Random Cryaotic Sentence Starters
“You open this fuckin’ button.”
“Can you please- [Name], baby, can you please…? Thank you I appreciate it.”
“Don’t ever fuckin’ do that again.”
“She did the… tongue thing. She did the tongue thing!”
“I tried to say Texas Ranger and it fucked up horribly.”
“They were fucking butchered!”
“I—- don’t like you right now.”
“No——! I was doing so well!”
“What are you, what are you doing?! Oh my GOD!”
“*CACKLING* You can take their fucking head off holy shit.”
“This is quite a pretty place I find myself.”
“That man has a nice beard.”
“Can’t find me now! Too slick for you!”
“Goddammit I was just… Fucking drunk. Sorry people make mistakes when it comes to dicks and booze!”
“We can’t take their stuff? I wanted to wear their clothes. Become them.”
“If this was any other game, you’d be dead right now.”
“[Name] is one of the newest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! And he’s not even a turtle!”
“This is basic baby shit, man, I know this stuff!”
“12 dollar parking? Fuck that.”
“Don’t put your dick in things that don’t got a ring attached to it.”
“And they’ll probably slap us. With guns. And then we’ll get knocked out. With guns.”
“*with a bad British accent* I think you might have forgot something there.”
“Oh wait. That had blood on it.”
“I don’t think we should jump. I mean I thought about it, but now I don’t think we should jump. It seems dangerous I don’t wanna do it.”
“What about you guys, haven’t talked to you in a bit.”
“Well, fuck you too, [name].”
“That is some crock of shit you have there my good sir!”
“I’m gonna brick it. It’s kinda like how Wreck it Ralph’s gonna wreck it, I’m gonna brick it.”
“I don’t wanna kill you cuz you’re geting married!”
“Fuck, get away from me!”
“Well, I guess it’s time to open doors.”
“That’s not how class relationships work out in adulthood land.”
“I can move! Holy shit! I can move!”
“Your face is creepin’ me out.”
“Oh, so she’s one of those girls.”
“AKA he totally is down with that.”
“You also kinda look like an asshole, no offense.”
“So… You’re gonna be a big problem in this whole predicament.”
“Do they all have family issues? Jeez!”
“Well that’s nice there’s a pee bucket in the middle of the fuckin’ hallway.”
“Do I go for the booty? Or not the booty?”
“What? The hell is that sound? What the fuck is that sound?”
“I was not expecting any of this!”
“I really don’t think she does.”
“My butt is buttered up and ready for action.”
“Well, you’re kind of being a debby downer there, miss/mr [name]”
“You’re gonna die. I don’t want you to die!”
Ohhhhh… fffffffffu-fuck.”
“And now to do other stuff.”
“Ugh! Oh, fuck me softly!”
“I will juke you! I will juke the fuck out of you.”
“Ee-oh, that did not juke very well.”
“Don’t care that you died anymore, you’re kind of a dick.”
“Oh! I’m a bad boy! I smoke cigarettes!”
“And now, people are going to die.”
“I do believe he/she’s going super sayan.”
“For some reason I thought this was this and it’s not really that so it just.. eh… yep.”
“Wait, who died? Someone died.”
“Well this is [name] actually uh she’s real dead she’s uh… Pbtlht.”
“Wait. Somewhere along the lines someone’s gonna piss in this bucket.”
“I really gotta go piss in a bucket, don’t I?”
“[Name], fill this with piss.”
“Hey! Hey… why do you look loopy?”
“You takin’ more freaky pictures [name]? You fuckin’ weirdo!
“Can I pee in the bucket now?”
“PEE IN THIS FUCKIN’ BUCKET.”
“Hey! Who the fuck are you? Dayum!”
“This is great! [Name] You’re with a crazy murderer person that’s great.”
“But there’s soap bubbles so it’s okay.”
“Kick in the fuckin’ door!”
“I really don’t like him.”
“Well one of them doesn’t have a head so she probably doesn’t need a tongue.”
“You’re not my friend actually you’re kind of just a bad person.”
“No, that is not being a good girl that’s being a dead girl.”
“I’m sorry [Name] she’s currently dead right now.”
