I REALLY want to film a Star Trek parody where the caption is yelling really tropey star trekkie things at the engineer who in turn just answers with real and truthful responses about mechanics. Like
Captain: how long will it take to get the warp engines back online??
Engineer: at least 2 hours
Captain: *dramatically* you've got 45 minutes
Engineer: well, okay, so it's not going to happen then, because it takes at least 2 hours
Engineer: the shield generator is offline!
Captain: Divert power from life support!
Engineer: .... why? It's broken. Putting more power in it isn't going to make it less broken. And why life support? You want us to die faster or something?
Engineer: the warp engines are offline and it is beyond our ability to repair. All we have are impulse engines now.
Captain: how long will it take to get to the nearest federation star base on impulse alone?
Engineer: 73 years.
Captain: what the fu
Engineer: Space is BIG captain! Why do I need to tell you that??
Engineer: We can’t do it, Captain! We do not have the power! Captain: We’ll harness the power of the local sun and divert it into the engine! Engineer:... Captain:...
Engineer:... Captain:... Engineer: That’s... Captain: Look, can you figure something out and just tell me that’s what you did? I just really need a win right now. Please? Engineer: I’ll try, Captain.
Doctor: the captain was seriously injured... I don't know if he will make it...
Engineer: *mockingly* hAvE yOu tRiEd DiVeRtiNg pOwEr fRoM LifE SuPpOrT???


















