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I haven’t stopped laughing at this
hmmm… there’s probably an INFINITELY more humane way to do this…
i get that they’re not killing them and they end up fine, but imagine the trauma of you, a mammal, going through a long ass tube, not knowing what’s going to happen to you, and you can’t breathe. 🤷♀️
They get misted with water throughout the thing, and it results in fewer injuries than the ‘ladder’ method. Also, it’s a fish. It never knows what’s going to happen to it at any point in time throughout its life.
“a mammal”
LAUNCHING HYPER CAT INTO OUTER SPACE
Cursed fact about salmon sharks please 🥺
salmon sharks are small adorable relatives of the great white!
they do occasionally beach themselves, at which point they almost always get mistaken as “baby great whites” so if you see a clickbaity news article that goes LOCAL COUPLE RESCUES BABY GREAT WHITE FROM SANDBAR, chances are it was actually a salmon shark!
they can’t help it, they’re just babey.
Cursed??! No, no, these are blessed facts.
Pocket shark
Pocket shark
this is my favorite image of the month
BEHOLD
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you forgot this panel
Can someone please tell me this was a pair that was trying to do the death spiral that mating birds of prey do, and somehow in the process they ended up stuck on a road sign. Because if it is, this is definitely one of the funniest “Okay, maybe we WERE a little bit over our head when we started this…” moments.
I doubt it. One of these birds is a juvenile (the top) while the other is an adult (bottom). The juvenile would have no interest in mating.
Honestly when I see hawks doing stupid stuff 9/10 times its a harris hawk—this seriously just looks like one of those stupid hawks time. They are one of the only social raptors, so this leads to some funny things, like
Stacking
The harris hawk argument for stacking is “your back is less Pokey than a cactus so imma use it”
Not even falconers are safe…
They even hold hands
Please, what are you doing harris hawks, learn how to hawk
I want what they have
I really need to see the whole of this painting I am already enchanted
I have a picture of the whole thing! they’re vibin!
the same artist did another one similar to this one and it is also very good
I love them sm
imagine playing the violin while your bugfriends dance withyou...
why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing