Yikes

20. USA

[the-memedaddy]

[taylortugs]

I felt this on a spiritual level

[bohemian-outfit]

Smash Mouth was right, the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

[unfortunately-awake]

[psychoo-h0le]

[heytheredali-deactivated2021070]

Don’t be afraid to be “too much.” Call me 5 times a day because you wanna hear my voice or something came up and you wanna tell me immediately. Text me 12 times in a row when I don’t answer fast enough. Leave me cute texts when you can’t sleep. Hold my hand. Everywhere. Sit really close to me on the couch. Keep your hand on my thigh. Always have a part of you touching a part of me. Tell me you love me every hour I don’t care I want to be smothered in love holy fuck life is too short to hold back.

[veryfunnymemes]

[trufflupogus]

This has more emotion than all of the live action lion king put together

[hatin]

i crave your touch

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rachelberrykin-deactivated20200]

[punkrockinchairs]

[d1amondbunny-deactivated2022012]

[elisamaza]

where do i begin

[doctorbeth]

Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

[theawesomeadventurer]

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

[king-archive-deactivated2018111]

i tried writing like 4 captions but couldnt cuz i got nothing to say to yall

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[mortalityplays]

Today (22/09/2018) is a Saturday on Earth AND Mars simultaneously.

You won’t be able to reblog this again until 2036!

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

straight men’s only personality traits are saying “I have a really dark sense of humor” and showing you racist memes on their phone

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

they literally do this to anyone who they’ve met for 20 minutes and haven’t yet called the police on them

[whitegirlsaintshit]

Me: *starts crying* Me to myself: omg here go your lil crybaby ass…

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]