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yakedo moeru.

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

america

#fuck yeah?

whenever i hear a story about a toddler taking a gun and shooting someone i don't think "gun safety laws" i think "damn what a natural"

Of course he did.

#tch

little guyy

Oh, he's cute.

#I'm right behind you aren't I?

But Not So

not... what?

#what is the correlation between these images and this caption #cute photos

dogpuppy

windswept-aria

that's a balanced breakfast

i think the key to being a successful classroom teacher is having an ordinary classroom material (eg pen, highlighter, book) but in a really and truly ridiculous size and using it regularly without comment. nothing both throws off and enchants a student of any age than more than walking up to your desk to ask you a question and pausing with baffled uncertainty as they see you grading papers with a pen so large you cannot actually hold it the way you would normally hold a writing utensil. there is a brief moment as they look at you where you are able to raise an eyebrow and go "yes?" while acting like absolutely nothing is odd about the fact that you are currently writing with a multicolor my little pony pen that is half the girth of your forearm and in that moment you hold the most power in the entire school. use it wisely