hello! we are the splatter system, an osdd-1b system! we use plural and they/he pronouns.
blog inspired almost entirely by @simplypluraldesigns (hi ily /p)
we make pluralkit and simplyplural description templates here!
we do not take nsfw requests.
most templates are made by rodger π or danny π!
REQUESTS OPEN!!!
byi, dni, and tags under the read more!
before you interact:
while most of our headmates are adults, our body is a minor (16+). please interact with us accordingly. we would like to be treated in accordance with the ages of our members, but we need it to be known that our body is, in fact, not an adult!
we are endo-neutral and despise syscourse. our templates are for every system of every origin. please do not bring syscourse to our blog.
h@zbin h0tel, h@ppy tr33 fr13nds, and d0nt hvg m3 1m scar3d are major discomforts for a lot of our members, so we will not be taking requests relating to any of these. sorry!
we block very liberally; if you make us uncomfortable, we're proooobably gonna block you.
do not interact:
syscourse blogs
anti-endos who use tags along the lines of "endos fuck off," "endos are ableist," and "fuck endos"; we do not like your energy, please stay away from us!
non-disordered systems that try to enter spaces that are specifically for disordered systems; please do not interact with us unless you are trying to change this behavior. while we are neutral with endogenic systems, we understand the discomfort that disordered systems have with them entering their spaces. this also applies to disordered systems that try to enter spaces that are specifically for non-disordered systems.
tags:
#name [emoji] - posted or made by the named member, as well as their sign-off emoji. this specific one is not a tag, but an example of how our member tags work and look! (examples of how the tags actually look are also below)
#rodger π - posted or made by rodger, a member who frequently creates templates
#danny π - posted or made by danny, another member who frequently creates templates
#member_template / #member template - member description templates
#system_template / #system template - system description templates
#other_template / #other template - templates that dont fit either of the above
#not_a_template / #not a template - random stuff or reblogs
#template_request / #template request - requested templates
#splatterspeaks - discussion and other posts that aren't templates
#splatterreplies - responses to asks that are not template requests!
#splatterupdates - various update posts, whether that be on the status of requests, our ability to work on templates, or other things!
#splatterreblogs - reblogs! could be of our own things, could be random stuff. block if wanted, but note that you may miss updates to older templates!
#self-reblog - reblogs specifically of our own posts! this will mostly be used alongside #splatterreblogs for updates to older templates.
updated our pinned post because we realized that part of our dni was there twice and like half of it was missing because of that. oops!
also; might try to make more requested templates soon. our personal chromebook is still (unfortunately) busted but we feel awful about having so many requests in the askbox πππ -jason πΉ
sorry again that we've been taking so long; we hyperfixated on a childhood favorite game and have also been drowning in schoolwork πππ
to those who sent us requests back in, like. november. we are ESPECIALLY sorry to y'all for having taken so long to do Anything With Them :(
we will be starting with the oldest requests! this means you @murderhornetss (y'all have been waiting since like... november 26th. we are SO sorry... π
sorry again that we've been taking so long; we hyperfixated on a childhood favorite game and have also been drowning in schoolwork πππ
to those who sent us requests back in, like. november. we are ESPECIALLY sorry to y'all for having taken so long to do Anything With Them :(
we will be starting with the oldest requests! this means you @murderhornetss (y'all have been waiting since like... november 26th. we are SO sorry... π
figured we'd just say this too; so, SO sorry for the delay in new templates. we see a lot of you have sent in requests, but we've been very busy with school recently, so we haven't had time to make any new ones :(
when we get a chance, we'll try to get through them!!
not to bring up politics on a system template blog but we figured we'd say it as our body is an american citizen. long-ish post, but we wanted to get it out there.
lgbtqia+ folks; you are valid. many of us are in that group.
disabled folks; we love you. keep fighting.
fellow systems; no matter your origins or stances on syscourse, never forget that you are not wrong for just existing. it's okay.
people of color, especially women; you deserve your rights. do not let anyone take them from you.
women in general; your body, your choice. nobody should be allowed to change that.
those who immigrated (if this is the wrong term, please correct us) to america; you deserve to feel safe. fight for your safety.
anyone else we missed; you are loved. we love you. you deserve all of the above, and we hope you can stay safe in the next four years.
protect yourselves. everyone. we will survive this.
to be a little cringe and quote some lyrics for the sake of not knowing how to word things; your metamorphosis will be beautiful. you are the universe looking back at itself. you have a place in the world. it's not over, you haven't died. the future's never what you planned. it's not for us to know, not for us to understand.
i love you. we love you. you will survive. we all will.
hey, just a quick heads-up for all of you. we're going to be on hiatus for an unknown amount of time; something bad happened to us recently and we are going to be unable to do anything for a while.
we're really sorry for the delay, we've been trying to do things but it's only gotten harder after this.
we hope to see you all again soon. stay safe out there.
can I get a short-ish simplyplural layout themed around resident evil/viruses pls (\__/)
sorry anon we are not familiar with resident evil whatsoever but we got one about viruses for ya!! hope this is whatcha asked for :3c
Short Virus-themed Simplyplural description template!
Made for SP, works really well with PK
Template below the read more! Sorry we didn't add any images or graphics or anything :( we're not too sure how well doing those would go for us. thank you for the request!
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hi hi!! could we ask for a short pluralkit alter template & a display name? both with themes of 2020 & the dream smp if that's okay! for emojis, these could definitely work! ππΉπ·π§π¬ feel free to include others too if you wanna!! have a nice day/night :]!
anon you hit us right at the moment of one of our old dsmp headmates showing up so YOURE IN LUCK
more templates coming soon, i PROMISE you guys that!!!
templates below the read more as usual! we hope the member template works well, we haven't really made or used short templates before :(
