SimplyLizzi

Just a personal blog, recording some of my thoughts of the day.

[simplylizzi]

So last post. Moving permanently to GoldSmokingGuns. Follow if you want. I’ll miss this one, but sometimes things must end. See ya there!

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That’s twice tonight now that I have been bailed on last minute. Being me is awesome.

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i feel this too much right now

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[simplylizzi]

News!!!

If yall still wanna follow me, I think I'll be abandoning this blog and going to a new one I've set up. It's gonna be more geared toward fitness and still personal but less all over the place than this one. If you want to follow it, shoot me a message and I'll answer with my new URL. I think it's a pretty epic URL. I'm freaking excited. I'm probably also excited because my bench max has increased significantly and I'm fucking PUMPED. But, point is, wanna keep following me on here and see what I'm up to (and it promise to post regularly), get at me for the new info. I want yall to follow me. Yall are cool. And I'm out. Gotta go dance or something to celebrate this wonderful new max of mine. Ttyl!!!

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I don’t date. I’m either with someone or I’m not. I can’t be bothered with all that fannying around. Guy Code? Seriously? If it’s ain’t screwed down and no-one’s looking, go for it mate. If it’s going to happen, it’ll happen regardless. I’m not going to roll over for anyone. If she’s The One, I’d do anything: begging, crying, snivelling, writing poetry, swing dancing.

[cr4y0ns]

be mine

[simplylizzi]

What did I learn today? I learned my coffee addiction which I was able to stop has turned into an intolerance. I drank it and almost immediately got sick. What? Maybe its the creamer. I'll try straight black next time. Not that it matters. I don't want to start up drinking 5 cups a day again.

[ourfateisnotdefined]

3.5 months progress.

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I swear I can hear water or something but it’s not raining and I have no clue where it’s coming from?? Maybe I’m going crazy

[simplylizzi]

It's the peeing squirrel from school come to visit you.

[forever90s]

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Oh yeah. Nothing hotter than having your dad hit on the ladies for you at the gym. You go stud. If I were into guys who were immature and dependent on others, you'd be the one for me. Unfortunately, something in my dna screams no.

[wingsofblue]

[satanicspacecat-deactivated2019]

Omg this is amazing

[simplylizzi]

i dont get it. ya’ll wanted to try something new, do something we don’t normally get to do, so when I suggest a body art expo, why do ya’ll immediately shut down my idea? you want to go to the beach instead. ok. but you do that every weekend. i’m asking to go to the area next to the beach to see some cool tats and piercings and we can totally hit the sand right after. but whatever. Ya’ll do what you want. I was merely suggesting. Count me out of ever contributing again. not the first time ya’ll shut down my idea immediately. it’s ok. I’ll go alone.

[tsunflowers]

reblog if you don’t lift but you still have strong muscles from carrying the weight of your sins

[simplylizzi]

The Signs Pet Peeves

Aries: People who complain a lot, excuses, people being bossy, phoniness, uptightness, being ignored, bullies

Taurus: Impatience, clinginess, people being rude, excess movement

Gemini: dullness, slowness, authority, secrecy, criticism

Cancer: boasting, intrusiveness, messiness, haste decisions, being ignored, ungratefulness

Leo: humorless people, being ignored/avoided, complaining, disrespect, losing, stinginess, jealousy, authority

Virgo: messiness, crowded areas, not being answered, complaining, snobby/spoiled people, being pressured

Libra: being yelled at, not being able to express themselves, ultimatums, unfairness, BITCHES

Scorpio: intrusiveness, being taken advantage of, being ignored, superficiality, weakness, people not contributing, betrayal

Sagittarius: criticism, broken promises, boredom, clinginess, materialism

Capricorn: time wasting, people asking for favors, unclearness, unpredictability, people who aren't trusting, laziness, PDA

Aquarius: prejudice, being mocked, hypocrisy, restriction, boastful people, authority

Pisces: ultimatums, sarcasm, liars, ungratefulness, unkindness, surprises

[simplylizzi]

Someone teach me the way of the selfie. I need progress pics and everything I take sucks. I think I need to hire a professional. Any tips?

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your fav childhood memory?

Not paying bills

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I need advice about talking to a guy, tumblr please help

[simplylizzi]

Update?