m a r i s s a

done dealing with you now let's start dealing with me

[sincereley-yours]

Playing With Rocks

Leo playing with rocks:

Rock #1 (With a high-pitched voice): OMG, it's Leo!! He's so hot!!

Rock #2 (With a higher-pitched voice): IKR He's so amazing

Rock #3 (Calypso): YEAH and he's my boyfriend so BACK OFF

Rock #4 (Leo): YEAH THE WORLD ISN'T ALWAYS SO TWISTED AND I'M ACTUALLY SURE THAT MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES ME AND I'M SURE THAT PEOPLE CARE ABOUT ME MY LIFE IS AMAZING.

*Calypso walks in and sees what Leo's doing*

*Calypso walks out*

[sincereley-yours]

I'M A LEO AND YOU'RE A PERCY

Percy at a job interview:

The interviewer guy: So, any fun facts about you?

Percy: Well, I'm a Leo-

*Leo bursts in with Festus through the wall, setting half the building on fire*: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU??!??!? I'M A LEO AND YOU'RE A PERCY!

[sincereley-yours]

TEE HEE

JULIUS

THE IDES OF MARCH HAVE COMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[1e3no]

[copperbadge]

#2, Brute?

[l-heure-du-the]

I made the ugliest noise.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

[onemerryjester]

TODAY

[pathos-logical]

[Image ID: A pencil holder shaped like a bust of Julius Caesar. Multiple pencils protrude from its back, giving the impression that it was stabbed multiple times. / End ID]

[bloodytales]

Teach boys about periods

My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.

When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once was camping with my family and a few of my big brother’s friends when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave me a full pain killer ( I was 13 and before that she only gave me pills cut in half).

I literally laid down on my parents’ air mattress and cried in pain for an hour before the pill kicked in.

My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen as just “a little girl.” So my brother’s friend was confused to see me openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what was wrong with me.

My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike. During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table when my brother’s friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I said I was better, and he said good.

When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me well supplied with chocolate.

Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers, and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly accuse a woman of “being on her period” if the woman is in an argument.

Raise better sons Teach them about normal bodily functions.

[virtuous-thing]

HIT REBLOG PLEASE

[randomslasher]

this reminds me of that post about that dude who carries tampons with him at the gym because “half the world menstruates” and “you will build a whole guest room in case your friends want to stay the night but you won’t carry tampons in case they start their periods unexpectedly” or something and honestly they both give me life. <3

[classicslesbianopinions]

if i was walking down a street and a soothsayer told me beware the ides of march and then on the ides of march my wife was like "oh my god i had a horrible nightmare don't go outside" i simply would not go outside. rip to caesar but i'm different

[sincereley-yours]

this is legit what we did in drama today wtf

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.

GREEN = I think you’re cute.

BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.

GREY = I wish you would notice me.

PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

TEAL = We have a lot in common.

YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.

ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.

BROWN = I don’t like you.

PINK = I think you are unattractive.

RED = I hate you with a burning passion.

WHITE = You scare me.

RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something.

MAROON = You taught me something new.

CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar.

PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh

MAUVE = You are really talented

BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better.

CYAN = We have very little in common

THISTLE = I only just started following you

INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time

FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold

COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it)

VERMILION = You make me feel passionate

HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname

LAVENDER = You inspire me

CORAL = You’re a meme

UMBER = I want to know more about you

FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody

RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you

ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you

WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class

SAFFRON = I love your ideas

TIMBERWOLF = I trust you

FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you

PLUM = I’d like to chat with you

TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic

SAGE = You make me cry

CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something!

VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog

CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie

BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

[jatpdaily]

every tumblr user has… (in sp)

[fresasconsal]

Riordanverse characters as random pictures I found in my gallery pt. 2

Percy

Annabeth (to Percy, even before they started dating)

Nico

Reyna

Lester

Thalia

Magnus (to Alex)

Alex (to Magnus)

Carter

Also Percy

[chewedcorn]

Thanks, Apple. I’ll let her know.

[sincereley-yours]

My mom's apple watch once told me I was loud.

[angcllegs]

HEY!!! You’re my bitch!! *pouts

nope im matthew fairchild's, even reine's accepted it 😭

[onmyownforalways]

Bitch. I hate you.

Screw Matthew Fairchild, next time I see him, imma punch him real good-

He stole my bby-

[angcllegs]

You must accept I've been his bitch even before I met you and I will continue to be his bitch 😔

[sincereley-yours]

tf happened to meeee

[angcllegs]

✨matthew fairchild ✨ 🤍😩😌

[sincereley-yours]

i accept that

[sincereley-yours]

The amount of personality in this one video:

[angcllegs]

HEY!!! You’re my bitch!! *pouts

nope im matthew fairchild's, even reine's accepted it 😭

[onmyownforalways]

Bitch. I hate you.

Screw Matthew Fairchild, next time I see him, imma punch him real good-

He stole my bby-

[angcllegs]

You must accept I've been his bitch even before I met you and I will continue to be his bitch 😔

[sincereley-yours]

tf happened to meeee

[angcllegs]

My story is most defi not a love story babes-

yes it is-

[onmyownforalways]

how-

[angcllegs]

It just is

[sincereley-yours]

just is

[missdibley]

[modernsuperhero]

the rubber duck

[arsonistblue]

For anyone curious what they mean by the rubber duck, rubber duck debugging is a tactic used by programmers to figure out bugs in the code. To do it, they explain the code, verbally, line by line, to the rubber duck until they find it. 

It’s also very useful for writers, and I’ve used it multiple times with rubber ducks, stuffed animals, and my friends.

[brunhiddensmusings]

“when i say it out loud i realize where the stupid was”

[sincereley-yours]

too true

[sincereley-yours]

Me, going to the theaters to watch Spider-Man No Way Home:

After the movie:

"And I faced it like a champion."

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as an Ancient Greek

me: hey Poseidon whats with the pitchfork huh???? There’s a lot of hay to stack in the ocean huh??? fucking loser me: *gets killed by a tsunami*

[hiphopocliedes]

- Odysseus