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[iorrik]

Hi. So when the fuck do I get compensated for my shitty childhood?

[lesbiansforjohnnymarr]

[anarchohellenism]

Ah yes, the sexualities: straight, confused, i don’t have to tell you, what are you, a cop? Fuck off, and More ™

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

People are always excited about how ants can lift way more than their bodyweight but I’m not impressed. I can lift dorito crumbs too its not that hard

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

If ants were really strong then they’d be able to grow bigger without being crushed by the weight of their own stupid exoskeleton

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

~oh look at me~ I have hydraulics in my legs but couldnt figure out how to build a functional respiratory system so when I get too big I jsut die

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

I posted this at 4am but i stand by it

[la-laborista-republiko]

[techno-gal-deactivated20191104]

Please do not pass this by without reading it

[nandalorian]

Louder for the people in the back: No sympathy, no quarter, and no mercy

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[boringangel]

A Good Thing To Know!

[vvaterling]

https://www.tribecafilm.com/stories/the-truth-according-to-darren-wilson-a-narrative-ferguson-mike-brown

"The Truth According To Darren Wilson" Directed by Ezra Miller and Sol Guy | Tribeca

This narrative scene was inspired by Darren Wilson's first and only television interview. This film is the premiere of Tribeca's new series

[levourdalak]

He made it with filmmaker and BLM activist Sol Guy and you wouldn’t know from the title, but it’s actually a short film, not a documentary, about Darren Wilson being a fucking liar.

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Tumblr completely erasing the work of a Black activist/artist while simultaneously finding ways to slander an LGBTQ Jewish person at the same time due to literally not bothering to find out what the film was about in the first place? I’m shocked.

[hymn2her]

*oprah voice* so what is the truth

[lilacstilletos]

me, having been ignored for approximately .5 seconds:

[essieincinci]

mood: i want to read a story exactly like one of my favorite stories i’ve read a thousand times but not THAT story because i’ve read it a thousand times and i want to read a new one but it should be exactly like this one.

[heedra]

I’ve Survived Every Bad Day I’ve Ever Had, Motherfucker!!!

[serotnin]

yeah i have a double major in gay and stupid

[moami]

what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck

[c-bassmeow]

[foulserpent]

intellectually its fine for cishet people to refer to their cishet s/o as their ‘partner’ bc it helps normalize the phrase and allows gay/bi people leeway in terms of not outing themselves while also not lying but like. emotionally the toll of someone saying ‘partner’ and meaning her cishet bearded microbrew hipster boyfriend whos into pegging is like. severe

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

Being Gay And Stupid Ruined Oscar Wilde’s Life And By God It Is Going To Ruin Mine Too