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Art, Dolls, Politics. I'm 37yo and too tired for this shit. Pronouns : they/them My art account is MaxMorkson

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if tumblr dies, you can find me on Bluesky

Max Morkson 🏳️‍⚧️♾ (@maxmorkson.itch.io)

They/them No more spoons, only knives left 🔪 Perpetually exhausted goblin. I do art. Don't be rude or I'll hit you with my cane. I only sel

[rysttle]

SMILES LIKE A CHIMP

is anyone else thinking about simon iron lung is anyone else thinking of the convict hm? the butcher perhaps?

[wiionme]

[segamascott]

to make it more lynchian can't you read

[galoogamelady]

*unbeards your Johnny Silverhand*

[kedreeva]

I offered to come check on my friend's animals while she's away for the long weekend

She thinks I'm joking

But I'm ready

[eunyisadoran]

Wait. Are there 200, but to be numbered 1-250? Did I read those tags right? 😲

[kedreeva]

Yes there are actually 202 of them, the company sent 2 extra in the package, and I will be numbering them on the bottom with sharpie marker 1-250. This will ensure even if she manages to find all 202, she will never truly stop feeling like there might be a tiny duck somewhere unknown in the house. Lurking. Waiting to appear at the strangest time.

[talesfromtreatment]

#sometimes you must be gently evil to your friends#so they know you love them enough

very very important

[ifririt]

hey op i don't think those are frogs like you said

[armayes]

they're right those arent frogs op.

[kedreeva]

I meant to prank my friend by hiding hundreds of small ducks after saying I would hide small frogs, but it turns out due to some quirk of only 3 people on the entire Internet knowing what a prank is, it seems I have pranked hundreds of other people by saying I would put 100 small frogs in my friends house, when in fact the prank was that it was 202 small ducks.

[kedreeva]

an update. it has been over 4 months and they are still finding ducks

[kedreeva]

1 year and 7 months later:

[kedreeva]

#imagine the dread she felt when she found the first duck and realized op wasn't joking (via @robyn-goodfellowe)

The key to a good prank, imo, is that the person you're pranking should not feel bad. They should feel delight. My friend has 2 kids. She walked in the door from her vacation, and instead of having two cranky children to deal with as soon as she got home on top of everything else, she got two children excited to run around finding small ducks. My friend knows me well enough to know that when I say weird things there's always a chance I'm not joking, and she would have said no (and been respected) if she didn't want this. The prank was never that I was hiding the toys, just which toys they were, and how many would be hidden.

[victusinveritas]

[pleasemayiiplease]

[transfemmbeatrice]

[simkaye]

Thinking about the Big Hamster project I scrapped

[hollowedskin]

I have a combo occipital neuralgia andmigraine event blooming right now and have taken a truly mind obliterating combination of painkillers, and now I'm thinking too hard about mangrove swamps and how they comb the sea with their little finger roots until it's calm enough to let go of it's burdens, and then the same fingers cradle little schools of baby fish and sharks and protect them so they can grow safely.

I don't know why people think they're creepy. They're so beautiful. But the mangrove forest isn't somewhere you can go, because the sticky mud and the finger roots make it impossible to walk through it. It's not for us. But it should still be allowed to exist. It can be beautiful and valuable without needing to be for us.

[labradorduck]

I haven't heard from Hollow in a bit lemme check their Tumblr

Ah they are consumed by the beauty of the mangrove, a sublime beauty

and the pain

[ajcrowlor]

big tshirt that says MY INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and THIS IS FUN TO ME on the back

[bidonica]

my requirements for sleeping at night: is the pillow cool enough? are my legs positioned so they don’t put too much weight on each other? are my arms tucked in nicely and not at odd angles? can I stop thinking about the day’s events? is enough of my body out from under the blanket that I won’t overheat? are my toes safely tucked in to hide them from monsters?

my requirements for sleeping in the morning: is the surface vaguely horizontal and not made entirely out of hornets

[tbposting]

legends tell that it was once possible to upload video to tumblr, but with the passing of ages, that ancient technology has been lost to us

[vullen]

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

[vullen]

i've seen countless kind and emotional replies in the year or so since i posted this comic, but this particular tag set has squeezed me unlike any other. thanks

[scorpio-system]

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

[vanshira]

#‘that goose keeps laying golden eggs. that’s stagnation. I’m going to kill it and go look for a goose that lays diamond eggs’#‘that goose normally lays golden eggs but this time it laid a silver egg. I’m going to kill it because even though I can still make good#money with that it’s not as good as a golden egg’#‘that golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don’t care that golden eggs take time#if they’re not constant the goose is worthless to me’

@thebaldursmouthgazette y u leave all the good stuff in the tags

[cassandrajean]

Happy Birthday to my very best friend on this planet Mosskat !

My bestie for more than half my life and still kicking butt!

Our characters Hawi 🐱 and Engel 🐶

[theinsaneum]

[yuihirasawachan]

mutuals let’s do this