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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Love Begins
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
ellievsbear
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
noise dept.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
#extradirty
ojovivo
will byers stan first human second
Jules of Nature
RMH
Misplaced Lens Cap
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
sheepfilms
Keni
YOU ARE THE REASON
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@silmarils-for-breakfast
Your url omfg
i have all of the silmarils. they are mine and i keep them in a cereal box. i pour them into a bowl and pour milk on them and i eat them with a spoon. they are crunchy. i spill silmaril crumbs everywhere. they are delicious
Exhausted with Booktok "romance" bring back whatever this is
Rohan Week 2026
I have been talking to some friends recently about Rohan and the Rohirrim in general and I am curious if there would be interest in a fandom event centered on our folks in Rohan!
Would You Be Interested in Rohan Week?
Yes
No
Other (Explain in the Tags)
hobbiton for my housemates birthday
it’s me boy it’s the oath of feanor speaking to you from inside your brain listen to me boy what you have left behind you should count now no loss; needless baggage on the road it has proved. let those that cursed your name, curse you still, and whine their way back to the cages of the valar! come with me and let the ships burn! we’ll have kinslaying times in… beleriand! doo doo doo doo ye-ea-ah! you need me boy the security of valinor is an illusio-
Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is
Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.
His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.
gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther
#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"
tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc.
wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades
Sorry it’s what to elves
So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth). But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven. To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk. So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.
This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.
Legolas said fuck the horizon
God I fucking love high fantasy
"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!
DIG
DIG
DIG
DIG
need me a t-shirt that says “THE TOOKS SHOT FIRST”
Tom Cotton: So there are Men all over the Shire, menacing people, locking them up, tearing down trees and good hobbit holes…all through Hobbiton, Bywater, Buckland…
Pippin: What about Tuckborough?
Cotton: Your father initiated guerrilla warfare and they’ve been at a military impasse for months.
Pippin: I love my family so fucking much.
it’s just, you spend much of The Hobbit and parts of Lord of the Rings with the narration periodically being like, “and then his Tookish heritage reared up and said, “don’t you want to just go feral?” But it’s narration, background. We’ve never met Belladonna Baggins née Took and we never do. Pippin repeatedly follows his friends into inane danger despite being repeatedly told not to, or sometimes just goes by himself, but so do Merry, Sam, and Frodo, and hey, Pippin’s the hobbit equivalent of 17. Maybe it’s just Pippin.
And then you get to the Scouring of the Shire and it’s like, oh. Oh no. They’re all Like That.
video game and film fandoms will come and go for me but the Silmarillion fandom will never die. because that book came out like 50 years ago and we're all still trying to figure out what the hell is going on there.
Average Silmarillion fan:
Imagine The Fellowship all sitting around the campfire halfway up Caradhras retelling the events of the Hobbit to Boromir and Aragorn Rashomon-style with Gimli going "my dad tells it this way" and Legolas going "well, my dad tells it this way" and the Hobbits all going "but Bilbo tells it this way!" and, even though Gandalf was fucking there for half of it, he refuses to weigh in on anything because watching them argue is more fun and also he doesn't remember because it was over 75 years ago.
Even better: Gandalf remembers it perfectly fine but he keeps making shit up and agreeing to multiple different versions just to throw everyone off
Too good to hide in the tags!
[id: screencap of tags from tumblr user queenincheck, tag is "#gaslight gatekeep Gandalf" /id]
the silmarillion bride
Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.
Details of my Galadriel travel cosplay! This costume has so many subtle little things, from the quilting to the beading, and it's always cool to highlight those for folks who haven't seen it up close!
photos by @sennedjem
Hahahahaha (via reddit)
LOTR & HOBBIT TEXT POSTS
saruman? are you kidding me?
frodo, riding up to bag end, utterly done with everything
#the legendarium#the scouring of the shire is like being asked to close after working a ten hour shift (via @dorwinionwhining)
