony + tags part 2

[naslostcontrol]

BRIDGERTON Season 2 + tumblr (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9) and one twitter posts (7)

[everythingfox]

Dog wants to feed owner first

(via)

[xwhorriblex]

Good doggo, elder care is a priority

[ofcabbagezandkingz]

[thundergrace]

I’ve never seen a dog just… throw hands but I think that’s what I just saw

[tylerposey]

Angel Bismark Curiel as Lil Papi Evangelista in Pose (2018—)

[vaporize-employers]

btw… important PSA: cutting off the mold on the surface of food does nothing. you can only see the spores on the surface, but mold itself has spread and grown roots into the food. by the time you can actually *see* the spores, that piece of food is completely full of it. youre still eating mold. 

many of which are poisonous and have been shown to cause cancer. youre not even supposed to sniff it, because that can get spores into your lungs. like if you look up the health and safety guidelines for mold they barely stop short of telling you to put on a hazmat suit. 

like produce is okay as long as you cut around it at least an inch, but cooked foods? you gonna die. stop eating mold people 

[khattikeri]

does that include bread

[vaporize-employers]

yes

[vaporize-employers]

[doomgeneration1995]

Here’s the USDA mold chart

[thehugwizard]

VERY IMPORTANT INFO FRIENDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dollyread]

Fiona Dourif as Good Leader Tavis in THE PURGE (2018 —)