Just had a dream I was a stunt man for Eminem in a music video. There’s this kid, one of the actors, who says something about going to jail. Eminem himself enters the room and says he’s actually on parole. “Why?” I ask. “For suckin’ my own dick,” he says. I choke on my next words. “Wha- did you do it in public, or-“ I turn to face him and suddenly he is koala hugging one of the sound engineers.
















