Everything’s Whatever

[babylizard-blog]

[youmake-kittyscared]

nah that looks Sufficiently Weasel to me. maybe not Most Weasel but that’s definitely Pretty Dang Weasel

[venomtots]

Real talk though has anyone else just thrown away a whole Tupperware container bc you left food in there for way too long and now you’re afraid to open it?

[metaflesh-deactivated20180415]

I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live

[ruinedchildhood]

[alehandramilk]

[leeortizlife-deactivated2019051]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

I’m 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

people w words like cool friendly nice friend buddy guy etc in their URL I automatically trust u

[coolfriendlynicefriendbuddyguy]

whats your credit card number

[classicsnake]

THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN

[iguanamouth]

look again

[nerdjpg]

*tells person feelings* 

*doesn’t get a response for an hour* 

me:

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

[just-shower-responses]

HEY WHAT

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

[hozzdelight]

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

im a guy

[hozzdelight]

Oops lol no thank you

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

I never offered to give you anything

[onlytwitterpics]

[oomshi]

[taintmansion]

[squishfrog]

My boyfriend has the most beautiful animals

[whatsallthisnow]

What the hell kind of cow is that?

[william-snekspeare]

Don’t be rude that’s their boyfriend

[recentgooglesearches]

How to turn anger into dollars

[bob-belcher]