old habits die screaming

sammie | she/her | 27 | lesbian multi-fandom mess 90% of posts are queued. i’m too lazy to tag them

[nastywizard]

Is that a trebuchet in your pants or are you just happy to siege me

[youweremovingyourfeet]

Happy senator death day (not the one i was expecting)

[destiel-news-network]

(Source)

Graham was a homophobe and was seen as one of Trump's closest allies in the Senate. His death will not meaningfully impact the partisan balance of the Senate, as South Carolina's Republican governor can immediately appoint a replacement to serve out the remainder of his term.

Graham's death, which was unexpected, comes as the nation is expectantly waiting for the death of former Republican Senate Leader Sen. Mitch McConnell — who was hospitalized weeks ago and has mysteriously not made any public appearances, statements, or updates since.

[kropotkindersurprise]

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[jjs-sweet-brain-eating-parasite]

[teaboot]

I genuinely believe that the new SW trilogy wouldn’t have flopped out into irrelevance like it did if they hadn’t dumped Finn on the side of the freeway like a new pet rabbit the week after easter

[teaboot]

Anyway in my heart Finn became a Jedi alongside Rey and inspired a Stormtrooper insurrection and Kyle Ron went back to his mom like he should have day fucking one and that angry redhead dude blew up with the star destroyer and Poe got to make it happen and at the end Rey doesn’t give a shit who her bitch ass non-palpatine parents might have been because she gets her new family like she needed and palpatine stays dead at the bottom of his musty hole like he should have and Finn and Poe give each other approximately 130% the amount of lingering meaningful looks and then one of their run-together-to-reunite moments results in a heat-of-the-moment make out like it should have and Luke and Leia meet in person a minimum of once so she can sibling slap him at least once for being a useless dramatic old hermit for a billion years and tell him to get the Chanel boots back on and stop being a sad hobo and then for no reason at all there is an ewok style moon of Endor forest party at the end like God intended

[little-onion-heart]

[snowbairdd]

ZENDAYA attending "The Odyssey" photocall in London (July 05, 2026)

[eternalspine]

dracula daily lately is really like:

jonathan: when will my earthly torment end. i fear only death can save me from this wicked being’s evil clutches. i have no hope of escape. soon i will die and dracula will hold the whole world in his evil hands. any day, any moment could be my last. i leave this diary in the vain hope that it somehow reaches someone who can tell my beloved fiance what happened to me

seward: this fucking guy and his fucking bugs again

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[joeyclaire]

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

[duckbunny]

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

[duckbunny]

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

[pseudomasochist]

Flawless tags, @baddywronglegs

[fractoluminescence]

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

[duckbunny]

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths

[parcai]

fixed it.

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[heavensghost]

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

[girlnextvore]

dude im not even horny i am just filled with a inhuman hunger

[warcrimesimulator]