Hello everyone, my name is Cait and I mainly blog about Criminal Minds. I use she/her pronouns but in all honestly I do not care, if you use the wrong pronouns I will not be offended!
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I make bad edits on TikTok but my first love is writing, however… I don’t have a very good imagination and my best writing comes from prompts so my requests are always open. You can find a google docs (or you can submit an ask) if you wish to give me a request. I’ve only written about Spencer but I’m open to writing about any cm character (pls don’t make me write about Rossi or Gideon). If you use my google form PLS make sure you include all triggers you have and pronouns you want to be used - i want to be thorough :)
I started a spreadsheet ranking every episode/season of criminal minds so if you’re into reviews/commentary/general opinions about the show check it out below. I spend a crazy amount of time doing the stats infographics so please show it some love <3
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After seeing this TikTok I decided to do my own Criminal Minds rankings per season. With 4 categories with the ability to gain 5 points per category, each episode is ranked out of 20. Categories include:
How well the BAU worked together
How well written/fleshed out the unsub is (regardless of if you feel bad for them, if they're particularly scary or unsettling etc)
How well written the plot is or how interesting I found it
Finally, a chance for any of the characters to earn up to 5 bonus points.
From this I award the best episode from the season and the highest scoring character, as well as (imo) the worst episode and the lowest scoring character. If you disagree, let me know your thoughts! There is no favouritism from the characters and season to season the highest scoring character does differ but it's interesting to see who I think contributes most to episodes on a season to season basis!
Would you be interested in taking part in a google form to share your thoughts & opinions?
A lot of you voted 'yes' to sharing your thoughts so here it is! Click here to go to my google form to share your opinions.
The beginning of the form asks questions about you - this is to gather data and find any trends amongst different groups. I will be making infographics (as seen on the rankings) based on this information. You do not have to answer these questions if you do not want to, and all responses are anonymous.
Please answer honestly and give me as much detail as you have time to!
After seeing this TikTok I decided to do my own Criminal Minds rankings per season. With 4 categories with the ability to gain 5 points per category, each episode is ranked out of 20. Categories include:
How well the BAU worked together
How well written/fleshed out the unsub is (regardless of if you feel bad for them, if they're particularly scary or unsettling etc)
How well written the plot is or how interesting I found it
Finally, a chance for any of the characters to earn up to 5 bonus points.
From this I award the best episode from the season and the highest scoring character, as well as (imo) the worst episode and the lowest scoring character. If you disagree, let me know your thoughts! There is no favouritism from the characters and season to season the highest scoring character does differ but it's interesting to see who I think contributes most to episodes on a season to season basis!
Would you be interested in taking part in a google form to share your thoughts & opinions?
omg I was literally about to send you a message about how Spencer would react to finding out about your nipple piercings like baby Spence vs season 7 vs like season 13 I think he would be so obsessed
needed some blurbs, also these aren't meant to be linked
SEASON ONE REID
You're sure this is the first time Spencer's been with someone sexually. You always thought he was inexperienced, most because his nerves about kissing you carried on through all your kisses. It's confirmed, in your mind, because he won't let his hands stray.
He's attracted to girls, that much is obvious from the hard length in his pants, but he's so polite, and you're guessing, a virgin.
So you give him the push he needs, placing your hands on the back of his palms and slipping them under your shirt. He sighs against your lips, getting the hint and finally doing what he wants: letting his hands roam over your skin.
When he gets to your boobs, what you know he's been waiting for, he feels over the cup of your bra and piercings, which he's surprised about.
He pulls back, frowning at you like something's wrong. Showing rather than telling, you pull your shirt over your head and unclip your bra, cupping your boobs to show them off.
"Wow." He stammers, red-faced. "I didn't know you..."
"Got my nipples pierced?" You fill in, loving how innocent he is despite the dirty thoughts you have about each other. "What do you think?"
You know from his slack jaw and figurative droll. "G-good." He answers. "Seductive."
"Wanna touch them?" You offer.
He jumps at the chance like he's forgotten he gets to touch you. Like he's going to break you, he touches the metal and your nipples harden. You place your hands over his, putting a little more pressure on your nipples, pressure he wasn't going to put without prompting.
"So, do you like?" You ask, but the answer is obvious.
He looks up at you with those big brown eyes, clouded by lust and nods. "A lot."
Something tells you this isn't the first time he's going to gawk at your chest.
SEASON 7 REID
Oddly, it's not late when you finally get to your rooms for the night. Something tells you it has to do with Hotch's new frequent caller, but you're not going to push it, and risk the reasonable amount of sleep you've started getting.
The BAU's budget is also looking more positive, like the rest of everyone's lives seem to be, and it's down to the fact Spencer and you no longer need or want your own hotel rooms.
You've not been together for an extensive amount of time, but the team knew pretty much immediately. Spencer would claim it's because they're world-class profilers, but you know it's because he can't keep his eyes off you.
You quickly strip off for bed for the night, putting on a tank and some boy shorts while he brushes his teeth. He stops on the carpet when he comes out of the bathroom and gives your body the once over.
"What? Since when?" He asks, voice higher pitched than usual as he looks directly at your tits.
"Eyes up here, Reid." You joke.
He walks over, wasting no time holding your waist so he can pull your tank tighter and see your piercings. "How did I not know this?" He asks, stumped.
"Because you've been far too impatient to take my top off any of the times we've had sex." You remind him with a laugh.
He nods, hands moving upwards to toy with the piercings. "I can't help it. You're so hot, but I would have if I knew they were this perfect."
He pulls back to check his watch and you're wondering how the time could be more important than him awing over your body. "What?" You ask.
"Just checking we have enough time to have sex." He explains, before revealing his findings. "We do."
You chuckle, grinning at him. "Alright, but in the shower. Kill two birds with one stone and all of that."
SEASON 13 REID
Spencer, in the bedroom, isn't what you expect. Without speaking to him, he oozes confidence- it's a mix of his height and stance- and talking to him, he's a little more awkward, but you've always found it incredibly endeering. In the bedroom, though, he's much more in control, like sex is something he has done before and similar to a lot of other things in his life, perfected.
He's leaning over you on his couch, movie night abandoned in favor of making out with you. It's been a few dates of makeout sessions, like you're teenagers, but it's yet to get this heated.
His fingers play with the hem of your shirt, but he doesn't want to go too far without permission, so he slides his tongue out of your mouth and removes his lips from yours, leaving a salvia trail between you.
"Can I?" He asks, and you nod in response. It's not enough for him. "Words, baby. Let me hear you say it."
As if he couldn't get any hotter. "Touch me, Spencer." You beg.
That does it for him, and with a small groan, his big palms glide under your shirt. Expectedly, he stops at the metal on your nipples, and he confirms what he thinks is going on by pulling down your bra cups and touching your piercings without a barrier.
"Surprised?" You tease his stilled reaction, pleased with yourself.
"Pleasantly." He agrees, flicking the piercing to determine if it'll hurt you. It doesn't, in fact, it only makes you moan. "Now it's my turn to surprise you." He decides.
You scoff, shaking your head. "I'm not going to be surprised when you fuck me better than anyone has in my life. I can already tell that." You inform him. It's true. The way he pays attention to your body, even just as you make out is a telltale indicator.
"Okay, then I'm going to prove it to you." He decides, leaning his weight back on his knees, so he can lower himself enough for his lips to reach your stomach, and let the proving begin.
Emily: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Hotch: Emily, no.
Reid: Mistlefoe.
Hotch: Please stop encouraging her.
i'm rewatching criminal minds right now (at the end of season 4) and reading your rankings was so much fun. i always love to see people's commentary on the eps and i'd love to see your full commentary!!
ps seven seconds is one of the best episodes they've ever done. that episode literally haunts me.
Oh my goodness I’m so glad you thought so! I literally saw that tiktok linked in the main post and I was like I HAVE TO do this as well. I started the spreadsheet half way through season 12 and when I finished the show I started rewatching immediately to get a ranking for each season!
Once I’ve done all the seasons im going to try and do like a stats sheet and I’m such a nerd that even thinking about that excites me so much.
I’m definitely going to do a commentary post for my top 5 fav and least fav episodes but can definitely post my full comments for what’s on the spreadsheet as well.
Thank u so much for being so nice I wasn’t sure if anyone else would care 🤣 I’m also thinking of making an opinions google form to get other peoples thoughts!
After seeing this TikTok I decided to do my own Criminal Minds rankings per season. With 4 categories with the ability to gain 5 points per category, each episode is ranked out of 20. Categories include:
How well the BAU worked together
How well written/fleshed out the unsub is (regardless of if you feel bad for them, if they're particularly scary or unsettling etc)
How well written the plot is or how interesting I found it
Finally, a chance for any of the characters to earn up to 5 bonus points.
From this I award the best episode from the season and the highest scoring character, as well as (imo) the worst episode and the lowest scoring character. If you disagree, let me know your thoughts! There is no favouritism from the characters and season to season the highest scoring character does differ but it's interesting to see who I think contributes most to episodes on a season to season basis!
Would you be interested in taking part in a google form to share your thoughts & opinions?
