thanks, killer. ❤

moony, she/her a queer cryptid™ THIS IS NOT A SPOILER-FREE BLOG

[confirmedbastard-archive]

ya girl is moving her blog ‘cause she’s been on this one for like. ten years now and it’s time for a clean slate and also a tagging system that i haven’t changed six hundred fucking times gflngflkgd. find me @confirmedbastard

[confirmedbastard-archive]

ya girl is moving her blog ‘cause she’s been on this one for like. ten years now and it’s time for a clean slate and also a tagging system that i haven’t changed six hundred fucking times gflngflkgd. find me @confirmedbastard

[confirmedbastard-archive]

ya girl is moving her blog ‘cause she’s been on this one for like. ten years now and it’s time for a clean slate and also a tagging system that i haven’t changed six hundred fucking times gflngflkgd. find me @confirmedbastard

[confirmedbastard-archive]

ya girl is moving her blog ‘cause she’s been on this one for like. ten years now and it’s time for a clean slate and also a tagging system that i haven’t changed six hundred fucking times gflngflkgd. find me @confirmedbastard

[confirmedbastard-archive]

ya girl is moving her blog ‘cause she’s been on this one for like. ten years now and it’s time for a clean slate and also a tagging system that i haven’t changed six hundred fucking times gflngflkgd. find me @confirmedbastard

[confirmedbastard-archive]

ya girl is moving her blog ‘cause she’s been on this one for like. ten years now and it’s time for a clean slate and also a tagging system that i haven’t changed six hundred fucking times gflngflkgd. find me @confirmedbastard

[confirmedbastard-archive]

ya girl is moving her blog ‘cause she’s been on this one for like. ten years now and it’s time for a clean slate and also a tagging system that i haven’t changed six hundred fucking times gflngflkgd. find me @confirmedbastard

[confirmedbastard-archive]

ya girl is moving her blog ‘cause she’s been on this one for like. ten years now and it’s time for a clean slate and also a tagging system that i haven’t changed six hundred fucking times gflngflkgd. find me @confirmedbastard

[confirmedbastard-archive]

ya girl is moving her blog ‘cause she’s been on this one for like. ten years now and it’s time for a clean slate and also a tagging system that i haven’t changed six hundred fucking times gflngflkgd. find me @confirmedbastard

[confirmedbastard-archive]

ya girl is moving her blog ‘cause she’s been on this one for like. ten years now and it’s time for a clean slate and also a tagging system that i haven’t changed six hundred fucking times gflngflkgd. find me @confirmedbastard

[confirmedbastard-archive]

ya girl is moving her blog ‘cause she’s been on this one for like. ten years now and it’s time for a clean slate and also a tagging system that i haven’t changed six hundred fucking times gflngflkgd. find me @confirmedbastard

[confirmedbastard-archive]

ya girl is moving her blog ‘cause she’s been on this one for like. ten years now and it’s time for a clean slate and also a tagging system that i haven’t changed six hundred fucking times gflngflkgd. find me @confirmedbastard

[battlestarpossum-deactivated202]

100% real convo in the ice cream truck

[proton-packs]

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

[randyliedtke]

Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.

[stillhereunfortunately]

but why

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

is this the softcore version of fuck the police

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

When you haven’t saved your file in awhile and suddenly the cursor freezes 

[smilestudy]

IMPORTANT HEADS UP FOR HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS!

There is a company called “Vector” that sends out “work opportunity” letters in the mail for graduating seniors. It’s a scam. They promise a nice $17 an hour for zero experience which should be a red flag. It’s a multi level marketing scheme that preys on kids trying to make money for college and it’s gross. If you get one of these letters in the mail, just toss it in the recycle. Some of you may have heard of this or have already received one of these in the mail, but I just wanted to post about it just in case!

[pissvortex]

they did this shit to me too but they had no information about the company anywhere on the flyers and the website for applying was just a google form which should have been a red flag but basically they wait until you fill out the google form and then reveal that they are Vector Marketing. their scheme is they make you buy like $100+ worth of knives and tell you to sell them all to your family members in exchange for a cut of the profit. i ignored them once i found out but they started like sending flyers to my mom somehow

[dingdongyouarewrong]

here’s a list of similar multilevel marketing scams! notable ones are itworks, amway, lularoe, herbalife, scentsy, younique, monat, beachbody, mary kay, and more. you might even see some of your peers advertising for them on facebook or instagram, but always remember to google the companies’ income disclosure statements. you’ll quickly find a solid 95% or so make no money from these schemes at all, and about 90% actually lose money. be careful y’all!

[coyotesmokebreak]

Yeah vector marketing tried to get me back in 2014 🙄