BLOOD IN THE MACHINE-

YOU ARE IN DANGER

[notahorseindisguise]

i know hes trying to make fun of the city slickers here but the way this is written really makes it sound like he is Not At All having fun with his country work and he wants to be at party

[louisegluckpdf]

the first time i heard the phrase “i need that like a hole in the head” it didn’t even occur to me that many people don’t live with passive suicidal ideation at all times so i just assumed it was a way of saying that you really really needed something and i have continued to use it that way ever since

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[adamtotscomix]

[adamtotscomix]

Listening and learning, always 🙏

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[maidthings]

this girl is like clay in my hands but im really bad at pottery

[pisshandkerchief]

imagine: I bum a cigarette off of you outside of some skanky dive bar and then eat the entire thing, lit, whole, while making direct eye contact with you

[fairycosmos]

a light within me was stamped out but im chill

[mclusky]

[twinkhole-destroyer]

I’m gonna pick up a new hobby such as playing russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver

[dogpuppy]

[junk-thunder]

i pull out my handgun and shoot myself in the head and the bullet flies cleanly through the hole that was already there from when i shot myself in the head last week

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]