I am a painful truth.

"They go in search of death to kill him, and they find death and die."

[duskenpath]

Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!

[duskenpath]

My Roman Catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought provoking as I did

[raychjackson]

[greystripe]

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

[phasered]

i am a grown ass woman, an academic, a published researcher, a criminologist, i even pay taxes and have a lease on a comfortable but reasonably priced sedan, but the second i see the number “69″ in any context its like i’m being possessed by the spirit of every 13 year old boy worldwide simultaneously. the lizard brain frantically slams the shutdown button on my reasonable mental processes with manic glee and the word ‘nice’ is out of my mouth quicker than a wildfire during a drought 

[feministism]

[cockyhorror]

I know this makes an important statement about society but is NO ONE gonna talk about my girls wig

[curseworm]

just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

[howdymynamesis]

i wanna know if op was okay when writing this

[curseworm]

one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled

[howdymynamesis]

what

[i-remember-picnics-deactivated2]

Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?

[zsnes]

oh fuck you

[zachofalltrade-deactivated20250]

omg

[gahdamnpunk]

I’M DEAD AFSHGASJHJHA

[strangehunger]

me requesting a song up in the club: hey do you have the prince of egypt soundtrack?

[nat-portman]

When you’re old, all you want to do is stare at the scenery. It’s so strange. I’ve never felt so peaceful before.

Howl’s Moving Castle  |  ハウルの動く城 (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[filenames]

[intercal]

This is the American Gothic. If you’ve never been to the USA, this image sums it up pretty well.

[catbountry]

#I feel like I’ve driven past this before#been exactly here#but at the same time I’m not sure

Same, actually.

[glubtier]

I had to find out where this really was because looking at it, I felt like I knew exactly where it was. It turns out it’s in Breezewood, PA, and i have never been there, which only serves to highlight the OP’s point. 

[stayflo-1995]

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[sachesky]

Chaotic Good brother.

[great-tweets]

IT’S NAME IS FLOP

[jackhawksmoor]

that’s it, folks, we’ve reached peak cute

[doobler2]

MY FUCKING HEART

[reality91-deactivated20190416]

Does it make me a slut because I want to see my friends dicks? Like I just want to know what they’re packing that’s it.. Like bro let me just see it

[oneheadtoanother]

[holy-sciences]

This is what invasive thoughts look like

[somethingclassic]

[captainspensaurus-deactivated20]

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

[sahltyy]

very odd

[nosdrinker]

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar