I'll Probably Flirt With It

Call me Vern, or Vernon. Or sexy. I like butts, Pokemon, anime, and Game Grumps, and a gallon of other shit. I do writing request and RP request. I'll eventually make a full RP Blog

[spacetwinks]

[puts far more meat than is reasonable into tortilla] [tortilla doesn’t fold fully or correctly] bullshit. what’s wrong with you. fuck you

[dankmemeuniversity]

[viostormcaller]

AKNSKSJXOXJSOENXOJEKSJSID

[dayscreaming]

Me researching stuff for my maladaptive daydreams:

Me researching stuff for school:

[zappavolta]

Game of Thrones should end how Monty Python Holy Grail ended where a bunch of cop cars come n arrest them all

[probablybadrpgideas]

Refuse to differentiate between important and unimportant information in your scene descriptions. “Looking around the ruined street you see a few burnt out houses, various bits of rubble, 4000 demons pointing swords at you, a pile of knocked over street signs and a stray cat.”

[gnars-house]

All your players, immediately: I PET THE CAT

[teathattast]

@classicdadmoves

[marchofthethieves]

where’d they get all those dads

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

home depot, duh

[themyscrian]

if Korra was a dude you know the fan artists would never miss out his toned arms and his rippling abs and yet a lot of art just depicts Korra as really skinny with super massive boobs

why

[r0rschach]

korra’s muscle and build is literally my fav thing about her design

[rockodile-deactivated20181110]

I MISS MIIVERSE :( children are super funny

[piratekingcon]

god i miss this

[mageknight14]

What even was Miiverse?

[vampmotel]

IM CRYING

[weepycat]

my brother sent me this photo of his cat and i’m gonna lose my mind. he looks like a kingdom hearts character 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[deathgripspussy]

Every detail about this image is fucking hilarious

[sparrows-corner]

I’m dying. It’s currently February 26th, 2018. AND Jerry Trainor himself wrote this article

[traeumerin-2709]

This is the most dumb thing I’ve ever read. How high up his own ass is this jerry trainor?!

[bulbiedorf]

Jerry Trainor is famous for portraying characters that are very very weird and in some cases will see themselves as the center of everything. What he is doing here is making fun of the white people complaining about there not being enough white people in black panther and mocking how Hollywood whitewashes a lot of fictional characters by claiming he, a late 2000s preteen show actor, should have played that level of an iconic role in a major film. He’s not serious about all of this he is using his own reputation as a weird character actor to ridicule racists.

[totalspiffage]

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happy 420

[totalspiffage]

I hope everyone has had a 420 blessed by weedspagon

[shiftythrifting]

Matching shirts for u and bae

[surrealtiktoks]

[cromerholt]

[davey-in-a-minivan]

does anyone else get a little sad when they see people tagging personal posts as “shut up karen” or “lula needs to stop talking” or even “noah rambles too much” and such? like no!! if I’m following you than I signed up for your rambles!! talk about your day! analyze a song! vent if you need to! i don’t mind!

[ruinedchildhood]

Jamie Lee Curtis recreates iconic angry photos of herself