Hello

NYC. Gemini.

[raginrayguns]

ive never done cocaine but it doesn't look like it does anything. People act different after they snort it but they could have acted that way before. Because of free will

[givemearmstopraywith]

you are not unloveable you are just sad and a little bit angry. let’s go have some soup

[figofswords]

yeah turtlenecks are sexy too bad they’re also one of the worst sensory experiences fashion has ever developed

[figofswords]

me wearing a turtleneck and fighting back nausea at the sensation: haha aren’t i hot *gags* anyone want to admit they have a crush on me

[figofswords]

same thing with chokers. look how attractive and cool and punk i look now if you’ll excuse me i need to go take this off right now or i am going to throw up

[madhyanas]

cannot stress enough the importance of having a bucket in your house. a big plastic bucket. helps with housework. helps with morale. get yourself a bucket today

[clusterduck28]

[prisonhannibal]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[anarchocunt]

Romeo and Juliet

[heystephen]

i could not date harry styles because i would have too much fun psychologically torturing his fans that care too much 

[seravph]

2012 was such an insane cultural moment

[seravph]

no but for real . Gangnam style call me maybe riptide we are young . lana releases her first album and changed pop forever . Frank ocean releases his first album . 1D premieres . grimes releases genesis . and the movies. don’t even get me started. the first avengers movie the last twilight movie hunger games the hobbit les mis. like them or hate them they were cultural phenomenons. minecraft was at its peak before it was deemed cringe and before the minecraft renaissance. 2012 was one of the last good years of youtube too . and everyone was rlly into moustaches for whatever reason

[bandicoot]

anyone who was an ugly girl in middle school has incredible social perception now. like no other life experience trains you to spot fake niceness like that

[hatin]

i wonder if i will still use tumblr in 5 years

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

The (un)funny thing about this (seven year old) post is that seven years ago the internet was such that one could reasonably imagine that in 5 years there would be other, better platforms that would make tumblr sort of outdated and cringy. Now the alternatives to tumblr are Corporations Spying On You, Absolute Hellhole Of Discourse Over Tumblr Screenshots, Corporations Spying On You, Tumblr Posts But In Video Form While Corporations And The Chinese Government Spy On You, That Platform You Signed On After The Titty Ban Spread Mass Panic And You Never Used Since, and reddit

[lightoftheseraph]

Having ADHD is like….I have to…work up the energy to watch…a new television show 😩

[valtsv]

please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me

[ratliker1917]

whys a big fucking ship getting stuck in the suez canal and just completely fucking paralyzing one of the world’s most important trade routes so fucking funny to me. what if you had a global system of trade but a fucking fat ass god damn boat just blocked all of it

[uncutgems]

One of the prettiest moments in winter is when the sun starts to come out again in like february/march but it’s still cold but that doesn’t matter because everything feels light and fresh and you walk outside without freezing because the sunshine is warming your face and everything is starting to wake up

[thelucilles]

meghan markle: i don’t understand the disparity in treatment compared to my sister-in-law, who is lovely and a wonderful person btw. all my in-laws are wonderful and they welcomed me to the family it’s the institution itself and the press that i feel victimized by.

prince harry: my dad’s a dick, my family is cuckoo for coco puffs and granny’s on thin fucking ice.

tomorrow’s press (probably): why would meghan markle say all of these horrible things about the royal family. she made the queen cry...

[snorlaxatives]

kinda miss social media in 2012 where the concept of an influencer didn’t exist and everyone was using instagram’s premade filters and posting pictures of random shit like a handful of skittles or an overexposed sunset... those were the days

[bloodbending]

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

[laughingfish]

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

[georgianadarcies]

GILMORE GIRLS, but it’s just the memes