Pie or Strudel?

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[riphunter]

gifs can’t do this song justice please listen to sea dork sing

[rma1979]

“It’s fine, I have an AC of… oh, no.”

— Taliesin Jaffe, Critical Role and the Club of Misfits

[notraylen]

Hold the freeze Frame

[jesterthetrickerycleric]

“I would like to take out my spiritual weapon.”

“Which is?”

“A giant Texas Instruments calculator.”

[cellobotomy]

Brian: Hey, Travis? Can I get some dating advice?

Travis: Just because I’m with Laura doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

[notraylen]

Our DM so far

[criticalroleladies]

Laura Bailey, Dungeon Mistress [source]

[beaujester]

Is it Thursday yet?

[bixbiboom]

[Ronin cries and fusses throughout]

Laura: “Ronin. Are you really upset? Are you really upset though? I don’t think you are.”

[sockablock]

The Mighty Nein’s Guide to Troubled Birds (ft. my mediocre MS Paint skills)

[cblacksmith-deactivated20201118]

Avantika: *threads her fingers through Fjord's hair*

Jester: *Spidey senses are tingling* *sees Avantika and Fjord* *Starts violently drawing on her notebook*

Matt: Avantika grabs your hair all the way and pulls you forward to kind of headbutt you a little and then walks away.

Fjord: Is anyone watching?

Matt, without batting an eyelash: Jester.

[dbssh]

Hey guys how bout that fucking spectacular confirmation that caduceus just fucking squats down whenever he wants to talk to nott

[luckthebard]

Thing I liked from this week’s Talks:

Sam saying that part of why he plays Nott as “the mom friend” is that he loved that dynamic with Pike in the first campaign and wanted to have a character like Pike around.

Idk, that’s just super cute.

[oceansweather]

Y'know, a group that openly loves a goblin, a half-orc, two tieflings, and a strange graveyard firbolg IS actually a pretty tolerant group. They just don’t tolerate, like, even slightly hostile strangers because they’re too impulsive to wait anything out.

[the-shy-fox]

Matthew: “Have you ever milked a snake [for venom] before?”

Laura, being Laura™: “I haven’t milked this kind of snake before.”

Travis, her blessed husband: *Dead*

[theartingace]

You know Grog is the greatest grunkle in the history of uncles, small word stories, being thrown 70+ feet in the air.. REAL SWORD FIGHTS. He’ll just carry the whole passle of Vox Miniature at the same time for Official Grand Poobah Tours every time there’s a gathering.

Just..

Grog and Littles. Every time.

[criticalsorcery]

Critical Role Gif Challenge: 3/3 Mighty Nein Members Nott the Brave: If you see a goblin you should kill it on sight.