[memewhore]

[fousheezy]

License plate “jizz lord”

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

women be downloading pdfs

[just-another-keysmash]

And men….don’t….?…?

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

no men can’t read

[romcommunist]

front facing camera be like: heres you (derogatory)

[dudeinthestacks]

Just two girls buried in a grave six feet apart

[abitchistireddddd]

GAY

[yelena-belover]

Oh my god they were tombmates. 

[moved-to-orpheyon-deactivated20]

I think a new rule of the universe should be so that if you rev your car really loud on purpose driving past a populated area you should automatically shit your pants

[detectivehole]

i had at least one meal daily the last two days and i am having a meal now too i am fucking nailing this

[detectivehole]

[best-of-inspirobot]

[Have yourself an unpredictably homoerotic Monday]

[anxietyproblem]

[petty-imperfection]

thank god I’m not the only one

[ging-gum]

and its just like this every day

[maisonderriere]

[solassitudes]

ladies do we care? do we care anymore ladies,?? do we care? ladies do we? do we care anymore ladies???? ladies do we caree??? do we?????

[beyonslayed]

Y'all ever feel like an abject failure and yet teeming with potential and hope at the same time?

[pukicho]

Do you have any regrets?

Absolutely! Thanks for the ask

[toastbutteregg]

make!! every!! bite!! count!!!

[guerrillatech]

Congrats on reselling Neopets but for rich people...

[desinteresse]

Microdosing on violence by grabbing the biggest knife I can find to cut my vegetables with

[pinkiepony]

[zsnes]