p r e t e n d

im ayla and my specialty is forced laughter in uncomfortable situations

[quack-likeaduck]

you’re yelling? at ME? the one person who has never done anything wrong ever?????

[animatedtext]

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

[literarysext]

I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store

[sheswanderlost]

[sincere-liars]

me on the outside: YIKES

me on the inside: the drama right now is literally clearing all of my acne and keeping me hydrated and young

[theyreallgonnalaughatyou]

[divineapparition-deactivated202]

[subtubitles]

[feraligatr]

me as a dj: *raises and lowers volume randomly*

[msunderstoo]

[kumagawa]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[biafra-for-mayor]

[sacred-portal]

[paxamericana]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[leavemealone2069]