10/10 would bang

I have an obsession with RDJ and Daniel Craig. Ender's Game ahhhgh. #fuckingyolo

[hand]

Me forcing myself to save money and cook instead of eating out

[omnybus]

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

[omnybus]

I may have gone overboard with this

[refinery29]

Meryl Streep’s Lifetime Achievement award speech hit all the high notes.

Streep and Fisher were close friends for many years. The Florence Foster Jenkins actress starred in the screen adaptation of Fisher’s semi-autobiographical 1990 novel Postcards from the Edge. 

Gifs: Golden Globes on NBC/Chale Ghel

[oshawottprincess-deactivated201]

[trentacool-deactivated20141231]

what did this bird do

[grandtheftputo]

I wish i had context on this 

[nevynerviine-deactivated2015041]

here u go

[rorytelling]

I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.

[depressionlemon-deactivated2016]

I’ve been collecting these for a while so here are all the ones you missed

[justnexttotheblues]

I’ve had the ‘I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip’ picture saved on my computer for years, and I have NEVER SEEN THE REST OF THESE.

I’m so pleased.

[wilwheaton]

I have this book, and it is one of the funniest things in my life.

[approach]

[lolfunnycentral]

[weavemama]

trumps supporters: this generation of “triggered” crybabies overreact too much!!!

mall of america: we’re gonna have black santa 

trump supporters: 

starbucks: we’re gonna say happy holidays

trump supporters:

hamilton: mike pence please look out for us and be careful 

trump supporters:

kellogs: we don’t want our ads on a bigoted news site

trump supporters: 

the rest of america: hillary won the popular vote

trump supporters:

[thechanelmuse]

[pomeranian2]

[xochiquetzaltin-deactivated2019]

[jasper-rolls]

sense of humor: celebrities tweeting nonsensical phrases and/or straight up keysmashes

[chinese-silk]

[sidestepup2thestreets]

what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

[sidestepup2thestreets]

je ™

[imanaires]

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

[tharook]

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[galaxysnail]

@nihilistwithoutacause

[exploitastic]

[iwantcupcakes]

The pain piles on in Civil War, sadly.

[by david christopher bell, via cracked]

[rdjnews]

[fag]

[shunasassi]

“But as far as straight-up failure, I don’t want to talk about failure. I want to talk about moments of humility. Like when you feel suddenly sick and embarrassed but then you have to continue on to the next moment immediately in full view of others. Because it’s not failure if you just recognize, I fell short, and that’s okay.”