Hello.

I am Elisha and my mother taught me not to talk to strangers on the internet

[anditssunday-deactivated2018072]

deadly meme

[surprisebitch]

when you ridin cowboy and sit on the tip then feel your walls gradually expanding as you slide down

[sirdukeofearl]

Have you heard of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ because sounds like you need him?

[pleasetrysomethingelse]

Is Jesus Christ a top?

[acitywithoutwalls]

Job 1:21 “The Lord taketh and the Lord giveth” 

Jesus is canonically vers

[erikgroeniger-deactivated202506]

[sherlockbringthejam-deactivated]

“Money won’t make you happy”

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

[authentk]

You could give me 67 years to do homework and I wouldn’t do it until the night before

[robbie-ona]

Tbh

[destinyrush]

This damn thread!

[11-11-1992]

TALK THAT SHIT

[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

📢📢📢👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[smashervass]

I feel this every day fucking with my parents

[sugaredhoneyicedtea-deactivated]

YESSSSS

[apotatobird]

I have a college degree and 10 yrs experience in my field, but there are NO jobs and the pay is equivalent to working retail. I’m in my fucking thirties and I’m still not financially stable and get shit on for not wanting to have children. How am I supposed to raise a child if I can’t make enough to take care of myself?!

[zackisontumblr]

[aeroplanejelly]

lmao she clearly isnt pushing hard enough

[pomeranian2]

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

[hozzdelight]

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

im a guy

[hozzdelight]

Oops lol no thank you

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

I never offered to give you anything

[favoritelatina]

[msdymonddiva-deactivated2020051]

[silkktheshocka]

I AM FLATLINING

[king-emare]

Fuck

[twitterlols]

[adeles]

[oneheadtoanother]

[raccoonshuffle]

Her foundation is wrong and she needs a good undereye concealer.

[hijerking]

me, lying to myself: i’m never drinking again

[thenatsdorf]

Everyone loves playing in leaves!

[exploregif-blog]

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

I love silent films

[threatlevelmidknight-deactivate]

I’m gonna die

[benevolentsocialplanner-blog]

Oscar-worthy

[kylobentrash]

Chewbacca has been around since Anakin turned to the Dark Side. Chewbacca has literally witnessed the whole Skywalker family fucking up the galaxy. When Ben was born, Chewbacca was probably just like :-)) can’t wait to see how this one fucks up

[aracuans-deactivated20180529]

No wonder he’s always screaming

[wenchyfloozymoo]