baby I’ve never seen brown eyes look so blue

ana luiza. she/her. 27 yo. bi. brazilian.

[codes-and-stuffs]

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

[segamascott]

[rongzhi]

Problem solving

English added by me :)

[loveridden1999]

atleast we have megan thee stallion. at the end of the day atleast we have her

[fandom-man]

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[minna-nakayoku]

if you ever bouncing your leg or shaking your foot that bc you were borned without a tail to swish swish...

[lollytea]

My cow had a baby IF YOU CARE!!!!

[lollytea]

Lets glare at the intruder with Mama

[aropride]

opened instagram, watched a funny reel the whole way through at 1x speed, smiled serenely, closed instagram. Just one reel for me today, thanks. One is enough. One is all i need.

[redstonedust]

you can gain a reputation for being good with money by just being kind of boring. i don't like alcohol i don't like weed i don't go on dates i don't travel i don't try new food and ive been playing the same video games for 5 years. and my savings? heh. well i just bought a new jacket #my jacket.

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[probuccalfat]

they don’t warn you about it but if you love your own company enough to be content by yourself and you’ve got some standards for who you’d date, you’ll spend a lot of time single and nobody will really get why you’re doing that because surely you want to come home and hang out with craig, right? right????? don’t you want to hang out with craig?

[perfectday1972]

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

[samlickereightyone]

kicks rock where's MY socialist muslim elected offical

[samlickereightyone]

love the global audience chiming in we're in this together

[rubysapphrald]

sharing a wikipedia page is romantic

[rubysapphrald]

my favorites

[freakoutgirl]

[anarchopuppy]

I, a hearing person who likes subtitles just as a preference, shouldn't have to read a subtitle that's obvious nonsense, go back a couple seconds, and listen again in order to figure out what's going on. An accessibility feature should not be the most half-assed part of a professionally made production. Scripted media has absolutely no excuse for not having subtitles or having subtitles that aren't perfectly verbatim. Professional captioning services should be ashamed of the shoddy work that they put out. Captions should be treated as a part of the production, just like filming, editing, audio balancing, etc - and anything that releases with missing or bad captions should be seen as unfinished

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day