MONSTER HUNTER

“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche Independent Integra Hellsing. Mun is 21+ with a Master's in Creative Writing.

[sir-intxgra]

Hi, yes, hello. I'm still here.

When you last heard from me, I was getting my Master's. Well, now I'm a professor! I know, it's crazy to me, too.

I have to have grades in by the 17th, so I should be able to play after that :3

[sir-intxgra]

We all know that Integra sleeps with a gun under her pillow.

It's the crossbow under the bed that people forget about.

[sir-intxgra]

What does it take to become a soldier in the Hellsing organization? Is there a selection process? Do you hand pick people? Are there prerequisites to join? Or perhaps this is all classified?

You won't find Hellsing; Hellsing finds you.

Only the most elite soldiers can enlist in Hellsing. Special Operations and classified missions experience are prerequisites. Can you handle the nation's secrets? Are you the gossipy type? If not, sorry, pal.

You don't even know you're being picked for Hellsing until you meet Integra, after you pass all the tests, physicals, psych evals, theory, and practicum. You must be highly decorated and come highly recommended.

If you balk at being led by a 22-year-old woman (especially when she was younger), you're out.

And then Integra generally goes through all the information she has on you as long as she needs to, from your grades and taxes to your social media. She doesn't want just anyone wearing her name on their chest. She'll find everything.

Do you believe in God or something greater than us?

How's your conscience?

Any phobias or traumas?

Alucard is going to exploit them if you're not worthy. Or just for shits and gigs, he's a bastard that way.

You don't fully enlist until you've proven that you can stand Alucard and his antics.

If you make it through all of that, then suit up, buddy boy; you're about to start hunting monsters.

[rpmemes-galore]

happier headcanon q’s! 

1. what gives your muse hope? 

2. what is your muse’s favorite joke?

3. what is your muse’s favorite hobby?

4. what is your muse’s happiest memory?

5. what does self-care look like to your muse?

6. what is your muse’s favorite kind of weather?

7. what would your muse consider a perfect day?

8. what does your muse love doing with other people?

9. what does your muse consider their biggest success?

10. who does your muse consider their best/closet friend?

11. does your muse think people deserve second chances? 

12. what is something that will always make your muse laugh?

13. what would your muse consider their best physical feature?

14. what was the best/funniest dream your muse has ever had?

15. what is something that’s made your muse so happy they’ve cried?

16. has your muse ever laughed so hard they’ve cried? what caused it?

17. what was the best/most thoughtful gift your muse has ever received?

18. what kind of hugs does your muse give? gentle? tight? pick and spin?

19. what would be the best way to cheer up your muse when they’re sad?

20. what is a way that your muse shows love and affection without words?

21. what is something good that your muse carries with them from childhood?

22. what does your muse consider the most beautiful place they’ve ever been?

23. does your muse like receiving gifts? what would be the best gift to get them?

24. what is your muse’s favorite animal? have they ever gotten to see one in person?

25. during difficult times, what is something your muse holds onto to get them through?

26. if your muse could go on vacation anywhere, what would be their dream destination?

27. when it comes to gift giving, does your muse tend to lean funny, practical, thoughtful? 

28. after a fight, how does your muse go about apologizing/making it up to the other person?

29. what is something that was difficult at the time, but taught them a valuable lesson they still hold onto?

[theotherkingdoms]

— Megan Fernandes, “I’m Smarter than this Feeling, but Am I?” from I Do Everything I’m Told

[rpmemes-galore]

all about culture 

you can either send the title of the section for me to answer all q’s in that section for my muse, or individual q’s! 

food

how spicy is the food, generally? 

what foods from my muse’s culture do they eat most?

which foods do they eat the least? which do they dislike? 

is there an ingredient traditionally used for multiple dishes? 

are there any dishes from my muse’s culture they know how to make? 

clothing

what color dyes are most commonly used? 

what type of fabric is most commonly used? 

does my muse enjoy wearing their traditional outfits? 

do the traditional garments tend to be heavier or lighter?

how many layers does a traditional outfit generally have? 

music

what instrument is most common in the music? 

where are you most likely to hear music being played?

do most songs have vocals, or do they lean more instrumental?

can my muse play any traditional instruments from their culture?

what style is most commonly found in the music? upbeat? somber?

beliefs 

what is a superstition in my muse’s culture?

is there a widely held religion in my muse’s culture? 

what are the views on hospitality in my muse’s culture? 

what is the view of money / wealth in my muse’s culture?

are there any beliefs held in my muse’s culture they don’t agree with? 

[ask-meme-addicts]

Roast my muse. Tell them the hard truths about themselves that they need to hear.

Alternatively, send 🔥 + a URL/name and my muse will roast them.

[sir-intxgra]

So, I'm back for the foreseeable future! Let me know who's still here and the new faces!

[sacchiri]

Some fanart of Take Your Vampire To School Day, a delightful crackfic by @freshlyjuicedbeetles!

[sir-intxgra]

I just had to share this lovely fanart of my fic on this blog :)

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