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Sup I'm Jay [tee/heem/his] 22 ^_^

[2percentmilkman]

I'm actually opening comms! :3

[howtofuckyourkramer]

my blood is so special and pretty everyone wants it and thatse why everyoens always stabbing me with knifes and syringes and the sort but its ok I like it

[classicwtfplotline]

this is so funny to me

[togansweep]

tom is holding out for a hero (logan)

[jesse-pinko]

Why did the men of Breaking Bad fight each other more over Jesse “Cap’n Cook” Pinkman than they did drugs or money or any of that relevant shit… truly the Helen of Troy of methamphetamine production and distribution

[wizardchampion]

y’all are being too funny in the tags

[jewfrogs]

i love reading my own writing this bitch would be my favorite writer if he ever managed to write

[alexotls]

assorted

[indiemovies]

jeremy strong: i used to see the future in the crosshairs but now with succession ending i don’t know what’s next. i’ve lived in the character for so long there will always be a piece of kendall in me

nicholas braun:

[shayapod]

Stop calling me gay boy call me bisexual boy so women know to hit on me

[slimetony]

Positive Detective Affirmations

My wife will let me sleep in same bed as her if i crack the case

I am going to solve every unsolved mystery this weekend

I will overcome my addiction to sticking my cool detective revolver in my mouut

[prescription-cactus]

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

[tonyalmeida]

[soviet-union-deactivated19911226]

favorite part of death note was when light accidentally killed two people then freaked out and killed a hundred thousand more in an attempt to fix it

[soup-erb]

[ampervadasz]

[baltimorerat]

[sirfrogsworth]