[ozempicofficial]

[diamondguls]

yippieeee~ ahahaha~ yaaaaaaaaay~!⋆｡°✩

[letsjusthavesomefun]

[valtsv]

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

[axiusdragon]

[louisegluckpdf]

"how am i gonna be an optimist about this?" was actually the craziest thing to have in the chorus of a pop song

[kushblazer666]

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[asmolvaporeon]

#which is the other reason those stupid robot phone trees are such a blight upon this land

#I have already mustered all my strenght and willpower to make a phone call#and you have the unmitigated GALL to assign a chipper robot to tell me you've got information on your website?

#you noisome fool! if I could do this on your website I would have already#cease your prattle and bring me to a representative

@aethersea you took the words right out of my mouth

[segamascott]

[sandmandaddy69]

[lakevida]

going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

[lakevida]

(weeping on the floor for ten minutes immediately followed by cleaning the kitchen with a placid smile) sul sul

[katieaki]

couple’s t-shirt idea

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[screenshotsofdespair]

[clouds-of-wings]

[girlmostlikely]

[konoko]

[tattoosingarishhues]