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Imagine being a tuna (Atlantic bluefin, Thunnus thynnus). You are a super predator, over six feet long and almost a ton. You are as beautiful and shiny and mercilessly efficient as a sports car, a true marvel of the sea. But you taste so fucking good
I agree with you and also think this is some kind of philosophical point. Cruel efficiency will not save you when you have soft delicious insides
i have good news for the person who wrote that tag and bad news for sports car drivers
Humans are 1000x more sensitive to the smell of petrichor (that smell you get with rain) than sharks are to blood, to no apparent evolutionary advantage. You’re privileged to be a part of the first welcoming committee to meet our new Non-Human arrivals in person. They smell like petrichor.
Film Noirs you can watch free online.
The Letter (1940) / They Drive By Night (1940) / Among the Living (1941) / High Sierra (1941) / I Wake Up Screaming (1941) / Johnny Eager (1941) / The Maltese Falcon (1941) / The Glass Key (1942) / This Gun For Hire (1942) The Night Has Eyes (1942) / The Seventh Victim (1943) / Shadow of a Doubt (1943) / Double Indemnity (1944) / Laura (1944) / Ministry of Fear (1944) / Murder, My Sweet (1944) / Phantom Lady (1944) / The Suspect (1944) / The Woman in the Window (1944) / The Mask of Dimitrios (1944) / Conflict (1945) / Cornered (1945) / Fallen Angel (1945) / Mildred Pierce (1945) / Scarlet Street (1945) / Spellbound (1945) / The Strange Affair of Uncle Harry (1945) / Leave Her To Heaven (1945) / The Big Sleep (1946) / The Blue Dahlia (1946) / The Chase (1946) / The Dark Corner (1946) / The Dark Mirror (1946) / Gilda (1946) / The Killers (1946) / The Locket (1946) / Notorious (1946) / The Postman Always Rings Twice (1946) / Shock (1946) / Somewhere in the Night (1946) / The Spiral Staircase (1946) / The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946) / The Strange Woman (1946) / The Stranger (1946) / Suspense (1946) / Three Strangers (1946) / Undercurrent (1946) / Born To Kill (1947) / Brute Force (1947) / Cry Wolf (1947) / Dark Passage (1947) / Dead Reckoning (1947) / Deep Valley (1947) / A Double Life (1947) / Framed (1947) / Johnny O’Clock (1947) / Kiss of Death (1947) / The Lady From Shanghai (1947) / Lady in the Lake (1947) / Nightmare Alley (1947) / Out of the Past (1947) / Possessed (1947) / Riff-Raff (1947) / They Won’t Believe Me (1947) / The Two Mrs. Carrolls (1947) / The Web (1947) / Desert Fury (1947) / The Big Clock (1948) / Rope (1948) / Blonde Ice (1948) / Bodyguard (1948) / Call Northside 777 (1948) / The Dark Past (1948) / Force of Evil (1948) / He Walked by Night (1948) / Hollow Triumph (1948) / I Love Trouble (1948) / I Walk Alone (1948) / Key Largo (1948) / Kiss the Blood Off My Hands (1948) / Larceny (1948) / Moonrise (1948) / The Naked City (1948) / Parole, Inc. (1948) / Pitfall (1948) / Road House (1948) / Saigon (1948) / Sleep, My Love (1948) / Sorry, Wrong Number (1948) / The Street with No Name (1948) / They Live by Night (1948) / The Third Man (1949) / The Accused (1949) / Beyond The Forest (1949) / The Big Steal (1949) / Cover Up (1949) / Criss Cross (1949) / A Dangerous Profession (1949) / Flamingo Road (1949) / House of Strangers (1949) / Impact (1949) / Jigsaw (1949) / Johnny Stool Pigeon (1949) / Knock on Any Door (1949) / Manhandled (1949) / Take One False Step (1949) / Too Late For Tears (1949) / Trapped (1949) / Whirlpool (1949) / White Heat (1949) / The Window (1949) / A Woman’s Secret (1949) / The Asphalt Jungle (1950) / Backfire (1950) / Black Hand (1950) / Born to Be Bad (1950) / Caged (1950) / The Capture (1950) / The Damned Don’t Cry (1950) / Dark City (1950) / Destination Murder (1950) / D.O.A. (1950) / Edge of Doom (1950) / The File on Thelma Jordon (1950) / Gun Crazy (1950) / In a Lonely Place (1950) / Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye (1950) / A Lady Without Passport (1950) / Night and the City (1950) / No Man of Her Own (1950) / No Way Out (1950) / One Way Street (1950) / Quicksand (1950) / Sunset Boulevard (1950) / Walk Softly, Stranger (1950) / Where Danger Lives (1950) / Woman on the Run (1950) / The 13th Letter (1951) / Ace in the Hole (1951) / Appointment with Danger (1951) / Cause for Alarm (1951) / Cry Danger (1951) / Detective Story (1951) / The Enforcer (1951) / FBI Girl (1951) / He Ran All The Way (1951) / His Kind of Woman (1951) / Hollywood Story (1951) / House on Telegraph Hill (1951) / M (1951) / The Prowler (1951) / The Racket (1951) / Roadblock (1951) / Sirocco (1951) / Storm Warning (1951) / Strangers on a Train (1951) / Three Steps North (1951) / Two of a Kind (1951) / Affair In Trinidad (1952) / Beware, My Lovely (1952) / The Captive City (1952) / Clash by Night (1952) / Deadline - U.S.A. (1952) / Don’t Bother to Knock (1952) / The Las Vegas Story (1952) / Night Without Sleep (1952) / On Dangerous Ground (1952) / The Steel Trap (1952) / Strange Fascination (1952) / Sudden Fear (1952) / The Thief (1952) / The Woman Is Dangerous (1952) / The Turning Point (1952) / Assignment: Paris (1952) / Man Bait (1952) Stolen Face (1952) / Inferno (1953) / Niagara (1953) / Angel Face (1953) / The Big Heat (1953) / The Bigamist (1953) / A Blueprint for Murder (1953) / Count the Hours (1953) / I, Confess (1953) / Jeopardy (1953) / Pickup on South Street (1953) / Vicki (1953) / Human Desire (1954) / A Life At Stake (1954) / Loophole (1954) / The Miami Story (1954) / Naked Alibi (1954) / The Other Woman (1954) / Pushover (1954) / Rogue Cop (1954) / Suddenly (1954) / Witness to Murder (1954) / 5 Against the House (1955) / The Big Combo (1955) / The Desperate Hours (1955) / Female Jungle (1955) / Kiss Me Deadly (1955) / Murder Is My Beat (1955) / The Night of the Hunter (1955) / Queen Bee (1955) / Hell on Frisco Bay (1955) / Violent Saturday (1955) / Rififi (1955) / Les Diaboliques (1955) / A Before Dying (1956) / Beyond a Reasonable Doubt (1956) / A Woman’s Devotion (1956) / Crime Against Joe (1956) / A Cry in the Night (1956) / The Harder They Fall (1956) / The Killer Is Loose (1956) / Over-Exposed (1956) / Please Murder Me (1956) / The Price of Fear (1956) / While the City Sleeps (1956) / The Wrong Man (1956) / Yield to the Night (1956) / A Kiss Before Dying (1956) / The Burglar (1957) / Crime of Passion (1957) / The Unholy Wife (1957) / Hit and Run (1957) / Nightfall (1957) / Slaughter on Tenth Avenue (1957) / Sweet Smell of Success (1957) / The Tattered Dress (1957) / The Girl in Black Stockings (1957) / The Long Haul (1957) / Istanbul (1957) / Murder by Contract (1958) / Screaming Mimi (1958) / Step Down to Terror (1958) / Party Girl (1958) / Thunder Road (1958) / Vertigo (1958) / Touch of Evil (1958) / Party Girl (1958) / Lonelyhearts (1958) / City of Fear (1959) / Odds Against Tomorrow (1959) / The Trap (1959) / Guns, Girls and Gangsters (1959)
Nearly all the films on this list are American Noir’s, If there are any other Film Noirs that are not on this list that you think should be, let me know and I will add them, also let me know if any of the links are broken and l will fix them. Just click on the title and it will take you to the movie. Enjoy!
I recently discovered laundry stripping and y’all, no matter how much of a crock of shit you think fast fashion is, you’re underestimating.
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OKAY SO. You know how we talk about how one way fast fashion has made itself “necessary” is that the clothing looks like shit and feels horrible after just a few washes?
Let. Me. Tell. You. Something.
Laundry stripping is a process where you load your laundry into a tub or bin (I’ve been using my bathtub) with warm water, half a cup of borax, half a cup of washing soda, and half a cup of laundry soap (not detergent, SOAP, there’s a chemical difference). Leave it there for at least eight hours. I’ve been going for 12-24.
What you will come back to is a tub full of nearly-opaque black-gray-brown water that absolutely REEKS. This is normal. You are looking at (and smelling) hard water buildup, body sweat and oils that were embedded in the fabric, dead skin, and just regular grime.
Wring out your clothes. Throw them in the washer. (I like to do a spin-only cycle before going any further, because I have one of those washers that determines by weight how much water any given load needs.) Wash as usual.
You will notice I didn’t suggest any further pretreatment, and that’s because 1) you don’t want to layer too many chemicals on top of each other but also 2) you may not even need it.
When your clothes come out, check each one as it goes into the dryer, and if anything else s still stained, set it aside to run again with a regular pretreatment. One of the sweaters I did this with apparently did need a second treatment…to deal with what appears to have possibly been a hot chocolate stain that was previously invisible due to “well, it’s old” dinginess. I was planning to throw this sweater out. It looks almost new now. I need to wash it one more time for the probably-a-hot-chocolate stain, and then it needs to have the hem weighted to block it and bring it back to evenness, but dude. I wear my clothes to rags and I thought this thing was unfixable. “I need to reshape it” is nothing.
Remove clothes from dryer when done. Fucking MARVEL at the colors and how good the fabric feels. Give them a smell. Get righteously and royally angry that you can rejuvenate this stuff so easily, with a process that does take awhile but is 90% hands-off, but we’ve been trained to believe it’s all got to be binned once a year because discoloration and gross fabric is “normal wear and tear” and can’t be fixed.
It’s utterly unreal! I just pulled a seven-year-old work undershirt out of the dryer and this thing looks NEW!! It FEELS almost new!!! One of the shirts I hung up from the last load is older than some of the people on this site and it went from “I keep this to wear on laundry day, for sentimental reasons” to “I could actually wear this out of the house, it looks old but respectable”! The pajama bottoms I’m wearing were from Goodwill and they have BRIGHT YELLOW in them! I thought it was goldenrod!!
I do not know how often you’re supposed to do this (doing it every time can strip the dye out of your clothes, not to mention it’s way too much work to do every time), but once or twice per season seems respectable. I don’t wear white, so I can’t test the “it will make whites look almost-new as well” claim, but I’ve seen a lot of people on the cleaning subreddit attest that it works.
Just remember: WASHING soda. Not baking soda. I tried baking soda and a little bit happened, but not a lot.
Go forth. Rejuvenate your clothing. Strip your laundry.
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i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with
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Source: How Much Do Cats Actually Kill?
I did the math to figure out how many furry forest critters my one hunter cat actually killed. Here are the numbers:
She’s 10 years old, but she’s spent the last year as an inside only cat, so let’s mark her down as 9 years old. As an indoor-outdoor cat, she averaged around 4 kills a week. According to this study, she was probably killing 16 per week. At least.
There are 52 weeks in a year, so my cat was killing around 832 moles, voles, rats, and mice per year.
At 9 years old, her kill count was most likely around 7,488.
I’m lucky that she only went after rodents and not endangered animals. With a kill rate like that, this one cat could’ve wiped out an entire species.
And that’s just one cat.
it’s been said before and i’m sure said better than i can phrase it. but really, really - if you like making “i’m going to kill myself” jokes, please try switching to being ironically conceited instead.
anytime something goes wrong, say things like “ah well at least i’m beautiful and charming and everyone loves me.” when you forget something, try “my big huge brain is so smart and thinking about too many other very big wizardly thoughts you wouldn’t even understand.” when you’re frustrated by one of your symptoms, start talking like you’re in My Immortal. “Life has come for me but my eyes are beautiful pools of gorgeous fire and my hair is amazing. I stuck my middle finger up at life and told it to fuck off and it did.”
just… try it for a month or two. try saying the most absurdly self-congratulatory shit you can think of.
i know it’s tempting to make suicide or self-harm jokes. and for me at least, a decade ago (!) when someone suggested i stop making those kinds of jokes, i was kind of at a loss for what to replace them with. i wanted to make light of these moments, but genuinely (at the time) my first thought really was suicidal ideation. there was a part of me that even felt like … i was kind of “making light” of that voice. that if i could say i want to die lol, it would help take the sting out of that genuine (albeit passive) desire. like i could turn my illness into a joke.
when i started complimenting myself instead, it felt awkward and stupid. it felt really, really ironic. what i was actually saying was nobody would ever think this stuff about me, that’s what makes it so fucking funny.
but. the effect was immediate. first thing i noticed was the people around me. when i dropped a glass and said ah my skin is too beautiful and sleek the glass has swooned and broken for me, other people were suddenly overjoyed to jump in with the joke. rather than making an awkward moment, we’d both start cracking up. ah princess sleek hands, i’ve heard of you.
i was 19. i hadn’t noticed i’d been making others tense when i said i want it all to end. i know now that it’s incredibly hard to know how to walk that moment - do you talk to them about your concern? do you potentially make them uncomfortable by asking if they’re okay? do you ignore the situation? do you help them pick up the glass, or do they need to do it by themselves? are they genuinely made suicidal over this small moment? and most importantly, how do you - without professional training or supplies - actually help?
most people want to help you pick up the glass in your life, they just have no fucking idea how to do it. they don’t want to make anything worse. they don’t want to make assumptions about you. they love you, they’re scared for you - and being scared makes people kind of freeze up. it’s not because they don’t love you. it’s because they do.
now when something bad happens, my first thought is how can i make a stupid joke about this. it isn’t my brain saying you’re a dumb fucking bitch. i spend more time laughing. i spend more time being gentle with myself. i spend more time feeling good.
and the thing is - what’s kind of funny - is that you’d be surprised by how many people agree with you. the first time i said i’m too pretty to understand that, someone else said to be fair you’re the prettiest person in this room. i promise - you really don’t know how kindly your friends see you. but they love you for a reason. they sort of reverse-velveteen-rabbit you. your weird and ugly spots fade away and you just become… the love they want to give you.
go love yourself ironically. the worst thing that happens is that you end up tricking your reflection into actually loving you.
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