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just-shower-thoughts

As everyone who’s pulled an all nighter knows, as soon as that first bird makes a noise, it instantly becomes day.

fuck-you-showerthoughts

Bro the birds in my neighborhood be screaming at 3 in the morning the fuck are you talking about

just-shower-responses

if the birds say its morning then its fucking morning!!!!!! get with the program!!!!!!!

husband

christianstepmoms

one of the closest domesticated relatives to wolves

avvocarlo

ohhhh he’s tappin!!!

twotommyolivers

1-800-ARE-YOU-TAPPIN

mjalti

not to be dramatic but life is feeling a lot like that time Edward broke up with Bella in twilight and Stephenie made all the chapters during the break up empty pages with just “September.” “October.” “November.” written at the top

valtsv

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

aboonoor

onlyspinning

“It happens to everyone as they grow up. You find out who you are and what you want, and then you realize that people you’ve known forever don’t see things the way you do. So you keep the wonderful memories, but find yourself moving on.”

— (via naturaekos)

timeloopfemme

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

everythingfox

look at me, i’m a human

i pay taxes

bakwaaas

I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss

the-memedaddy

pettycentral

allthingseurope

Bellagio, Italy (by Jason)

jdandchi

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

anthracoceros

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

daglout

some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows