every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit
And every time we kiss I swear I can fly
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every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit
And every time we kiss I swear I can fly
I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTS A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO. PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATOâS LOGIC AND PLATOâS CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLEâS TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS.
given the content of a lot of Platoâs conclusions I wouldnât be surprised to learn that Plato responded to a lot of reasonable criticisms with âFight meâ and that was the end of it.
Weâre not actually sure whether Plato is his real name! Some people speculate that, because Platon means âbroadâ in Greek, this was actually his wrestling nick name. Basically, itâs like Dwayne Johnson became a famous philosopher and everyone still called him âThe Rockâ.
More and more I wish we kind of had time traveling capabilities.
Now I canât stop thinking about Plato looking like The Rock
Now I canât stop thinking about a film where The Rock plays Plato.
That awkward moment when Hugh Jackman remembers he taught you at school [x]
I just fantasized about Hugh Jackman as a disappointed coach and I need to stop right now because HOLY shit
Praying for the woman Iâll be in 5+yrs I hope sheâs happy, and loved, living life unapologetically, doing what she loves.
So. When I was in 5th grade. All my classmates had ganged up on me and called me a lesbian and I didnât even know what it meant at the time. I even said âIâm Spanish. Not lesbianeseâ
Anyways. At lunch a lunch lady had saw them making fun of me and asked when they said and I told her they called me a lesbian and she told them to apologize????
And then I remember telling my teacher the next day and as class was leaving she asked for me to hang back. She told me that being a lesbian was nothing bad and to just ignore them. I was like âI donât even know what a lesbian is? All i said was that queen amidala was so pretty I wanted to marry herâ and my teacher chuckled and nodded her head before saying that I could go.
Y'knowâŚlooking back on this, Iâm pretty sure my teacher was a lesbian.
straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if theyâd kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point itâs not even gay itâs just the best option
They never had a chance
what happened in 1845?
Thatâs not the year, thatâs his kill streak.
Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep
me: *receives nonsense information from a dream*
me: this is hidden knowledge only i am privy to
Bless Netflix for creating the skip intro button honestly
the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesnât want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old âyou live under my roof, you live by my rulesâ and the kid just shouted back âim not under your roof im under the sky and thats godâs roof and he wants me to play out for longer!â
i canât stop laughing.
update: now heâs scootering down the street singing âwe didnât start the fireâ while his dad chases him
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My 93 year old grandpa is obsessed with his singing toysđâ¤ď¸
I want to be like him when Iâm 93
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