Single Green Lawyer

Name's Jen Walters, Manhattan's finest super-lawyer. Also She-hulk on the side, you probably know my cousin This a multi-shipping and multi-fandom blog. Mostly set in Marvel 616 comicverse but can also do MCU if you're interested. Jen is currently single.

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"I can see that… Are you okay?" She asked, a little concern creeping into her voice though she wasnt letting her guard down any time soon

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"Fine. I’m— fine, thank you."

He quickly wiped his hand across his forehead, hoping she wouldn’t notice, hoping this whole encounter would suddenly take a turn for the better.

"I did not mean to bother you. I, ah, I came seeking legal advice from one…Jennifer Walters. Am I correct in thinking that is you?"

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Of course you are, Jen thought, why else would he have approached her so out of the blue... "Yeah thats me. What do you need?"

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Wade lifted himself up from Jen and offered her a hand to get back onto her feet

"Jen, seriously….. you gentle?"

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"I said almost!" She got herself back to her feet, though she did use Wade’s hand to steady herself. "Also, hey, i could totally be dainty and gentle if i wanted to"

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"Sure, but we both know you’d be faking it every step of the way. You may ACT gentle, but given the signal, you’re as gentle as a freaking buffalo."

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"So wearing a pink lacey dress and ballet pumps and painting my nails pink doesnt count?"

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"No….. that just sounds hot."

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"More like it sounds like I'd look stupid."

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Wade lifted himself up from Jen and offered her a hand to get back onto her feet

"Jen, seriously….. you gentle?"

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"I said almost!" She got herself back to her feet, though she did use Wade’s hand to steady herself. "Also, hey, i could totally be dainty and gentle if i wanted to"

[crimson-comedian]

"Sure, but we both know you’d be faking it every step of the way. You may ACT gentle, but given the signal, you’re as gentle as a freaking buffalo."

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"So wearing a pink lacey dress and ballet pumps and painting my nails pink doesnt count?"

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Wade lifted himself up from Jen and offered her a hand to get back onto her feet

"Jen, seriously….. you gentle?"

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"I said almost!" She got herself back to her feet, though she did use Wade's hand to steady herself. "Also, hey, i could totally be dainty and gentle if i wanted to"

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Jen raised an eyebrow, staring at the strange person in front of her. “Um….I was, y’know, joking?”

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He stares back, a bead of sweat rolling down his forehead. Two embarrassments in as many seconds; a new record.

"I…misunderstood."

Which is something of an understatement.

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"I can see that... Are you okay?" She asked, a little concern creeping into her voice though she wasnt letting her guard down any time soon

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Uh…you know I’m a lawyer, right buddy?

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D —> Are you talking to D —> Me

> You realize three things simultaneously:

This woman is green, and she looks very, very strong.

That crime show Nepeta wanted you to watch is playing, loudly, on your glasses.

This official of the law thinks you’re some kind of drug fiend.

D —> Oh my goodness D —> Forgive me, I D —> I do not in any way condone the sale of D —> Illicit substances

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Jen raised an eyebrow, staring at the strange person in front of her. "Um....I was, y'know, joking?"

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looney-tune-merc replied to your post: looney-tune-merc replied to your post: Would…

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN *runs at and clings to you*

OMIGOSH -stumbles and nearly falls over- Wade! Seriously?!

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"What? You’ve been gone a while. I cant say hi MY way?"

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"Im wearing heels right now....and they're louboutins! I'm almost fragile"

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indigenceinexcusable replied to your post: indigenceinexcusable replied to your post: Would...

I got the money if you got the stuff.

Uh...you know I'm a lawyer, right buddy?

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looney-tune-merc replied to your post: looney-tune-merc replied to your post: Would...

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN *runs at and clings to you*

OMIGOSH -stumbles and nearly falls over- Wade! Seriously?!

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looney-tune-merc replied to your post: Would anyone like to rp with Jen? She’s feeling...

ME! DEADPOOL WANTS TO CHILL WITH JEN! PLEASE!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE

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indigenceinexcusable replied to your post: Would anyone like to rp with Jen? She’s feeling...

I’m up for it if you’re open to it!

that depends on what you're selling, darling :P

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Would anyone like to rp with Jen?

She's feeling very lonely right now

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"Yup," was all he got in reply, Jen’s voice very self assured and very confident. She’d enjoyed her first ride, and it would save her a lot of effort in getting to where she was needed if she went on it. Besides, she still wanted to see it on fire. "Oh I’ll watch, don’t you worry," she returned the teasing tone, winking at him and going through to the stairwell, throwing herself over the railing and landing neatly at the bottom. "Are you coming?" She grinned up at him, well aware there was a small crater where she had landed

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He glanced over the stairway railing, down at his new found lover, grinning to himself. “I’m on my ways down now….”, he shot back, taking the stairs instead of the shortcut. In a flash, Johnny transformed to his more…hellish state mid stride. “So where are we headin’ exactly?”, he asked, taking a seat on his motorcycle, the bike changing to match his current state.

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Jen wolf whistled as he slowly turned into his more recognisable self, she had to admit it was pretty damn impressive. "North east corner of Central Park. Apparently there's some big trouble going down that needs a lady's touch. You know how it is.." She walked over and looked down at the bike. "Will this hurt?"

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"Oh, ho ho…are ya now?", he grinned and kept pace with her…or at least tried to. Those long legs of her led to some giant strides. "Alright…but I’m drivin’…you just make sure you just watch where ya put those hands of yours.", he teased playfully, very much relaxed around her.

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"Yup," was all he got in reply, Jen's voice very self assured and very confident. She'd enjoyed her first ride, and it would save her a lot of effort in getting to where she was needed if she went on it. Besides, she still wanted to see it on fire. "Oh I'll watch, don't you worry," she returned the teasing tone, winking at him and going through to the stairwell, throwing herself over the railing and landing neatly at the bottom. "Are you coming?" She grinned up at him, well aware there was a small crater where she had landed

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"I wasn’t judgin’.", he held his hands up in mock defense as he took a big bite from the shiny, red apple. His blue eyes held a mischievous little glint as he eyed the jade Avenger. "Lead the way…I’ll follow behind on my bike.", he mumbled through a mouthful of food, clearly forgetting his manners.

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"Better not be," Jen's voice held a teasing tone, that was replicated in the look in her eyes. She really was enjoying this man's company, liked that he kept up with her jokes and seemed to be able to match her on most things. "Hey...who said I'm not going on the bike, I'm going on the bike." Jen threw a look back over her shoulder as she made her way fast down the hall, not running fully just using her long legs to her advantage.

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Johnny did up his belt and slid on his t-shirt next, a happy smirk gracing his lips. “Sounds like a deal.”, he finished by slipping on his leather jacket and tying on his heavy boots. Johnny stood and stretched out before joining her in the kitchen. “Someone worked up an appetite…”, he chuckled, grabbing an apple for himself.

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Jen pulled a face at him, and wouldhave poked her tongue out were her mouth not filled with food. "Hulk rules, do you know how much food it takes to keep me going?" She put a hand in front of her mouth when she spoke, letting it drop when she was done, swalllowing her mouthful of food. "Now cmon, we've got a town to save." Winking over her shoulder at him, she put her keys in his pocket and went for the door.

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He groaned, albeit playfully, and stretched. “Alright, alright…I’ll tag along.”, Johnny yawned as he rolled out of bed, making a grab for his boxers and jeans. “We kicked the badguy’s ass then get back her and pick up where we left off…sound good?”

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Laughing, and doing up her suit, Jen nodded, "sounds like a plan, you're on." She perched herself on the bed to put on her socks and trainers, and then fingerless gloves, standing back and tying her hair back in a ponytail. "Whoever kicks more ass gets to go on top," she winked at him, heading over to grab a bagel, devouring it in less than a minute, followed by a banana.