oh worm?

not an alcoholic just really like billy idol

[hidekane]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lacapitaine-deactivated20120131]

[terriamon]

[skajador]

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

if u wear cowboy clothes are u ranch dressing

[tylerchokely-deactivated2014081]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

[beryl-waxing]

rami just ran by in front of my car lmfao

[renxiaoyao]

this cryptid 

[note-a-bear]

This is the lucky Rami, reblog in 30 seconds for a year of safe driving

[pyroreo]

nobody nobody nooooooobody…

[unclefather]

[happys-hall-of-horrible-things]

[littlecesarspizzas]

Who wants to play smash

[papajohnpizzas]

Do you realize how fucking stupid you look right now

[crabmandible]

I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

[weepingbird-deactivated20190126]

you: making aalittle thing with clay

the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes 

[logarto]

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

This is better than any found footage horror film ever made

[hotboyproblems]

me: sorry I’m taken

*loud dragon roar in the distance*

me: oh, there’s my boyfriend :)

[tamagotchi]

[sink-anotherdrink-blog]

world record egg took to the streets of tinder to find a bf

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[snorlaxatives]