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when people say my name im like. cant believe i exist

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So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford. He didn’t have any furniture, he just slept on a blanket on the floor and had a milk crate for a chair and like an old wire spool as a table. No TV, nothing in the fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls and a roof to keep the weather off. So one day he comes home, and there’s a man in his apartment, just standing there, with this look of utter amazement and horror on his face, and he turns to the guy who’s just entered and says, “This your place? ‘cause I broke in to rob you, but shit, man, you ain’t got nothin’. Wait here, I’m’a be right back.” And the burglar left, leaving a puzzled college student alone in his empty apartment. But sure enough, the burglar came back a while later, and brought some friends, and they delivered a table, a couple of chairs, and a small TV. “I think I got you a bed, too, but that might take a couple days.”

So, the poor college student made some friends. And he didn’t ask where they got the stuff.

benjaminbadpennywho

Broglar.

rocket-thee-stallion

@mylifeisamusicalreference

sushie-moved

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

alwaysbewoke

bitch ass nazis

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Genuinely good people wouldn’t wait until they’re recording to do good things and post it online.

scampthecorgi

Happy Fall, y'all!

basketcasemp3

when you havent made plans for the future and then suddenly it is the future and everything didnt just magically work itself out

aplpaca

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A. you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

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“Are you kidding me?” “No, im adulting you”

okay

True xx

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I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET

#that meat lady was the real national treasure

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I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

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I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY

totallyboardaf

This. This everyday. I need this everyday.

howdoicupid

Pledge of the Reformed Fuckboy

I will not send unsolicited pictures of my cock. I will not call a stranger “baby” or “sexy” or “beautiful” or anything of that ilk. I will not proposition strangers for sex. I will not message a girl without reading her profile first. I will not message a girl if I am outside of her clearly stated preferred age range or preferred geographic convenience or preferred gender. I will not waste the time of someone when I do not meet requirements that they have clearly outline in their profile - even if those requirements are stupid or bigoted. I will not mention someone else’s race in my first message because I am not an insane asshole. I will not copy and paste the same message to different girls. I do not deserve sex. I do not deserve attention. I am not a “nice guy” and I do not say “friend zone.” I am not owed a response to any message I send, no matter how polite I am, no matter how much effort I put into it. If I can’t say something nice, I won’t say anything at all. I will treat others with respect, even when I feel that I am not being treated with respect. I will be honest, I will be patient, I will not ask for nudes. I will be courageous and put myself out there. I will not apologize for my weight, my height, my personality, or what pictures I choose to put up. And I will never expect anyone else to do the same. I will not send unsolicited pictures of my cock.