where's all the pipis

this blog is old so i advise u don't go too far back...instead just go to my art blog for all the action!

[notallmensheviks]

this person’s response to being constantly assaulted by their own cats is to hide inside an enclosed tent in their living room

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[fymodernflapper]

The Serenade from the June 20, 1914 cover of Puck magazine.

[omgsamchap]

I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

[infomercial]

happy mother’s day to miss honey from matilda

[nintendette]

DeviantArt and the USPS partner to make physical DeviantStamps that are valid postage stamps

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

[disappeareddraws]

Alrighty, folks, I’m unemployed and my current savings will probably only last me through May, so I’ll be keeping these open until further notice!

PRICE OVERVIEW: Size: Sketch | Flats | Shading | 3D Model Bust: $10 | $15 | $20 | N/A  Half: $20 | $25 | $30 | $75  Full: $30 | $35 | $40 | $100

All prices are in USD, to be paid via paypal invoice.

Additional characters are each 50% off (only 25% off for 3D Models)

Additional fees of $10 or more may be required for overly detailed designs, props, animations (3D Models Only), etc.

Commissions worth $50 or less require up-front payment; partial payment can be discussed for more expensive commissions.

Will Draw: OCs, D&D Charas, Fancharas, Fanart, Shipping, Mild Nudity/Blood/Gore

Can’t/Won’t Draw: Detailed backgrounds/environments, NSFW, Mecha, Furries/Animals, Incest/Pedo/Abusive Ships, Bigotry (homophobia, transphobia, racism, ableism, etc)

5 slots available; first-come, first-served. I reserve the right to turn down any commission for any reason. These commissions are priced for personal use only- please contact me directly to discuss freelance or commercial work.

Reblogs and signal boosts are appreciated, as always, and if you can’t afford or aren’t interested, please consider checking out my Ko-Fi instead!

[wildbayou]

[widogast]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xbox-nun]

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[disappeareddraws]

Alrighty, folks, I’m unemployed and my current savings will probably only last me through May, so I’ll be keeping these open until further notice!

PRICE OVERVIEW: Size: Sketch | Flats | Shading | 3D Model Bust: $10 | $15 | $20 | N/A  Half: $20 | $25 | $30 | $75  Full: $30 | $35 | $40 | $100

All prices are in USD, to be paid via paypal invoice.

Additional characters are each 50% off (only 25% off for 3D Models)

Additional fees of $10 or more may be required for overly detailed designs, props, animations (3D Models Only), etc.

Commissions worth $50 or less require up-front payment; partial payment can be discussed for more expensive commissions.

Will Draw: OCs, D&D Charas, Fancharas, Fanart, Shipping, Mild Nudity/Blood/Gore

Can’t/Won’t Draw: Detailed backgrounds/environments, NSFW, Mecha, Furries/Animals, Incest/Pedo/Abusive Ships, Bigotry (homophobia, transphobia, racism, ableism, etc)

5 slots available; first-come, first-served. I reserve the right to turn down any commission for any reason. These commissions are priced for personal use only- please contact me directly to discuss freelance or commercial work.

Reblogs and signal boosts are appreciated, as always, and if you can’t afford or aren’t interested, please consider checking out my Ko-Fi instead!

[perhapsarat]

chicken run is underrated and definitely the second best stop motion animation film 

[perhapsarat]

[its-raining-cats]

Me: *goes to the fridge at 3 am in search of food*

The tiny Donald Duck that lives inside my brain: THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD SPOT TO FIND SOME INGREDIENTS

[catchymemes]

[bazoozle-deactivated20210714]

GOLF WITHOUT LIMITS

[marchionro]