OFFICIAL DEATH TOLL (as of Tuesday 3:30pm GMT) : robert pattinson, jeremy strong x3 (cause of death: hit by a bus, method acting a corpse), al pacino, brad pitt, owen wilson (ripped to shreds by boat motor), chris pratt (suicide), quentin tarantino x2 (spontaneous combustion), leo dicaprio (death by meteor), hugh grant (sucked dry), johnny depp (mauled by dogs), adam sandler, wes anderson (killed in prison after cannibalising bill murray), nicolas cage (murder), tom cruise (murdered by layla), mike meyers, willem dafoe (rabies), bradley cooper, misha & jensen ackles, ringo starr (heart attack), culkin brothers (overrun by combine harvester), chris pine (stroke), christian bale, dave grohl pat smear krist novoselic (crashed into a holeâs tour bus on triplet tandem bike), shia labeouf (killed by snake in hole), ad rock (ceiling fan fell on him), misha collins (again) (assassinated for posting destial sex tapes), mads mikkelsen (freak sex act), jesse eisenberg (for being too small), matt damon (not saying enough homophobic slurs), joe pesci (death by ceiling fan), bob dylan (choked on harmonica), tom hardy (extreme sucking and fucking), lana del rey (someone played a song about tits way too loud it killed her), anthony blue wiggle (cardiac arrest), damon albarn (fruity drink was poisoned by swiftie bartender), tim roth (british), hugh dancy (british), andrew garfield (british), steve buscemi (death by woodchipper), keanu reeves (sucked silly), prince charles, jack black (slayed too hard), fiona apple (sticky blunt), jesse eisenberg (again) (fell off a building), queen elizabeth ii (mysterious car crash as a result of her driver somehow getting a bullet in his head), timothee chalamet (french), walter white, jon travolta (suicide), chris hemsworth (lethal injection), paul simon and art garfunkel (suicide pact), robert de niro (run over), morrissey x2 (crashed into by double decker bus), jared padalecki (trampled by wild horses), dan and phil (gay sex incident), kermit (shot), harvey keitel (fat tits exploded), michael cera, matthew macfadyen (found dead after gay homophobic improv was made illegal), nicholas braun (nft (nice fat tcock) incident), dev patel (killed by hamster nft), armie hammer (accidentally at himself), arnold schwarzenegger, joe rogan (mauled to death by neil young), snoopy, robert downey jr,