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the dick sucking cuddler would like to rest its head on your tummy with no ulterior motive whatsoever
clingy grace
dont worry abt him, he’s right where he wants to be
husband!satoru when you keep kissing his face when he’s talking
satoru loved hearing himself talk. which was unfortunate for you. because once he started talking, he never seemed to stop.
today’s topic happened to be something about a movie he had watched yesterday. you had stopped paying attention five minutes ago.
“and then the guy looks at him and actually-“
you leaned over and kissed his cheek. satoru paused. “…anyway,” he continued. “then he was like-”
another kiss. this time a little closer to the corner of his mouth. he blinked. “are you listening?”
you nodded. “mhm.”
“good.” he continued. “so then-“
kiss.
his sentence died immediately. you tried not to smile. “what was that for?” he asks, pouty.
you shrugged. “wanted to.”
satoru stared at you for a second before continuing. “right. as i was saying-“
kiss.
“hey.”
kiss.
“seriously.”
kiss.
you could see him fighting back a smile.
“you know,” he says, trying to sound annoyed, “most wives let their husbands finish speaking.”
you hummed. “i’m not most wives.”
he rolled his eyes. “obviously.”
satoru tried one last time. “so the movie ends and-“
you grabbed his face and kissed the tip of his nose. silence. he stared at you. you stared back.
“…forgot what i was talking about.”
you smiled. “finally.”
“don’t sound so happy.”
he wrapped an arm around your waist and pulled you into his lap. “you did that on purpose.”
“did what?”
“made me forget.”
you smiled innocently. “i have no idea what you’re talking about.”
satoru narrowed his eyes. then immediately kissed your cheek.
once. twice. three times.
until you were laughing and trying to push him away. “okay, okay!”
“no,” he said, grinning against your skin. “i wasn’t finished talking.”
“you literally forgot.”
“details.”
he kissed your forehead. then your cheek. then the corner of your mouth.
“will you ever let me talk?” he asks.
you kiss him to shut him up, wrapping your hands around his neck. his arms wrap around your waist, pulling you in closer.
“okay i would actually rather kiss you than talk.” he smiles and pecks your lips.
you grin and smush his cheeks. “cuteness aggression….”
Eevee finally accepts the cone!
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bf!satoru when you call him your husband
satoru loved teasing you. it was something he enjoyed doing the most. whether it was stealing food from your plate, poking your cheek nonstop, when you tried to focus, or saying the most ridiculous things in public just to watch you get red from embarrassment.
he lived for your reactions. and tonight was no different.
"you know," satoru started, resting his chin in his hand, "i think the waitress likes me."
you didn't even look up from the menu.
"mhm."
"i'm serious." he pouts childishly.
"of course you are."
"she smiled at me." he says, grinning.
"she's a waitress, satoru. that's her job." you say, getting kind of irritated at his words.
he clicked his tongue. "wow. someone's jealous."
finally, you looked up. "satoru."
his grin widened. there it is. the reaction he wanted. a few minutes later, the waitress approached your table.
"are you ready to order?" she asks and smiles at you, then satoru.
you nodded and told her your order. then the waitress turned to satoru. before he could say anything, you casually looked over and said-
"my husband will have the same."
satoru choked on the water he was drinking. the waitress nodded and walked away.
silence.
satoru didn't move. he simply stared at you. his ears turning red, and his cheeks even redder. his smile, usually so effortless, twitched into something much softer.
you tried to hide your own smile. "you okay, toru?"
"you-..," the words died in his throat but he spoke anyway, "you can't just call me that and expect me to be okay."
you grin at that. "thought you liked getting reactions out of me."
he lets out a quiet groan, dropping his head back. "i deserved that..."
you hum. "you've been teasing me and whatnot nonstop lately." you say, defending yourself.
he looks away. "i know.." he says, ashamed.
"telling me the waitress likes you?"
he winced.
"calling me jealous?"
he looks guilty, a frown showing up on his pretty face.
"it's only fair for me to tease you a bit too."
"by calling me your husband?"
"it worked, didn't it?"
"...a little too well." he looks at you. "i'm sorry, i didn't mean to keep pushing."
"it's okay, just maybe only focus on teasing, not making me jealous." you say, taking his hand in yours.
"whatever you say, wife."
a/n: sorry this is so bad... i freaking love him tho
Yeahhhh he’s not getting up anytime soon
canon sukuna sees a pussy with no bush and asks u if u have some sort of disease