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This is my favorite video so I drew some stills
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Hey if you're on a gluten free diet and eating expensive gluten free bread and you don't know what to do with the heels (because you don't like them or they're too small for a sandwich or whatever) you can start collecting them in a bag in the freezer and when you've got a sufficient quantity you can turn them into breadcrumbs. You turn them into breadcrumbs by drying them in an oven at 150 degrees Fahrenheit for about 20 minutes then breaking them into little chunks and pulsing them in a blender or food processor. The breadcrumbs can then be stored in the freezer basically indefinitely and used by pulling out the desired quantity and allowing them to return to room temp as needed.
I use breadcrumbs for making meatballs and breading fried food and other such things and it's hard to find g-free breadcrumbs that avoid my other allergens, so this is what I've been doing to get around that for the last few years.
I made a bunch yesterday (two quart bags full of heels converted into a quart of crumbs) when I was doing my standard freezer cleanout routine and it occurred to me that I'd never talked about the breadcrumbs (at five fucking dollars for a small loaf there's no way I'm wasting any of that bread).
Standard freezer cleanout routine:
Turn bread heels into breadcrumbs
Make stock from the bags of veggie and meat trimmings that I save when cooking
Check for any open bags of veggies or fruit that are getting freezer burned; if there are any open bags that are getting freezer burned, make plans to turn the veggies into soup and fruit into pie. (Basically any vegetable can be a 'cream of' soup no matter what has happened to the texture and any nearly any fruit can become a compote - for fruits that aren't good for compotes, like bananas, I consider whether I want to make them into ice cream or use them in a smoothie or thaw them and make quickbreads)
Check for any meats that have been in the freezer a long time, if so rotate them so that the newest frozen meats are toward the back and the oldest are towards the front and *write on a calendar on the fridge* when I will cook them and what I will use them for. If any are getting freezer burned, they become soup.
Easy things to make from your freezer findings:
Cream-of-Whatever soup - good for veggies and chicken. Thaw your freezer-burned ingredient and chop into small pieces (unless it's chicken, in which case you'll shred it after it's cooked in the broth). Sautee some onions and garlic with oil in a large pot (and celery if you want to). Add your freezer-burned veggie (this is good for one type of vegetable, like green beans or spinach or squash, at a time rather than a mix of vegetables) and sautee for a few minutes, then add seasoning to taste (different seasonings work with different veggies but I find that salt, pepper, paprika, bay, and parsley will go well in most freezerburn soups) and heat for a couple more minutes. Add broth or stock if you have it, water if you don't, and bring to a boil. Let boil for thirty minutes then check for flavor and add seasoning/salt as needed. You can use tamari or soy sauce instead of table salt for a stronger umami flavor. Let boil for thirty minutes and check again for flavor. Once you're close to the flavor profile you're aiming for, add half a cup of heavy cream, then reduce by about 25%. If you want to, you can add sour cream for a tarter flavor profile, or you can make a vegetable starch slurry to add for a thicker soup. Check seasoning one last time, serve on its own, use as a casserole ingredient, or serve over rice. If you find cream-of-whatever soups boring, play with the seasonings - adding curry spices to a cream of spinach soup rules. Soup is, literally, what you make of it. Do whatever.
Chili - good for freezer burned meat. Thaw your meat and dice it into approximately half-inch cubes. Coarsely chop two large onions and sautee in oil in a large pot. Add as much minced garlic as your heart desires, and a can or two of diced chilies (or fresh chilies if you've got them) if you want a spicier chili, and heat with the onions until the onions are starting to be translucent. Add your diced or ground meat and brown in the pot with the onions and garlic. Add your chili seasoning if you're using a packaged mix; if you're using your own spices use chili powder, cayenne pepper, paprika, black pepper, white pepper, and cumin, then whatever else sounds good to you (I like to add mushroom powder and I'm heavy-handed with the cayenne and cumin). Add two cans of kidney beans and two cans of pinto beans (unrinsed, keep the fluid), a can of crushed tomatoes, a can of diced tomatoes, and half a can of tomato paste to the pot. Stir until incorporated and bring to a boil over medium heat, stirring occasionally. Reduce to a simmer, test for flavor and adjust seasonings - at this point I usually add tamari or salt (because you're retaining the liquid from the canned beans do NOT add salt before tasting). Allow to simmer for up to an hour to allow the flavors to blend, serve with chopped raw onions and shredded cheese; this will rule if you put it over pasta.
Compote (liquidy, for serving over ice cream or mixing into yogurt) - put frozen fruit into a pot on the stove and add enough water to just cover the fruit, add one to two tablespoons of sugar per cup of frozen fruit. Bring to a boil over medium heat, then turn heat to low and reduce volume of the mixture while stirring frequently.
Pie filling (thick, should set with a gel-like consistency after it cools) - put frozen fruit in a pot and add set a low heat; as fruit thaws, add 3/4 cup of sugar a quarter cup at a time, stirring into the fruit. Add up to a half cup of water as needed to thin the mixture to a stirrable/pourable consistency. Add 1/4 lemon juice - or more for flavor - and bring the contents of a pot to a low boil then remove from heat. If the mixture is too liquidy, you can add a couple teaspoons of a starch slurry to thicken it. Bake in your pie shell and allow to set for a minimum of 4 hours before cutting. (Stir gently at all parts of the process; the fruit will dissolve if stirred too vigorously).
Remember that you can also portion out soups and chilies into individual portions and freeze them for easy future meals that you will then get to rediscover as tasty treats during future freezer cleans.
I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.
the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice
It's October 1st and you know what that means
Time to start taking vitamin d and using my light therapy lamp every morning for the next six months so I don't completely lose it before spring rolls around 🙃
If you too live a stone's throw from the Arctic circle this is your cordial reminder to start taking your vitamin d and dust off your light therapy lamp before the SAD sets in! Vitamin d and light therapy lamps are most effective when you start using them beginning early in the fall, before your SAD gets too bad. Don't let the SAD set in and get too bad, start now!
Well this little post I made over my morning coffee is gaining quite a bit more traction than I expected (which I'm happy for, remember to take your vitamin d!)
Here's a few more reminders for the upcoming winter darkness:
- Vitamin d is fat soluble, meaning you need to consume it with fat for your body to absorb it properly. This is why a lot of vitamin d capsules contain Omega-3 and/or other oils. If you aren't eating or drinking something rich in fat when you take your vitamin d, take it with a spoonful of something like Omega-3 oil. In the Nordics it's popular to have a spoonful of fish oil in the mornings because fish oil is rich in Omega-3, which helps with SAD especially when taken alongside vitamin d.
- Check with a doctor or local healthcare provider what they think is an appropriate amount of vitamin d to take at your latitude. I just found out from my doctor last winter that I wasn't taking nearly enough vitamin d for how far north I am, and she told me to actually quadruple my dose. It sure made a difference and last winter was noticeably less miserable for me.
- When using a light therapy lamp, it's best to try to position it as close to eye level as possible, and ideally around 60cm / 2 feet away from your face.
- Try your best to still go out and be physically active, I promise it really does help with SAD! I know, trust me I know how much harder it is to make yourself go out and still be active when it's so dark and cold and miserable out. But if you make an effort to still go out and meet your friends at a cafe you will feel better. If you still make an effort to move your body you will feel better. Last winter I actually bought a DDR gamepad and got back into DDR so I could still move and get some exercise over the winter. It really does help, I promise!
This doesn't just apply to people near the Arctic Circle, but places where the number of sunny days drops significantly during the winter months due to Winter = All The Rain. I'm looking at you Oregon, Washington, & SW British Columbia. A doctor told me once that she'd never seen an Oregonian who *wasn't* vitamin D deficient.
A Lot Of Germans are vitamin D deficient, too. Guys, we are not nearly as far South as we tend to think. The Gulf Stream is tricking you.
Generally speaking, this country is actually on the same latitude as (southern) Canada, not the US. And at least in North Germany, the sky also has the unfortunate tendency to turn into one greyish-white mass with no chance of sun.
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just one more look at your open wound bro pleaseee i promise i wont be weird this time