[brbjellyfishing]

[secret-aardvark]

The corporate version of “hey OP what the FUCK does this mean”

[marinella-ela]

[photozoi]

Site Supervisor

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Real sound! No stupid music! You can hear it say moo!

[lasrina]

I went back and watched it again with sound on for the moo, and I wasn't sorry.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[pmamtraveller]

Dinosaurs Eating The CEO (2013) by John Brosio

[titsay]

[vrabia]

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

[vrabia]

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

[vrabia]

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

[theatsthetic]

a little thing about owning a home.

[extra-vertebrae]

This might be in my own weird little mind BUT THE MORGREMS ARE SO DAMN CUTE! Might be a bit biased because it's my all time favorite pokemon (right next to Hatterene and Grimmsnarl), I JUST LOVE FUNNY GOBLINS

Aw, thank you very much! And there's nothing wrong with that! I mean, I think they're pretty adorable, too - but I'm also pretty biased because I drew them, lol. Please enjoy some zooms, fellow goblin-enjoyer.

"Danger uppies" is probably my favourite of this trio, lol. Headcanon is failure to answer to an "uppies" request results in your Morgrem immediately uppy-ing itself up your back to your shoulders, "no, not right now" be damned.

[cattoonxd]

Never give up without a fight

[tlirsgender]

My most diagnosable take is that honestly. As much as people in social justicey spaces talk about exercising your empathy ... there's also value in being able to turn it off so you're not extremely susceptible to emotional manipulation. Sometimes you have to be able to recognize "oh, this is bullshit propaganda trying to tug at my heartstrings" and stop giving a fuck about like. Colonizer feelings or whatever. Vibes can't override your principles

[tlirsgender]

Like idk being niceys is a good start but your politics can't begin and end with 🌈 kindness 🌈 or you're gonna get taken advantage of. The worst people on earth will be like "but what if........ I have a sob story about it 🥺" & you Need to be able to tell them to Fuck Completely Off

[tlirsgender]

There's a certain strain of ... Everyone Is Valid 🌸 style pseudo leftism that ime invariably caters to whoever throws the biggest tantrum. And this is a Problem interpersonally & it's especially bad if you let these people dictate your opinions. Not everyone is valid some of you are racist

[scrupulosity-comics]

title of this is just ‘lesbian sex’

[scrupulosity-comics]

lot of terfs have been reblogging this so I may as well publicly state that the woman on the right is modeled with permission after my transfemme friend. if you relate to it as strongly as many of you claim in the tags I urge you to reflect upon that with empathy and compassion about the depth of experiences you truly do share with trans women.

otherwise fuck off I guess. my art is not fuel for your hatred.

[makingqueerhistory]

As Two Trans Candidates Win Scottish Parliament Bids, J.K. Rowling Praises Anti-Trans Loser

The ‘Harry Potter’ author is posting through it.

“Hope. All we ask for is hope,” Duane wrote on Instagram Stories shortly after her victory, per People. Manivann, who is a trans Tamil immigrant, told a crowd of onlookers after their victory, “I am to some in this country everything that the hateful despise and I am standing here as your MSP now with care,” as The Independent reported.

May 11, 2026

[dorfird]

J. K. Rowling's now represented in Parliament by a trans woman. 😊

[transkojiro]

unless she's moved, rowling is now represented by a non binary trans person who goes by they/them, actually. let's keep the facts honest and joyous, yeah? <3

anyway. the hugest congrats to both of them. i wish them both the absolute best

[briarpatch-kids]

I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:

[kaijudove]

happy make a terrible comic day!!! i haven't stopped thinking about this post since i saw it. in 2018 a common merganser was spotted with 76 (SEVENTY SIX!!!) chicks!! that's SOOOO many baby. so much success.

[xenthosss]

Heres a picture btw

[power-chords]

[filurig]

ive wanted to make a proper new iteration on my harpies for a bit but i couldnt really make up my mind if i wanted them to be quadruped like the basilisks, but then i decided they shall be so, but it took some bit to figure out in what way because i wanted their silhouette to read a lot smaller/upright. but NEOW i think i figured out something i like...

taxonomically they are also now closer to basilisks (again). lashed harpies have a range that overlaps a lot with the basilisks as its common for them to live in integrated societies with one another and they have likely co-evolved for a long time probably stemming communal nesting early in their evolution. also i gave them funny skin eyelashes because its silly.

harpies in the scandinavian peninsula+regions of finland have a loosely united civilisation which is still nonetheless very decentralised and it's more like a bunch of separate "city states" that have diplomatic/trade relations with one another and are relatively independent. im still cooking that part so dont worry abouts it. But anyway in many of these cities they have integrated basilisks populations to various degrees but the political state of that integration varies from city to city. in sartrill (the harpy/basilisk city relevant to pareidolia) the basilisk community is a relatively recent integration, while in others the integration might have been present for centuries.

i still have to cook up that bit of lore more eventually but (brain melts into puddle and i throw these images at u and runs away)

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.