SIMPLY.....THE ROD

Life is simple, it's everything else that complicates it.

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"Reunited....... And it feels so good......"

So earlier today, on May 5, I took my motorcycle out of hibernation. Although we did have some nice above average weather days, I fought the temptation to bring it out early. I new it would just be a tease. But, after the long wait, it was all worth it. I disconnected the trickle charger, turned the key...... And voila!!!!!!! She's ALIVE!!!!! Not to mention on the first attempt. I changed the oil, checked the other fluids, tightened the bolts, adjust the chain, and re-lubed the chain. She is now ready. I geared up, rolled her out, and hopped on. Gave her a couple blips on the throttle, threw her in first, and let the good times roll!! All the memories and excitement from the previous riding season came back like a flood of good times. After a few cracks of the throttle on the open road, the sensation of leaving your problems behind, and looking only forward to the freedom of the open road, begins to consume you. If only the other people on the road could see through my tinted visor, they would see the smile on my face, from ear to ear. Sharing the camaraderie from other fellow riders as I rode by them. Dropping the "wave" to oncoming riders. Although I didn't know some riders I rode by, or I could not see their face, one thing was obvious. The season was upon us, and all riders share the same sense of excitement for the memories that awaits us on the open road. I wish every rider a safe season, and a full season of videos and photos of "the good times" that only a rider can experience on 2 wheels. Like that old song said, "Reunited......... And it feels so good......".

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Repo Games!!!!! This is my new favorite show!!!!!!!!! There are some really stupid people out there!!!! lmao!!!!!!

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Sunset......

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I knew it!!!!!! 

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Chuck Facts

It was historically reported last night that Osama Bin Laden was attacked by a small team sent in by the United States' Navy Seals. After the team identified Osama Bin Laden, gun fire were exchanged and the end result was Bin Laden killed by cause of a bullet to the side of the head. D.N.A. samples were taken from the body for analysis and the body was soon later buried in the middle of the ocean. As the story unfolds, the real truth began to leak out forcing President Obama to correct his initial statements. What really happened was that the United States finally decided to send in their most elite weapon in the form of Delta Force, also known as The Texas Ranger, Mr. Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris flew into the compound on a helicopter, from which he jumped out of 300 feet in the air. Obviously without a pilot, the helicopter crashed. Chuck came crashing down through the roof and into Bin Laden's room. He identified him and proceeded to deliver the famous Roundhouse kick that would be heard around the world. The sheer force of his foot landed on the side of Osama's head, instantly causing death. The shock wave from the roundhouse kick sent Bin Laden's body flying through the air and finally landing in the middle of the ocean. After returning home from his mission, U.S. Officials confronted Chuck Norris for D.N.A. samples the he was asked to collect. Chuck Norris simply stared the Officials down and tossed them his cowboy boot, which still had blood residue from Osama Bin Laden. D.N.A. samples from Chuck's boot later matched to previous samples, proving that it was in fact Osama Bin Laden who was on the receiving end of that kick. Reporters later spotted Chuck Norris playing 18 holes of golf with President Obama.

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Osama Bin Laden Is Finally DEAD

This long awaited day of judgement has finally arrived. On this night of May 1, 2011, President Obama has officially addressed the world that Osama Bin Laden is finally dead. This can only serve a small sliver of justice for all those that lost their lives on 911, for all the families that had to live on with their loss, and for all the brave men and women around the world who stand up to defend the citizens of our world against the cowardly acts of these animals. Nothing can bring all those lost lives back, and this triumphant death of this tyrant should not be a sigh of relief from terror. Bin Laden is only a single face in a whole collage of pure evil. We can all only hope and pray, that one day, each and every single one of these animals are brought to justice, whether that be through capture or death. I am personally proud for all the American people, and I am also proud for all of humanity. This is one of those situations that I personally believe that through capture and through the course of the justice system would not be able to serve the proper justice that Bin Laden truly deserves. Only through death did this animal get what he truly deserved. Finally, I would also like to add that, I hope to those people who might now consider Bin Laden a Martyr, to really open their eyes and see what this animal really did. He is nothing even remotely near being a martyr. He used religious beliefs and the sacrifice of all people, of all ethnic background to carry out his own selfish agenda. To have no regard for human life, whether they be men, women, or children, only to blanket their senseless deaths with the beliefs of a religion is simply preposterous. Those are not the characteristics of a martyr, those are the qualities of a coward. May you burn in hell you piece of shit.  

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Fast And Furious 5 (REVIEW)

So a bunch of us decided to go watch Fast 5 on premiere night. I don't know what it is about this movie brand that keeps drawing us to keep watching it. Especially when we know that it is 100% bullshit, and topped off with Vin Diesel's corny acting. But again, what the hell, let's go see it anyways.

The first 20 minutes of the movie is straight up just pure bullshit. Who decides to go steal a few high end exotic cars with a "master" plan consisting of high jacking these cars in the middle of the dessert, and transporting them by driving them through the dessert terrain at full speed. Not to mention, lets throw a few drift maneuvers to it also. I would have loved to see the look on the buyer's face if they were to actually deliver these cars to them. Talk about rapid depreciation value to the package. Next point, the fast and furious franchise was based on the simple concept of sweet customized cars and intense street races. Not one race in the movie. The only street race that was shown was the scene where Vin Diesel and 3 of his buddies steal 4 cop cars and race down the street. Boring race. Not to mention how they stole the 4 cop cars by casually hoping a fence into police grounds and cruising out with the cop cars untouched. Sooooo far fetched.

Another funny point was The Rock. Notice how in 95% of the scenes that involved The Rock, he was always sweating. Not just sweating, but i mean dripping from his whole head. The Rock comes racing down in this high tech truck, looking to catch Vin Diesel. The Rock jumps out of the truck and he is just dripping!!! Lmao!!!! Maybe he had to run that truck like Fred Flintstone?? Just too funny. Then, when The Rock meets up to apprehend Vin and his crew at some underground car meet, only to show us another poorly acted scene from the movie. Vin Diesel and The Rock exchange words, causing The Rock's men to draw their space age weapons. In response, Vin replies back to The Rock by spreading his arms and letting The Rock know that they are in "BRAZIL". At this moment, of the hundreds of Brazilians surrounding them (whom are on Vin Diesel's side), only a handful draw out weapons to point at The Rock. In my opinion, it was just sooo weak. It was missing that "umff". When you see it, you will know what i mean.

The fight scene between Vin Diesel and The Rock was just too funny for me. It wasn't the acting that made it funny. It was the sound bit that went with it. While they beat the crap out of each other and throwing each other through windows and wall, all you can hear are the signature girly grunts that Vin Diesel always makes when he fights. Just hilarious.

Then there was the whole "Big" chase scene at the end. Without spoiling the movie, let's just say that the way they "took" the safe was all summed up with one word.........."BULLSHIT". Lmao. You'll see what I'm talking about.

There were so many outrageous things I can talk about this movie, but I would be here all night. The The whole plot was stupid, and the acting was horrible. The best actor in the movie came from The Rock. He was funny and his lines were very natural. As for the rest of the movie, just stupid. It was more amusing making fun of the movie as it played out. That's how much BULLSHIT there was in the movie. Bottom line, this movie should only appeal to the little teeny-boppers that line up their civics and camrys outside the theater at the end of the movie. Nothing funnier than the sound of revving a stock muffler from a 4-door. Zoom Zoom.

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What the hell?????????? That was a clean hit on Tootoo!!!! What a beauty!!!!! I love seeing good hits like this during game ones. It tends to set the pace for the rest of the series. This is gonna be a good one.

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Pet Peeve

So I just came home from the gym. Maybe its just me, but I just can't stand ppl who go to the gym and waste time. By this, I'm talking about the ppl who sit on a machine and either talk to their buddy or play on their stupid phones. I understand you have to rest for at least 30 seconds in between each rep, but come on. Sitting there and talking for almost half an hour??? If they wanted to work out their mouths, they could have just stayed home. Even guys who go and workout in groups of 5 or 6 ppl??? What is that?? They all gather around a machine waiting for their turn and talking to each other. By the time it gets to their turn, I wonder where their heart rate is sitting at?? Totally defeats the purpose. Don't get me wrong, but ist good to go in groups. But just break up into smaller groups and work the different machines, instead of hovering and gangbanging one machine. Just useless. As I also mentioned ealier, the ppl on their cell phones. Those are the best ones. They aren't talking on them. No no no. They are playing with the apps or even taking their sweet ass time to choose a song from their song list of probably 10000 songs. Lol. Again...........useless. I guess all I'm trying to say is, if you are gonna go to the gym, go there for that purpose. Don't go there just to be able to say, "I go to the gym". Earn your respect and do the hard work. If not, just stay home and don't waste your time, or other ppl's time. You just look stupid doing that.

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I had to take pics of these. These are actual 2 stores i found while vacationing in Mexico. Too funny, and perfectly legit.

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Chuck Facts

Superman can throw you to the sun. Chuck Norris can throw the sun at you.

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Chuck Facts

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Alf, the little furry alien, in the face and sending him back to where he came from. Thus the reason for the Alf show's quick cancellation.

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Chuck Facts

Chuck Norris doesn't wear condoms due to the reason that, there is simply no protection from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Facts

Scientists have discovered that dinosaurs became extinct due to Chuck Norris. The simple reason being, "There is nothing bigger and meaner than Chuck Norris".

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I first saw this trick a while back, but man, I still love this trick. The best part is that it wasn't even planned. Gotta love the reaction. Lol. Awesome.

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Sharks WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big Joe puts the kings on the shelf for the year!!!!!!!! Sharks move on!!!! the kings played one hell of a series though. Awesome series!!!!!!!!!

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Sharks vs. Kings

Wow o wow!!!!!!!!! What a freakin awesome game!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Back and forth! Thank the Heavens for playoff hockey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!