This Is Where I Come To Masturbate

he\him vampire

[grasswrym]

They should invent a bear that is not dangerous and wants to be my friend and cuddle

[sweetberry-roebuck]

GOOD NEWS!!

[icarianarts]

Fan art I drew of dobby dying in a glue trap

[toksinblack]

Romance beyond human comprehension

[moarf13]

[princestolasofficial]

random teenager, posting an unhinged shitpost ab sandman/good omens/etc at 3 am

neil gaiman, reposting at 4 am

[bergoozter]

emotional support bowl of popcorn

[teamyellremade]

a selection of artist memes hand-picked and curated by me based on my own experiences

[commiescummie]

i said what i said

[trelleste]

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

[commiescummie]

[sebdoesnothing]

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

[dentedshoppingcart]

ngl i feel bad for all these other ghost hunters talking about orbs and bad energy getting upstaged by two guys, one of whom doesn’t even believe in ghosts while the other doesn’t even WANT to see a ghost by the time he has to investigate, whose most solid piece of evidence is a ghost saying “apple tater” and an attic dj talking about spinning discs for money

[tbartss]

What is this I hear about Ryan Reynolds joining tumblr? Everyone knows there’s only ONE honorary celebrity on this hellsite and that’s known cryptid Mr. Neil Gaiman

[luluxa]

Ghost Files

[feeshies]

gender identity:

older brother in a teen movie who has caution tape and a hazardous waste symbol on his door

[pocketss]

she only plays minecraft and spore

[billysattic]

slashers + banned tags <3

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[icantwritegood]

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

[ladylike-foxes]

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

[g3ncyho3]

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

[breyito]

character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*

me:

[abandoned-as-mustard]

Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*

Me:

[bmarvels]

Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*

[lime-on-my-side]

character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*

me:

[miqojak]

Every time this crosses my dash it gets better.

[all-the-ships-must-sail-pls]

👀👀👀👀👀👀

[angelsamericana]

well. this wasn't on my 2021 bingo card

[mishastoesies]

[spacegirlsgang]