The Chuck Norris Of BBC Merlin

He should have died so many times, but didn’t because death is afraid of Sir Leon’s glare. ⚔️ Submissions welcome

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In the beginning, Sir Leon created God

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Stop motion wood working

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You can't just leave this in the tags

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How Sir Leon does woodworking

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Not a question, more like a thought. Sir Leon's chainmail was probably crafted on his body, tough and unkillable as he is.

Chainmail was invented to imitate the protection that Sir Leon has naturally.

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[ID: Sketch of Sir Leon dressed in full armour for a joust with a lance in one hand. His lance, tunic, and the fabric over his horse are all in the ACE flag colours. His visor is flipped up and he's smiling proudly. End ID] -

In Camelot, Pride is celebrated with a joust :)

Prompt fill for Merlin Bingo 2022: asexual character

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When Sir Leon chops onions, the onions cry.

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A dinosaur looked at Sir Leon the wrong way once. And well… you know what happened to them

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Sir Leon breathes air… five times a day

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Sir Leon can start a fire with an ice cube.

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IM BACK YALL

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Sir Leon, is it true that you are in fact too powerful to be subjected to Earth’s gravitational pull, but you choose to act as if you are controlled by it because you are a good person who doesn’t want the rest of us to feel inferior?

I am legally not Sir Leon and so cannot answer your question. Hypothetically the answer might be a yes.

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A king cobra bit Sir Leon. After 5 days of agonising pain the cobra died.

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Sir Leon can break the speed of light by simply walking.

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Sir Leon plays Jenga with Stonehenge.

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Sir Leon once had a heart attack. His heart lost.

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Sir Leon does not get frostbite. Sir Leon bites frost.

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The quickest way to a mans heart is Sir Leon’s fist

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Sir Leon can play a violin with a piano