Not So Innocent

Sister blog to @clumsietxcutie. +18 NSFW blog for Ditzy Doo/Derpy Hooves. Mutuals only 

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Baker at work!

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super extra naughty indecent dirty raunchfest the meme

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❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive? ✿ : Has your muse ever had sex before? ☜ : Does your muse like to top? ☞ : Does your muse like to bottom? ∀ : Your muse’s favorite position? ☺ : How often does your muse masturbate? ☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually? ✌ : Is your muse good with their hands? ♡ : Does your muse have any birthmarks or scars they get embarrassed about others seeing? Á : Is your muse loud in bed? ⚔ : Does your muse have any specific kinks? ☯ : If you’re comfortable with it, write a drabble about our muses doing something naughty. If not, put a strikethrough across this one in your reblog (or simply don’t do it; your blog, your rules ;3). ☌ : Would/does your muse have any special piercings anywhere? Would they get some? ♥ : Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?

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Don’t mind me. Just doing another test!

Preview

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((I think it's a combination of your cute art style and Ditzy's natural cuteness as a character that makes even the naughtiest of your pictures turn out cute.))

((That’s what I think too (Ditzy being cute that is). Probably shouldn’t have chosen Fluttershy as her partner in my drawing since she’s just as cute!)) 

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@sinningcarnival​ | nsfw prompts | accepting

“Oooo. What are these plants in the water?” Ditzy gasped as she excitedly dipped herself into the hot water. The spa twins assured them that the mixture added to the bath would help improve their skin and give it a natural glow.

The blonde picked up something green with flecks of purple. Was this lavender? Yeah. She was pretty sure it was...Smelled like it at the very least.

She gave a soft sigh, leaning against the timid woman as she allowed herself to relax in the water. “I’m happy that we could spend the day together.” Fluttershy was so nice to be around. The serene air that surrounded her made for the perfect spa partner.

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((WHy dOES EVeryTHING I drAW COme oUT cuTe??))

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Ditzy in a swimsuit?

smut meme | accepting 

((I tried making this sexy but that’s not what happened)) 

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sinningcarnival: 

To say that Twist was flustered would be the understatement of the century. He doesn’t remember the last time he got this close to someone and so intimate so quickly. He can’t argue, however, that the sight and the feelings he has been witness to so far has driven him up the walls. Who knew he needed things like this so badly?

The question snapped him out of his soon-to-be trance and made him blink as he watched the gorgeous woman start to undo his own clothing. After a few stammers, he clears his throat so he can actually speak.

—— “ Twist! Twist. Uhm… Coffee Twist. Heh, it’s uh… very nice to meet you. ”

Nailed it.

Forgive him, he’s trying his best to focus on her, but from how touch starved he was it was hard to focus on anything else.

“It’s nice to meet you too.” She said with a soft giggle, those hands of hers soon hooked underneath both his pants and boxers and pulled them down. You’d think that coming this far, the blonde would have mentally prepared for what was coming.

Well, you thought wrong!

Her eyes widen as his male appendage was freed and flicked for attention. “Erm..M..” She was doing her best to not lose her compromise, but it getting was really hard! “My name is Di..Ditzy. Ditzy Doo.” She finally introduced herself, her face darkening in color as she made herself comfortable between his legs. 

At least he was just as nervous as her. That help a lot.

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sinningcarnival:

You know, out of all the things he expected to happen today, it certainly wasn’t this. He was expecting a package, not an entirely big purchase mind you, but the fact that when it arrived it was practically misshapen beyond recognition made him think why he didn’t bother to get it himself, because for some reason he trusted the postal service.

However, when the other pleaded for him to repay for the damage caused, he didn’t think THIS was the thing that was gonna be  the form of how he’s repaid.

… Oh lordy.

Seeing her strip actually made him stumble a bit, luckily right into a chair to which he just sat watching her, but his eyes couldn’t pry off of what he was witnessing. He thought he had seen it all, but soon that gorgeous girl was climbing onto his lap and pressing her chest against his own.

The blush on his face was insanely pink, finding it hard to find words to even express what he feels, but the tent quickly forming underneath his pants showed exactly what was on his mind as it pressed gently underneath her hips.

A soft gasp parted her lips as she felt the man’s growing bulge against her inner thigh. She...didn’t expect such a reaction so soon! Oh gosh...this was actually happening..

Her nerves were going haywire as she rubbed her clothed sex against his, the sensations sending shivers up her spine. She was definitely in over her head. It had been so long since she had this imitate with anyone. What if she was rusty? What if she wasn’t good enough? She would be in serious trouble now!

Ditzy slowly moved to her knees, her plushy breasts dragging against his body on her way down. At least he seemed nice...and she would be lying if she said the sight of the man all flustered wasn’t adorable. 

“What’s your name?” She said softly, her fingers unbuckling his belt before reaching for the button of his pants.

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((Just learned that editable reblogs don’t work so I caved and got xkit and HOLY CRAP there’s a lot features! So if my replies look a little weird, please bear with me!))

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@sinningcarnival​ | nsfw prompts | accepting

“NNnng, this feels so good!” Ditzy gave a satisfied hum as she laid her towel aside, allowing the evaporating water of the hot springs to kiss her bare skin. Gosh, she was so glad that her and friends were able to visit the attraction for some much needed relaxation. 

Unfortunately, she didn’t get to enjoy the water enough for her liking. After her group fell asleep, her mind was set on returning to the large pool to soothe her aching muscles.

The blonde cupped some of the water with her hands and poured it over her body, just enough for her body to get used to the change in temperature. “Mmmn..” She gave a quiet moan, her hands gently massaging her ample body before submerging her body fully into the water. 

It seemed as though the blonde was so immersed in the pleasurable heat, that she didn’t bother to check to see if she was alone.

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@sinningcarnival​ | nsfw prompts | accepting 

“I know that I ruined yo...your package..an-and I really appreciate you giving me the chance to repay you ” Ditzy stammered, her teeth gently sinking into her bottom lip. Never in her wildest dreams did she imagine herself in such a position, but she couldn’t afford to get another complaint to her boss...

Those fingers ever so slowly reached for the buttons of her uniform. As each one came undone, more and more of that supple skin was exposed. It wasn’t long before her clothes fell to her ankles, her black, lacy undergarments visible to his gaze.

“But I promise, I’ll handle this one...” She stepped out of her uniform and climbed onto his lap, gently pressing her hips against his. “With extra special care..”

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What "position" does she prefer? ;)

Reverse cowgirl is in her top ten~ 

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Headcanon: BB, being a Shadowbolt, would probably frequently challenge members of the Wonderbolts (especially Rainbow Dash, after she joined them) to one-on-one races, on the condition that the loser becomes the winner's "pet" for a day.

((Interesting! I like to think that BB wouldn’t take part in them UNTIL Rainbow joined the Wonderbolts. For...scientific reasons of course.))  

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nsfw prompts that don’t sound like a bad porno

i’m always tired of seeing the cringiest sentence starters for smut so i’m back at it again kids. feel free to adjust sentences or specify who does the action. 

ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to give the other oral 2. to skinny dip with my muse 3. to shower with my muse 4. to take a hot bath with my muse 5. for sex in public 6. for sex in the car 7. to catch my muse naked 8. to undress my muse 9. for sparring to turn into sex 10. for an argument to turn into sex 11. for make up sex 12. for friends with benefits sex 13. to tie up my muse 14. to blindfold my muse 16. to make one muse watch the other masturbate 17. for a threesome (specify muses) 18. for one muse to wake the other by fingering them/giving a handjob 19. for one muse to deny the other orgasm 20. for angry sex  21. for break up sex 22. for sex after a near death experience  23. for after battle sex 24. for sex to get revenge on an ex 25. for one muse to give the other a lap dance or strip tease  26. to make my muse whimper 27. for one muse to take the other from behind 28. for sex against the wall 29. for sex on a table/counter/desk 30. for sex in a pool/hot tub 31. for one muse to choke the other 32. for rough sex  33. for our muses to try a new position 34. for our muses to try a new kink together 35. for one muse to use a toy on the other 36. for one muse to sit on the other’s face

WORDS:  “touch me.” “kiss me here.” “you have to be quiet if you want to cum.” “say my name.”  “oh fuck-” “i need you so bad.” “i’m so wet right now.”  “i want you to touch yourself for me.”  “let me hear you, baby.”  “come for me.” “i want to hear you cum.” “harder.” “i need to feel you.” “i want you.” “you’re so hot.” “can i come yet?” “please, baby—” “i’m so close.” “i told you to be quiet.” “i told you to stay still.” “are you gonna be good for me?” “i promise i’ll be good.” “i’m not done with you yet.” “i’ve been waiting all day…” “you’re all i want.” “just kiss me, i can’t take this anymore.” “just shut up and fuck me.”  “i’m gonna fuck you until you beg me to stop.”  “say please.” “i could’t stop thinking about you all day.” “your fingers feel so good.” “your mouth feels so good.” “i want your fingers inside me.” “i want it to hurt.” “more—” “i want you to forget everything and everyone else but me.” “make me forget.” “i just want to feel something.”  “make me.” “be quiet.”  “they’re gonna catch us—” “yes— right there.” “that feels so good.” “does that feel good?” 

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I keep forgetting that Ditzy is super loud during sex and I have a GREAT need to write her being all cute and flustered