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Tear you apart // Severus x reader (smut)
You are the herbology assistant who organises the potion's plant stock. Tension grows between you and it breaks at the yule ball
This is a short story based on the song Tear you apart by She want's revenge. Inspired by an edit by Jxschysed!ts, it is so good
(Written with she/her pronouns)
An Interest in Ghorman // Krennic x Reader. Chapter 1
Heya this is the first part in a story between Orson Krennic and the child of Dasi Oran
great ideas for self-insert fics!
boromir x reader where you accidentally shot the third arrow
modern au: you take a vacation on a farm where you meet aragorn. he’s a horse (sfw)
you (female reader) are on your second date with eowyn. she moves in with you the next day
you’re in a playful argument with dwalin that gets more and more heated with every minute. just as you think he’s going to make out with you, he knocks you out and leaves
you’re having a picnic with merry. you ask him to give you an apple from the basket and he accidentally throws it at your head, killing you instantly
bilbo asks you out but you refuse because he looks like martin freeman
legolas x reader, au where he tops
modern au: you and bofur meet through facebook and he uses the ;) emoji in every message
the goblin king x reader, shrek au
gandalf x reader, fifty shades of grey au
thorin x reader, au where thorin knows what sex is
gollum x reader where you’re the ring (nsfw)
Sauron x reader, you’re Middle Earth’s best makeup artist and Sauron wants extension lashes. Not an AU (pro: he’s only got one eye. Con: he has no eyelid and everything’s on fire and you can’t get the glue to work).
Ori x reader x Shelob, Ori wants to teach you how to knit. Shelob wants to learn how to do a cable stitch in a web. You don’t know who you want more.
Tom Bombadil x reader, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory AU
Fili x reader, you two are on a date. You suddenly go for the kiss - and stab yourself on one of his many hidden blades. You die.
Elrond x reader, for his birthday you gave him eyebrow tweezers. You die.
Feanor x reader, you’re in the afterlife and he won’t shut up about the dwarf who got three (3) of Galadriel’s hairs.
Azog x reader, you thought using his prosthetic stabby arm to cook smores would make for a good bonding experience. You die. He eats the smores.
Gimli x reader, you were the orc who got Gimli’s axe embedded in your nervous system. You were twitching because you liked it.
Gandalf’s staff x reader, you are a moth. You cannot resist the glow (nsfw)
Coffeeshop AU Grima Wormtongue x reader, he’s the assistant manager always convincing the manager to make working conditions for the baristas worse and you’re a karen. 140k slowburn
LOTRO au #1. You and the ranger Saeradan go on a date to to Bree. You mithril coin from west gate to south gate. He’s disgusted and he breaks up with you
LOTRO au #2 Golodir x reader (nsfw). After a night of hot steamy sex you say something that Lorniel always used to say, triggering his ptsd and he stabs you, killing you instantly
LOTRO au #3 Bingo Boffin x reader, you are following him around Middle Earth on his nonsense and he’s captured by orcs. You don’t get to him in time. Torture, extreme whump, hurt/comfort, major character death, dead dove do not eat
Thranduil x elf!reader. You try to help him find love again after the death of Legolas’s mother. He gets angry, and banishes you. You cry and sail to the undying lands
Male!reader x that one uruk hai, you show him just how delicious “manflesh” can be ;) (nsfw)
Travels // tf2 sniper x reader
Warning: one shot turn nsfw, swearing. I didn’t edit it, so there will be mistakes
Drinking game for Hannibal (2001) movie
I haven't seen a drinking game for this movie and it is one of my favourite horrors. If you want to do every single one you may get very drunk. So choose your favourites!
Excuse me but that's my emotional support dickhead
Games // Thrawn x reader
"So tell me again, what is this game you are playing" Thrawn said, watching as you played the game on your phone.
"It is just a strategy game" you said, pressing to attack another player.
"I see, what do you gain from it?" he asked.
"More loot" you said.
"I mean in real life"
"Oh, nothing" you said, sticking out your tongue slightly as you attacked the base. "But maybe some serotonin, and maybe money if you win tournaments."
"I see" Thrawn said, watching you attack the person, interest starting to linger in his eyes. He did enjoy strategy, and it seemed like he could practise his skills on the game. Thrawn pulled out his data pad and searched the game. He found it and created an account, a thoughtful look on his face.
It had been a couple of days since Thrawn had downloaded the game. You walked into your shared quarters and sat beside your partner on the bed, relaxing and having a peak at what he was doing, your jaw dropped. His base looked like it was level 90.
"You downloaded it?" you asked, looking at the man.
"I did, fascinating how it works"
"How are you already level 90?" you asked, impressed.
"I think you call it, grinding?" he murmured, "I also invested credits so I can gain more resources to better attack and defend my base.
"How much credits did you spend?" you asked, raising your eyebrows.
"Only a few hundred" he said in his usual cool voice.
"A few hundred?" you asked, shocked.
"My investing has paid off my dear, do not fret," he said, clicking on the rankings. "I am the top of the leaderboard of this star destroyer"
You stared at the screen, confused, but there was his user name "Grand_Admiral" at the top with a gold trophy next to it.
"I hope that I will soon be at the top of the leaderboard for the galaxy and beat the player JediKnight501" he said smoothly, pressing on the galaxy leaderboard and there at the top sat JediKnight501.
"I wonder who that is" you murmured,
"Most likely the force user Ahsoka Tano" Thrawn said, pressing to see the base of JediKnight501. It was very advanced, no wonder it was number one.
"Good luck with that" you said, smiling. "I will carry on at my meager level 50"
Thrawn smirked, looking at your base and seeing how it could be improved, putting out his hand he took your phone and edited your base as you watched on. His fingers did quick work of redesigning and he gave it back to you. "I believe that my design decrease your unsuccessful defending by around 60%"
"Thanks" you said, looking at the improved base design.
"Of course" Thrawn said, placing his datapad down on the side.
"I must go back to the bridge" you nodded, watching Thrawn go, a smile on your face at how motivated he was with the random game.
Yandere alphabet for Severus
Warning: Yandere
Vide Cor Meum // Hannibal X Reader Part 2
This is part 2 of Vide Cor Meum
https://sips---tea.tumblr.com/post/663391562252845056/vide-cor-meum-hannibal-x-reader-part-1
Hannibal sat in the small hotel room he had rented. He was thinking of how he could become more permanently part of Florence which would fulfil his interests. The idea of the library crossed his mind, the elderly librarian who did not do a very good job in looking after the important Palazzo Library was nothing but a nuisance to all who knew him. Hannibal smiled, his plan falling into place in his mind.
Another meeting came and went and again, you and Doctor Fell were the last people in the room, the other scholars leaving for other things. You smiled at the Doctor as he put on his white hat and picked up his many papers.
"A very interesting debate" you said, picking up your own things.
"Thought provoking to say the least" Doctor Fell echoed, sending you a smile. "I may accept your offer late"
"My offer?" you ask.
"Do you not remember asking me for coffee?" Doctor Fell asked.
"Oh, yes, of course" you said, grinning, slightly flustered. Doctor Fell gently smiled in response and followed you out of the building.
"I am unfortunately not fully aware of the best places in Florence for coffee" Doctor Fell said.
"Caffe degli Artigiani is a rather good" you said, guiding the man through the streets of Florence a short way to a cafe that looked over a tiny square. It was only a short walk that rested in comfortable silence as you walked together through the tight streets of Florence.
"So" you said, you were the first person to break the silence now you had both sat and had ordered drinks. "You are obviously not a native of Italy, are you from America? Eastern Europe?"
"I have spent some time in America" Doctor Fell. "But what about you?" he asked, his eyes twinkling. "You are not a native either, are you?"
"You are correct" you said, "I am from the United Kingdom"
"Oh yes, I have enjoyed many good meals there" Doctor Fell said.
You smiled, and you fell into silence as the drinks were placed on the table.
"Tell me (y/n), do you believe in God?" he asked, looking at you over his cup.
You were slightly taken aback by this so deep of a question but decided to take it anyway, thinking for a moment you answered. "It depends" you said slowly. "God is real to those who believe them to be so, the thought of them brings comfort to many who suffer, so I would say yes, I do believe in God as an idea and thought which brings inspiration and comfort to those who believe in him" you said. Hannibal watched you, intrigued at your answer, his coffee in his hand.
"A very thought-provoking answer" he mused, a small twinkle in his eye. "How then would you explain for those who suffer who believe in God?"
"There is a part of free will in suffering" you said.
"But what about cases, such as when a church roof collapsed on those who were worshipping?" Hannibal asked, tapping his cup slightly. "Therefore it gives us two conclusions, either there is no God, or that God is a murderer"
You sighed, "You have stumped me Doctor Fell" you said, a small smile on your lips.
Hannibal looked back at you, his eyes twinkling and his tongue sliding against the top of his teeth. "You are very interesting to talk to" Hannibal said. "But I do agree, the idea of God has led to both things of beauty and destruction, wasn't it the crusaders who believed they had their God's blessing before invading lands which they had never known beforehand"
"I agree" you said. "On one hand it has caused the crusades and witch trials, however, the idea of God set influences for art, music and literature which are still alive today. You can trace back pop music to the Gregorian chants, created to celebrate God" Hannibal sipped his drink, his interest growing. "I prefer to focus on the good, as you can most likely tell" you said, with a smile. Hannibal sent you back a smile. You noticed that it was one a twinkle, but also something else which you could not think what it would be. You shrugged it off, taking another sip of your drink and looking around the cafe.
"They do good food here also" you said, changing the subject completely from the heavy topic you were discussing.
"I shall make a note" Hannibal said, not looking around, instead he was thinking. You reminded him a bit of Clarice, always looking for the good, he wondered if you would squirm the same way as Clarice. On another hand, you also reminded him of Mischa. His wonderful sister was a person of pure innocence and kindness. For the three times you had talked, Hannibal seemed to already sussed you out, meanwhile, you haven't a clue of who Doctor Fell really was and his true nature under it.
"Bach" Hannibal said, breaking the silence that had fallen.
"What about him?" you ask, lowering your cup.
"He is a prime example of a composer who had been inspired by an idea of God"
You nodded in agreement. "Bach's music is wonderful, especially his Mass in B minor. I have had the pleasure once to listen to it live"
"A pleasure indeed" Hannibal echoed. "Although I have never heard that particular piece of choral music live, I have enjoyed St Matthew's passion" You nodded, smiling. You were glad that you and Hannibal found some further common ground between you both, it was nice to find someone too easy to talk to and such interesting company.
"Have you met Patrizia Fubini?" you asked. "He is the librarian at the Capponi Library"
"I have not" Hannibal lied. He actually had met the man and found him annoying and idiotic, not at all worthy of having the title of a librarian.
"He has not been to meetings because he is quite ill" you said quietly. "I have kept in contact with him as he is my uncle and I always tell him what we discuss in the meetings." you frowned, sighing slightly. "He had a stroke just a couple of weeks ago and he is only now able to walk properly." Hannibal cocked his head and watched as you sighed, sadness overtaking you a little. "I am glad that he is on the mend and will return to his duties soon" Hannibal nodded, taking another sip of his drink and watching you, waiting for you to carry on. "I am sure you would like Patrizia Doctor Fell" you said, "he enjoys discussing questions on God and philosophy."
"I will look forward to meeting him" Hannibal said, his head still slightly cocked, he watched you with interest, how you reacted when worried about someone you loved. "Now" Hannibal said, swigging the rest of his drink. "It has been nice to spend some time with you, however, I must depart"
"Ah yes" you said, drinking the rest of yours and standing. "Where are you staying Doctor?" you asked.
"Not to far" Hannibal said.
"I live with a view over the river Arno" you said as Hannibal placed some money down on the table and you walked out together into the street. He nodded, tipping his hat as a goodbye before walking down one of the streets. You watched him go before walking down another street toward your flat, Doctor Fell's questions still buzzing in your mind.
Vide Cor Meum // Hannibal X Reader Part 1
This is a fanfic for Hannibal, set after silence of the lambs and at the start of Hannibal the movie.
Vide Cor Meum, a story about Dante and Beatrice. That was what the group of prestigious scholars and other researchers were discussing Dante's La Vita Nuova and the new adaptation into opera.
A new member had joined the group, the name doctor fell. He seemed a pleasant man, understanding the complexities of the story and opera. You seemed to hit it off in the conversation, Doctor Fell agreeing with most of what you had to say which was a change, as you and your ideas were usually shut down by other members. This was because you were the youngest there, meaning you were always looked down upon.
"So doctor, what brought you to Florence?" you asked, a small smile on your face.
"My interests" Doctor Fell said, placing his hat onto his head and flashing you a small smile.
"and what may they be?" you asked, smiling back.
"the fine arts" he said, placing some papers into his bag. "Art, literature, music" you hummed as he picked up his bag. "I must ask why as one as young as yourself is here"
"the same as you, doctor" you said with a smile. "I also enjoy learning and to discuss the fine arts"
"I wonder what we also have in common" he said with a little wink.
"I do also" you said, smiling. "Maybe we can discuss that over some coffee? Or some wine if you are feeling so inclined"
Doctor Fell gave you a smile, adjusting his hat. "I would take up your offer, however, I do have some business to attend to" he gave you a slight smirk. "I will look forward to the next meeting"
"Quite" you said, watching as Doctor Fell walked out of the large room, leaving you alone with your thoughts. He was quite dashing, the new Doctor Fell, he seemed to know exactly what to say and how to say it, a man like himself must have a wife or a husband. You rolled your eyes at your thoughts of Doctor Fell and his relationships, instead, you picked up your papers and hugged them to your chest as you left the room.
You lived in a small apartment overlooking the river Arno. It was full of books, research papers and other random objects you had collected over the past years. You worked at a local museum as their head researcher of Renaissance and Italian art, history and literature, the job brought with it a lot of books.
You sat on your couch and looked as the river went past and the people on the other side. You loved your view, helping you to calm yourself and concentrate on the task at hand. At the moment you had nothing to do, being finished for the day. Yawning slightly you reached for the remote and switched through some channels until it fell onto some random channel with the news which you watched idly, busying yourself with sorting out the papers you had brought home into semi-neat piles. You had enjoyed the debate today, for the first time in a while.
You got up and turned the TV off, you were hungry and went out to get some food in the many delicious restaurants of Florence.
Cursed pics of Sir Christopher Lee because he is wonderful
Pregnant // Any force user x reader
You laid on your shared bed, your head propped against the headrest. You were woozy, your bump now quite a large size and you were sure you could feel little kicks here and there. You closed your eyes for a second, trying to relax for a moment. You wondered where your lover was, they were away on some mission, leaving you behind under the watch of a medical droid. They had been gone for at least a week and you missed them. Their protective, gentle touches, ones which you knew you were safe in.
"2-1B" you called, not opening your eyes as the medical droid came forward.
"Yes madam" it said. "Is anything the matter?"
"Do you know when they are getting back?" you asked, knowing this was a slightly fruitless endeavour to ask.
"No new information has been received about their whereabouts," 2-1B said. You sighed, nodding lazily and falling asleep.
You woke to talking and gingerly opened your eyes. A smile started to form on your face, seeing them talking to the medical droid. They looked tired but happy. Your lover must have heard you as he looked around and a smile formed on their lips. Slowly they approached, tucking some hair behind your ear and kissing your cheek.
"How have you been my dear?" they asked, stroking your cheek and watching you, love in their eyes.
"I have been well" you said, smiling up at them. "But how have you been?" you asked, worried.
"Perfectly well" they said, letting go of your cheek and shuffling onto the bed. Gently they placed their hands on your stomach and closed their eyes. A small smile formed on their face.
"Our child has grown since I have last been with you" they said, stroking your stomach. "The force is strong with our young one"
"Are you sure?" you asked, watching your lover as they connected with your child.
"I am positive darling" he said, a small smile formed on their lips and slowly they let go of your stomach, opening their eyes.
"I am truly excited to meet our child" they said, shuffling up the bed to be next to you. "I promise not to go on any further missions until they are born"
"Thank you" you said, taking their hand and resting against their shoulder. "I missed you"
"I missed you also" they said, stroking your hand with his thumb. "and I am glad I have returned to you and our child"
Imagine Dracula and Van Helsing discovering fanfiction and fan art of them
Shout-out to everyone whose own fanfics live rent free in their minds
Me tbh
Asleep at work // Krennic x reader
You had been non-stop for almost nine hours. You had been under pressure to get the death star mathematics finished. It was a difficult and confusing job, having to run the calculations over and over again to make sure that you were correct, one simple miscalculation would destroy the entire thing.
Krennic found you, your arms folded under your head as you slept on the desk, the computer halfway through running calculations. Krennic's forehead slightly furrowed in worry for both the death star plans and also your health. He understood he was also one to work nonstop and collapse on the job, however, he did not like to see you like this. Slowly Krennic took off his cape and gently put it around you, making sure to not wake you. Usually, Orson is careful with his cape, hating when it gets dirty or someone else touches it, however, he was worried for you, wishing that you could get some sleep before you started working again. "Dream of me love" he whispered, kissing your ear and sitting at his desk and starting work, keeping an eye on you as you slept at your own desk. It was only when he focused he heard you mumble something and he saw your head shoot up but relax when you saw him.
"How long have I been asleep?" you ask
"At least an hour and a half" he said.
You nodded, pulling the cape further around you and starting to tap the computer keyboard. Immediately Orson snapped at you. "You should not work if you are tired" Orson commanded.
"But I need to get this done" You murmured, slightly taken aback by your partner's tone.
"No" Orson said, his tone calmer. "Sleep for the cycle"
You nodded, standing and putting your computer on standby, you slowly trapesed out of the room.
"Dear?" Orson said. You turned. "Rest"
You nodded, leaving the room and flopping into bed and pulling Orson's cape around you, slowly falling asleep.
How Hannibal would react to you trying to take your life
TW: suicide, suicide by poison