Busyhead @simplyylemonade - Tumblr Blog

woman-becomer

probiotic drinks are so funny. we put a billion guys in here

cordic

we gave your drink an infection

evvergreen

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

bookwyrminspiration

a red string of fate can be a leash. if you're enlightened

thenwearedecided

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

sourcreammachine

children are annoying but you have to forgive them. like they just got here

mildmayfoxe

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

scion-of-grendelweed

average w101 discord message: who’s this malistaire guy? is this a glitch?

average w101 reddit post: the EVIL WOKE DEVS had the AUDACITY to make more content for the game i play! i just finished beating it 3 times and i hated every second!

average w101 tumblr post: i want to watch this character with two lines bleed to death (sexual)

average w101 ingame interaction:

“sorry guys i don’t know the cheats and i’m using the wrong deck”

“lol”

“Good girl!”

25 minutes later

“GG” x4

pansyfemme

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

hopeless-eccentric

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

dogpuppy

ask-eugene-h-krabs

This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.