You Touch the Llama You Die

Hello. I am an illustrator/graphic artist/roleplayer.

[sinny-bun]

I also discovered that our office fridge has no ketchup, but it’s okay because there’s three large bottles of yellow mustard in there.

[sinny-bun]

Pretty much all the professors have called off because it’s the day before Thanksgiving, so here I am...only person in the office...scrolling through Tumblr.

[hebizuki]

Sip sip sip #hognose #snake #snek #reptiblr

[kaydeekrunk]

Someone call the cops. This is too cute to be legal.

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

@dgraymen

[julymarte]

[julymarte]

julymarte:

i know i have a couple of commissions on hold but at the moment i have few time to dedicate to them but i stuill really need money ç_ç so please  even if you can’t afford it help me share

you can contact me via pm or at this email address [email protected]

(tagging some of my fandoms but your OCs or gemsonas are fine too if provided with reference!)

[julymarte]

PLEASE I’M REALLY IN NEED

[sinny-bun]

Reblogging for my followers.  Commission MeiMei!

[julymarte]

[julymarte]

julymarte:

tfw you’re poor and need money but the other people who’s supposed to buy tour stuff is poor too

you can contact me via private messages or on my emeil [email protected]

please it’s a serious thing every little  thing help…i had to spend 200 euros for my dentist and i’m really in need now… i know 200 might be a small amount of money for those who had a job but i study and struggle finding one

[sinny-bun]

I told them to be light on the chocolate with this mocha.  I take a drink and it’s like I just squeezed a mouthful of chocolate syrup in my mouth.

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

[dayst-ffxiv]

A nice reference list for those that can’t just think of what word they are looking for. But remember that using “said” isn’t a bad thing. “Said” is universal and versatile and each of these words have their own meaning, so it isn’t always interchangeable.

[talefoundry]

And remember, “said” is invisible to the audience. You may notice it as a writer, but the reader rarely will. If you swap it out for some fancy term like “cajoled,” though? Well now you’re calling attention to a diegetic, authorial detail, which could actually break the immersion. These are great alternatives to be aware of—especially for dialogue beats—but remember: sometimes simplest is best.

[siderealscribblings]

SAID IS NOT DEAD. WHEN YOU DRESS UP EVERY SINGLE AUTHORIAL DETAIL WITH FANCY DESCRIPTORS YOUR READERS FOCUS MORE ON THE WORDS YOU USE TO DESCRIBE WHAT THE CHARACTERS ARE SAYING RATHER THAN WHAT THEY’RE ACTUALLY SAYING IT SLOWS DOWN DIALOGUE; USE THESE SPARINGLY

[sinny-bun]

I haven’t been on Tumblr in ages and all these things, I don’t know what to do.

[outofcontextdnd]

If the GM ships it, it’s canon.

The GM (via outofcontextdnd)

[outofcontextdnd]

15 minutes into dungeons and chill when she gives you that look and you turn to stone

[outofcontextdnd]

"Your attempt to seduce the orc succeeds, resulting in a long kiss that completely horrifies everyone around you."

[outofcontextdnd]

I’m so overwhelmed, please knock me out again.

The party’s Cleric (via outofcontextdnd)

[tailscore-deactivated20170319]

this is the most dramatic fox picture ive ever seen im still laughing about this

[kotanchik]

[comfortness]

Nom.

[cybergata]

[weepingxdevil]

MY HEART

[sondermichaelis-deactivated2018]

@queenswatchcat

[adorably-confused]

According to my ASL teacher, we don’t say dragon in sign language. we say “spicy dinosaur” and I think thats beautiful. 

[rated-d-deactivated20230109]

Well, that’s pretty accurate! 

[askclint]

That’s…that’s pretty much it, yeah.

[safetytank]

[elef-misia]