Hubris, Heresay, Hedonism

Multimuse rp blog for Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss. side blog to jeff-the-gnome-king. NSFW themes so 18 +! Cannon, OC, and crossover friendly!~ Mun is 30!!! Please check pinned post or Header for my Active List of Muses. Minors for the love of sweet zombie jesus DNI. I WILL block you. Current Event: None

[sinnerxroulette]

Notice

Updated (11/23/25)

If we aren’t friends I will NOT do:

Prestablished relationships (outside canon).

Kid /Babysitting threads

And even if we are friends I will NOT tolerate:

My muse being talked at.

Being dragged into any personal oc x canon or canon x canon character ship if I play one of those characters without warning.

For Example:

Say Your Character is talking to my Alastor and says they’re dating Al/have dated Al. But you and I do not have any ship going on between my Alastor and Your Character.

It puts me in a weird position where I think you are trying to force me to go along with this ship idea out of nowhere. I don’t appreciate it.

Canon Muses Available:

Hell Elite: Mammon  Stolas  Lucifer  Charlie  Vassago  Satan

Overlords: Alastor  Rosie  Vox  Velvette

Sinners: Angel Dust  Arackniss  Husk

Misc: Angel!Sir Pentious   Abel    Vaggi   Wally Wackford   

OCs Available:

Cherub    Carl    Lucio   Niko

Mobile Friendly OC Bio Link: oc-muses

[hazbinsandweirdos]

@sinnerxroulette Niko "I'll throw $1000 down a nice date.~" The zebra spider grins sharply

Pierre held his composure but he wanted to run the minute he realized, not only was Feliz bidding but now Niko, the guy he had drugged and robbed, was bidding on him!

He didn't know if this was a coincidence or if he had just volunteered to sell himself off to his enemies but he was checking the crowd for anyone else he recognized now.

Seemed it was just the two for now but he was determined, not to be contractually obligated to go anywhere near Feliz, for any amount of time and so, before any winners were named, Pierre looked over the list of bids and wrote an extra zero next to Nikos.

He could handle the zebra spider being mad at him but he was already starting to panic, just thinking about Feliz winning.

When the time came for the winner to be announced, Pierre slid up next to Niko and grinned innocently. "Did you ever figure out what I do for a living?" He mused, trying to make light of the situation before the other found out, how much he was actually paying for this date.

[hazbinsandweirdos]

"Either it is the worst luck or I'm the luckiest man in Hell but the ladder is extremely unlikely. I don't believe in coincidences, that's how you wind up dead." Not that he really cared at this point if he did wind up dead. He really had very little left to lose.

"You keep saying we're even but I've never met a man that actually meant that so, forgive me if I don't trust you. I have been stabbed, shot and a guy tried to drown me because we were 'even'." So, yes, it was exhausting to be paranoid but Pierre had learned to be from years of dealing in the social circles of Hell he always wound up in.

"You don't survive down here without making enemies so, either you're new to Hell or you have enemies and you just don't know it yet."

[sinnerxroulette]

"I have enemies. And I also mean what I say to you. Believe me, or don't. Your choice."

He wasn't surprised to hear that many had tried to kill the Frenchman.........

Niko starts walking down the street once more, in the direction he'd been originally going. Which, unfortunately, was the same direction the overpriced coffee place was as well. So if Pierre was indeed headed there, he'd have to go that way too.

"Also not my problem."

He ran a hand through his hair, already emotionally exhausted despite his coffee. He chugs a large gulp of it, hoping to perk up again quickly. Maybe it was HIS bad luck and not Pierre's that made them run into one another again?

Niko darted his eyes about, half expecting to see Feliz pop around a corner and try to hire him to set Pierre up again. Or something equally dramatic. It was like the circumstances of his death were chasing him to get the merc again- he would NOT die his second death because of someone else's relationship shit! NO-!

[sinnerxroulette]

"Loser buys dinner."

(Pierre at Niss! I think they should spar lol)

"Oh, so you'll be buyin' the dinner this time then. Fine by me.~"

@hazbinsandweirdos

[hazbinsandweirdos]

"Eager to please I see~" He teased as he leaned in to give the other a kiss, enjoying the show.

"Good." The flea uttered against the others lips.

"...That is how toys should behave."

Pierre was really enjoying this, actually. He could never get into being in charge with anyone else, it was always work but with Arackniss, this was fun.

He liked the look in the others eyes and the others obedience. He couldn't say if he could do this a lot but right now, he was fighting the urge to jump the spider and end the game right here but he had already planned the evening so, he had to be patient as much as the other had to be. And Arackniss was going to learn all about patience tonight.

"Mmm...you just keep doing what you're doing but you aren't allowed to finish without me." He noted with a purr as he straightened himself though his lower hands never left the spiders face, wanting to keep those eyes on him as the other continued.

[sinnerxroulette]

Well. This was getting hotter than he expected it to. Not just Pierre taking charge, but specifically how the Frenchman was ordering Arackniss around.....

......this was proving to be a night of discovery, it seemed.

Niss didn't ruminate on it too much, or at all, too caught up in enjoying the moment to care. He'd just hum against his partner's lips, grin coming lazy and wide when the other pulled away once more.

Multiple eyes stayed locked on the flea as his hands kept working himself up. Movements slow and deliberate to draw out his build up and show off. Waiting to see what cam next.

[remnantsouls]

"Hmm do I wanna dye my fluff a nice jet black..mayhaps a blonde?" Anything to stop being asked if he was related to THE BIGGEST PORNSTAR IN HELL!

[sinnerxroulette]

"Just monopolize instead! People will pay big bucks even for Bootleg Angel Dust to give them in the nuts!~"

[remnantsouls]

"...Cherub I am actively dating Angel, it's friggen weird when people think we're related, not to mention really a boner killer..." A hand wave. "Besides you already have the market covered on bootleg AngelDust~"

[sinnerxroulette]

"Well, you aren't wrong there.~"

He laughs

"But really, people are stupid. You got white fur? Angel Dust! Even if you aren't even as tall as 'im and don't look a damn thing like him besides that!~"

[remnantsouls]

"... Yeah you'd think the lack of pink and the weird bent legs would clue them on.. but nope., white spider... must be related.."

"... Just gets a bit old... Pah sorry you had to hear me bitchin"

[sinnerxroulette]

"'S fine. People admit shit to me all the time. Whores and bartenders, the poor man's therapists!~"

He just laughs.

[sinnerxroulette]

@avispatr

"You just don't know how to have fun!~"

[avispatr]

" If you thought deeply into the subject you would understand. If one were to tally the amount of creatures with teeth one would come to the inevitable conclusion that some teeth are not designed for killing, and even for the mightiest predators to risk one's teeth is a risk not worth taking when other options are present.

Unless you are a crocodile, but even then I would argue it is the jaws that create the true damage, thus proving my point for blunt force."

[sinnerxroulette]

"Well said.....for a guy with no teeth. Of course you'd argue it like that.~"

He was not taking this seriously at all-

[remnantsouls]

"Hmm do I wanna dye my fluff a nice jet black..mayhaps a blonde?" Anything to stop being asked if he was related to THE BIGGEST PORNSTAR IN HELL!

[sinnerxroulette]

"Just monopolize instead! People will pay big bucks even for Bootleg Angel Dust to give them in the nuts!~"

[remnantsouls]

"...Cherub I am actively dating Angel, it's friggen weird when people think we're related, not to mention really a boner killer..." A hand wave. "Besides you already have the market covered on bootleg AngelDust~"

[sinnerxroulette]

"Well, you aren't wrong there.~"

He laughs

"But really, people are stupid. You got white fur? Angel Dust! Even if you aren't even as tall as 'im and don't look a damn thing like him besides that!~"

[sinnerxroulette]

@avispatr

"You just don't know how to have fun!~"

[remnantsouls]

"Hmm do I wanna dye my fluff a nice jet black..mayhaps a blonde?" Anything to stop being asked if he was related to THE BIGGEST PORNSTAR IN HELL!

[sinnerxroulette]

"Just monopolize instead! People will pay big bucks even for Bootleg Angel Dust to give them in the nuts!~"

[sinnerxroulette]

"Teeth. Teeth are the best weapon.~"

[rpmemes-galore]

send me   ‘ kisses ‘   and i’ll generate a number for how / where my muse kisses yours

add   ‘reverse’  to the ask for the positions to be reversed

1. a kiss to the palm

2. a peck on the lips

3. a sad kiss goodbye

4. a peck on the cheek

5. a kiss on an old scar

6. a kiss to the knuckles

7. a kiss to the forehead

8. a kiss on a healing bruise

9. an excited kiss as a reunion 

10. a kiss to the top of the head

11. a kiss on a bandaged wound

12. a stolen kiss somewhere public

13. a sleepy kiss in the early morning 

14. a deep, passionate kiss on the lips

15. a kiss goodnight after a date gone well

16. a desperate kiss to your wounded muse

17. and awkward kiss after a date gone wrong

18. a lot of laughing, little kisses across the face

19. a kiss on the shoulder while hugging from behind 

20. a gentle kiss while slow-dancing together in the dark

[sinnerxroulette]

Niko let his phone screen go black and simply listened in the near darkness as the imp shuffled around. The lack of returning gun fire, or even of the other's phone screen lighting up told the merc that the imp was either hiding whether he had either item, or he had lost one if not both along the way.

With the way that the mobster was already saying not to shoot and that they had to work together made Nico pretty confidant that the elder demon had lost his gun, at the very least.

....Or it was trap to make him respond and thus reveal his location.

Decisions, decisions.

"......it wasn't personal, old man. I got paid ta do a job, not my fault someone was willin' ta pay good money for yer demise. Or that old subways in Hell are apparently super fragile....."

A beat and then Nico was turning on the flashlight function of his phone, turning it so the light pointed upwards to the ceiling and didn't blind either of them. Allowing the two to get a half decent look at one another for the first time.

"But the pay definitely isn't good enough to deal with this sorta shit. I won't kill you if we can get outta here."

He agrees. The client would just have to eat his security fee and deal with it.

[hazbinned]

Crimson squinted at the sudden influx of light, shielding his face with his arm while his eyes adjusted.

And then he finally looked at Niko for the first time.

A spider, huh? White, black, with rows of blue eyes. Too many eyes for any honest person to have, really, and skull-shaped markings on his face.

Interesting. Almost like the guy was meant to be an assassin.

"Yeah, well, I take it personally," Crimson growled, and started walking toward him. He didn't have his gun, so he knew how vulnerable he was in this moment. Anything the other said could be a ploy to get his guard down-- Crimson could be dead in seconds.

That was why he had to play it cool. If he didn't act afraid, it might calm the hitman down. Worth a shot, anyway.

"Why would ya take such a screwball job?" Crimson snapped. "I've got loads more money than that bozo could ever pay you. In fact, I will offer to double it if we get out of here, and triple it if you tell me who it was and where to find them."

He stopped in front of him and stuck his hand out.

"What's your name, Greedy?"

[sinnerxroulette]

The zebra spider can practically feel the imp taking in the appearance Hell had "gifted" him after death. A sort of stare that so many had thrown his way, he could recognize it even in the low light.

All told, Niko couldn't complain too much. The multiple arms were handy, pun intended, and his intense looks just helped with his intimidation factor.

He could do without the zebra hooves, though. He missed having regular feet.

"....I'm Niko. And sorry, but I ain't a snitch about clients..."

Funny thing a demon literally from the Greed Ring calling him 'greedy'. He smirks lightly in amusement at the thought as he cautiously shakes Crimson's hand. Half expecting it to be a ploy, but he's also willing to return the 'friendly' gesture since he himself was calling truce too.

And the older man DID walk out into the open, seemingly, unarmed. Guy was ballsy, the merc would give him that.

"....you'll just have to figure out who put you here for yourself."

[sinnerxroulette]

"Buying him something would definitely help with the apology, yeah."

Velvette agrees with a light hum, shrugging a shoulder. Mouth quirking to the side in relief amusement as the doll watches the TV demon get a mood upswing. Finally starting to think proactively, even if it was at low hanging fruit, like she was used to Vox being. This was the turning point she wanted to see!

"And I'll accept you buying me something, too. But no flashy tech! It's gotta be, y'know! Sweet! Show that you care!"

A pause of thought. And then-

"And maybe BDSM related, for Val. Maybe." She adds. Humming as she thought,

[angelsandemons]

Vox perked up more when she agreed with the idea. There were defintely plenty of things he could think of for Val, but Velvette? She was a bit more difficult. 'Something sweet' immediately made him think of candy or pastries, but maybe that was a bit too literal...

"Wait BDSM—?"

"OH, for Val. Yeah, yeah I'll come up with something. But for you...fuck, do you even like sweets?"

"I can't buy you clothes or jewelry because you already make all the best ones in Hell."

[sinnerxroulette]

There's an inelegant snort when Velvette sees that split second reaction of Vox thinking she wanted BDSM gear from HIM as an 'I'm sorry' gift- GOD NO!

But thankfully he catches up and she just shakes her lightly.

Idiot. But he was her idiot.

"For me, I want an entirely different gift that'll cost you: Your time.~"

She starts, smiling at him with a cat smile.

[sinnerxroulette]

"Loser buys dinner."

(Pierre at Niss! I think they should spar lol)

"Oh, so you'll be buyin' the dinner this time then. Fine by me.~"

@hazbinsandweirdos

[hazbinsandweirdos]

Pierre stifled a laugh at the wiggle of the others brows then shook his head.

"Hmm..you're not done until I say you're done." He reminded the other as he ran his hand back through the spiders hair.

Being hard was the goal but Pierre was enjoying this little power trip for the moment and wanted to see how much the other could take. He did say he was going to ruin him so, he had to push him a little.

[sinnerxroulette]

A rough purr out of Arackniss at the hair petting, husky from situation.

Not done yet, huh? He could work with that.

His stroking would continue, slow and deliberate. Putting on a show just as much as he was stimulating himself. Another hand getting in on the action as he kept going.

[hazbinsandweirdos]

@sinnerxroulette Niko "I'll throw $1000 down a nice date.~" The zebra spider grins sharply

Pierre held his composure but he wanted to run the minute he realized, not only was Feliz bidding but now Niko, the guy he had drugged and robbed, was bidding on him!

He didn't know if this was a coincidence or if he had just volunteered to sell himself off to his enemies but he was checking the crowd for anyone else he recognized now.

Seemed it was just the two for now but he was determined, not to be contractually obligated to go anywhere near Feliz, for any amount of time and so, before any winners were named, Pierre looked over the list of bids and wrote an extra zero next to Nikos.

He could handle the zebra spider being mad at him but he was already starting to panic, just thinking about Feliz winning.

When the time came for the winner to be announced, Pierre slid up next to Niko and grinned innocently. "Did you ever figure out what I do for a living?" He mused, trying to make light of the situation before the other found out, how much he was actually paying for this date.

[hazbinsandweirdos]

His fur raised with agitation as the other called him princess. He wasn't opposed to people calling him that but he was usually fucking the person doing it and the last person, gave him a penthouse that he currently missed.

"Oh yes, because I like my coffee to taste like coffee, I must drink a gallon of syrup. Idiot." He shot back with disdain as he let the other take his coffee back. It wasn't good enough to fight over, anyway.

"No, actually, I don't but it doesn't really matter because I doubt you live around here so, what the fuck are you doing here? Do you want the money you lost lastnight back so badly, you're following me now?" It wouldn't be the first guy to do it. Feliz had been holding his loss against him for years and it was the wasps own doing!

As he continued on with the question, Pierres attention turned to the person walking toward them and with a quick once over, he reached out and snatched their money clip from their pocket, slipping it into his fluff as they passed by. Someone had to pay for breakfast and it wasn't going to be him.

"Unlike you, I don't kill people so, you're going to be waiting a while."

[sinnerxroulette]

Niko simply gives the Frenchman a deadpan look at, once again, being accused of wanting to take some sort of revenge or harm. Which, again, he couldn't blame Pierre for assuming. But Niko also hadn't done a damn thing to actually make the other man suspect these things.

Aside from just be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

He sips his coffee as the flea pickpockets some random shmuck passing them by, only raising a brow at the action. Little thief.

"It must be super exhausting to be so paranoid and pretend you have any high horse to be on. You sound like you should switch to decafe."

He snorts softly, tone sarcastic.

"And like I said; we're even. Not my fault you got shit luck enough to lose your sugar daddy and run into me again the next day."

[sinnerxroulette]

Feathers ruffle even as Stolas remains still otherwise. All four eyes open once more as the magic started to activate, the dethroned prince still able to feel the potency. The age of the mystical miasma condensing itself together into a.....a glass piece.

When it's handed over to him, he takes it without fear. Gripping it with no fear about getting cut by the edges or not. His thumb rubs against the smooth glass almost absently; this was it. A useful tool to help him tip the scales back finally.....

..........hopefully he wouldn't fuck things up. Again......

"I will use it and return it to you when the time comes."

Stolas verbally agrees with a nod, to complete the...ritual? Transaction? It felt like both at the same time.

"....are you alright....?" He follows up with a slightly more casual tone, eyeing the way the other was leaning over now with concern.

[keeperofquestions]

Duedephelon, now fully leaning against his cane as if he would collapse at any moment otherwise, hoisted himself up, grasping the handle and stone topper firmly as he hunched over it before settling back down into his seat. He seemed worn and weary and for a moment the flash of an ethereal chain was seen about his neck. "Thine concern is appreciated, but I assure thee there is naught to be done of it. I shall recover in due time."

He rocked his head back gently with his eyes closed. the one good plume on the left side of his forehead twitching to contrast the damaged lame one. With his 'hair' dropping back it was easier to see that damage went down his neck as well and possibly further- a remnant of whatever had happened to him. "My deepest apologies, good sir. I simply need a moment's rest."

[sinnerxroulette]

Once more his feathers are ruffling up as he watches Duedephelon settling into his chair, sees that ominous spangle of light wrapping around the young steward's throat. And then the rest of his......damage...? Lack of recovery from....whatever had left Phel in his current state....

".....you have nothing to apologize for......I....."

His hands hover, unsure what to do. What to say. How to help. If it'd be even welcome, since they were virtually strangers. Stolas didn't want to be insensitive, or overbearing either. All of his education, his knowledge, and he was still....such a fucking failure when it came to other people...

Dammit.

Eventually he settles for carefully putting the glass shard away and sitting down besides the other male. Set on remaining there until he recovered his strength.

".......I hope I can help you, too...." He mutters quietly.

[hazbinsandweirdos]

@sinnerxroulette Niko "I'll throw $1000 down a nice date.~" The zebra spider grins sharply

Pierre held his composure but he wanted to run the minute he realized, not only was Feliz bidding but now Niko, the guy he had drugged and robbed, was bidding on him!

He didn't know if this was a coincidence or if he had just volunteered to sell himself off to his enemies but he was checking the crowd for anyone else he recognized now.

Seemed it was just the two for now but he was determined, not to be contractually obligated to go anywhere near Feliz, for any amount of time and so, before any winners were named, Pierre looked over the list of bids and wrote an extra zero next to Nikos.

He could handle the zebra spider being mad at him but he was already starting to panic, just thinking about Feliz winning.

When the time came for the winner to be announced, Pierre slid up next to Niko and grinned innocently. "Did you ever figure out what I do for a living?" He mused, trying to make light of the situation before the other found out, how much he was actually paying for this date.

[hazbinsandweirdos]

He watched the other as he continued on his way. He still needed coffee though the unfortunate side, was that the only coffee shop he considered decent was in the same direction.

"As if I was going to tell you." The flea scoffed, almost insulted the spider would think he was stupid enough to divulge any kind of information to the other.

"Besides, how would I know, you live around here? It's not as if you have a massive neon sign, above your apartment that says 'Niko lives here! Don't move to this neighborhood!'" He hung up his phone as he caught up to the other, eyes narrowed up at the zebra spider.

"It's a likely fucking story."

The flea swiped the spiders coffee, taking a swig before wrinkling his nose. It wasn't good but at this point, he'd drink out of an ashtray if it meant the hangover would go away. For now though it was just holding him over until he was murdered or made it the two blocks to the good coffee.

"If you lived here, you would know where the good coffee is. This tastes like dish water." And given the neighborhood, it wasn't exactly impossible that it was.

[sinnerxroulette]

Niko sighs and hands up his own phone when Pierre does what he was dreading and heads right over. Obviously still thinking, somehow, that Niko was actually trying to kill him or something.

.....Or the Frenchman just wanted to find more reasons to yell at him. Either way, it was starting to give the zebra spider a headache.

"That dish water IS the good coffee."

Comes the annoyed reply, Niko reaching to take his drink back from the audacious flea. His patience beginning to thin on this twink that was obviously used to getting some sort of princess treatment.

"But you probably think the overpriced swill sold two blocks up is 'the good coffee,' huh princess?"

Niko snorts softly,

"I bet your favorite drink order is like a paragraph long too."

[sinnerxroulette]

"Loser buys dinner."

(Pierre at Niss! I think they should spar lol)

"Oh, so you'll be buyin' the dinner this time then. Fine by me.~"

@hazbinsandweirdos

[hazbinsandweirdos]

Pierre grinned as the spider got the idea, not really sure how much more obvious he could be, outside telling the man outright, which wasn't really as fun as this.

"That's it~" He chuckled, holding the others face in his hands to keep his eyes on him, all the while, taking notes for next time he decided to do this.

"You're being so good for me~." He praised the other gently as he stroked his cheeks with his thumbs.

[sinnerxroulette]

Oh yeah, he was being very good.~

Niss just waggles his eyebrows in 'reply', eyes going hooded as he looked up at Pierre. Using two hands now as he fondled himself, and soon enough he was erect. Movements slowing down now that he'd reached his goal.