technoblade never dies

dork-masters mcyt and Minecraft side blog //Marlz-26-they/them// a dsmp c!quackity kinnie😔😔😔 i am sorry. can't help being a gay lil man

[copepods]

Tommyinnit and Hotter Girl on the beaches of Logstedshire, 2020, colorized

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Tommyinnit reflecting on his exile while viewing a photograph of himself and Tubbo, 2020, colorized

[copepods]

[bunnytriestoanimateyt]

Woah DSMP?? ON MAIN?? and.. and TECHNOBLADE?? WHAAAT?

ok just have it they. This is also how i see Technoblade!c :-)

[robotic-poet]

"If you execute ranboo, Big Q- that'll be treason."

"I won't blow up L'Manberg, Technoblade."

Defying expectations.

[benchtrio-updates]

Tommy uploaded a new Tiktok!

[START ID] Tommy: Hello, Tiktok.

Tubbo, Ranboo, and Tommy: The council has decided you're not worthy.

Philza: Oh, my god.

Tommy: GET HIM!

Philza: Oh, my god!

Tommy: HAAA—! [END ID]

[vultocorderosa]

Because of Dream's insanity we have the text that he send to Tommy's mum! A number that he got when Tommy was really worried about doxing btw

[skittlespizza]

check out my commentary video

[titsliker]

i feel lightheaded

[isthemoonbig]

philza :(((

[bladehalo]

whens the sbi sesh

[ramnonymous]

[wooteena]

'token straight' doesnt even exist in 2024. its gotten so queered up that theyre theyre all atleast a fifth of a faggot now

[chaamomiles]

Redraw of this spider-man thing, idea courtesy to @/thefloatie on twitter :)

[casinocatt]

in the curb we all hate government

[dsmp-lainey]

funny as hell non scripted dsmp moments i would include even in a more serious remake/rewrite:

-fundy trying to rig the election by casting a ton of illegal votes

-tommy getting struck by lighting on doomsday (wouldn’t take a life but would leave lighting scars)

-tommy getting stuck in the hole while living in pogtopia

-conner being in the prison when techno breaks dream out and tagging along during the escape

-techno mocking dream about not having a house while tommy is hiding and gaslighting dream about the signs in his basement

-misspelled signs (but would prob be used to drive home how young many of the characters still are)

-XD stumbling upon Foolishs original (ugly) statue of him lol

-the failed attempted trapping and drowning of technoblade by fundy and co

-techno getting distracted by l’dog while wilbur tries to have a serious convo with him

-literally ALL of mexican dream

PLEASE ADD MORE/share your favorites!! i wanna keep the humor of the original if i ever finish a rewrite and this helps lol

[camenxi]

bedrock bros

[sethdoesntspeak]

It canonically happened, i saw it myself, trust me

Also, I could've made him transfem, but i think transmasc is more iconic imo

All c! not cc!

[dawdlzdoodles]

pov: charlie’s a bamf and stops the box by being hench 💪